Ever had something epic happen to you
Did something epic ever happen to you
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                        -I've been hit by cars on 4 different occasions, at speeds varying between 30-50 miles per hour.
-Fell off a three story building onto the driveway.
-Got caught in a typhoon and a tornado.
Ongoing joke among my friends that I'm immortal.
                -Fell off a three story building onto the driveway.
-Got caught in a typhoon and a tornado.
Ongoing joke among my friends that I'm immortal.
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                        A fight with my best friend completely changed my outlook on life. Life simply changed afterwards. 
Knowing that things wont always stay the way they are.
                Knowing that things wont always stay the way they are.
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                        I stopped a bullet with my mind once. It hit a wall, but I don't think that had anything to do with it. I totally stopped it.                    
                
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                        Got hit by a car while on my bike, when I fell a taxi hit my head good thing the taxi stopped or I could have been paste. I even made a pic to show you
                    
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                        Yes! Its a bad, wait, good, no maybe bad...it maybe good...bad at the beginning? and good at the end?...anyway
It was december 18, 2004...it was like 5pm...I was drunk driving my motorcycle...I speed up, a van passed on my left, i was close on the sidewalk, so i turned a little to the right, but the road was wet(there was a bottled water shop), so i slipped, the motorcycle slide on the side of the road, while i was behind it sliding also, after that my girlfriend saw me...she ran towards me and asking if i was alright...i said "STFU Bitch, cant you see im bleeding? would you be alright if what happened to me happens to you?!" - no wait that wasnt it...i said "Yeah Im fine...ugh the pain!"...anyway after that...I sat on the side of the street, my motorcycle on the side of the street also, then i light up a cigarette...*Sigh*...then i went home...the end
                It was december 18, 2004...it was like 5pm...I was drunk driving my motorcycle...I speed up, a van passed on my left, i was close on the sidewalk, so i turned a little to the right, but the road was wet(there was a bottled water shop), so i slipped, the motorcycle slide on the side of the road, while i was behind it sliding also, after that my girlfriend saw me...she ran towards me and asking if i was alright...i said "STFU Bitch, cant you see im bleeding? would you be alright if what happened to me happens to you?!" - no wait that wasnt it...i said "Yeah Im fine...ugh the pain!"...anyway after that...I sat on the side of the street, my motorcycle on the side of the street also, then i light up a cigarette...*Sigh*...then i went home...the end
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                        Yes in both good and bad at the same time.
It was Sophomore year in high school and it was raining hard. I crossed the street and got hit by a car. Flew like two meters away.
When I got up, first thing I did was check any blood. Zero blood, did anything hurt, apart from the bruise I'm going to get in the morning, nothing.
And I noticed the only thing that really hurt were my elbows cause I landed on them right on some rocks.
So yeah I can't get killed by getting hit with cars.
                It was Sophomore year in high school and it was raining hard. I crossed the street and got hit by a car. Flew like two meters away.
When I got up, first thing I did was check any blood. Zero blood, did anything hurt, apart from the bruise I'm going to get in the morning, nothing.
And I noticed the only thing that really hurt were my elbows cause I landed on them right on some rocks.
So yeah I can't get killed by getting hit with cars.
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                        umm... well ounce i hit a truck,i was riding down a hill and my bike brakes failed m the front tire got lodged between the back bumper and the bed of the truck,i was 11 and it knocked the wind out of me                    
                
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                        Mr.Shaggnificent wrote...
Escaped prosecution twice(1 statute of limitations, 2 cop fuck up), DNA test said it wasn't my kid, got shot at once(they missed), plus a few sweet drug deals(both buying and selling).  most of that shit was from when i was a stupid drunken kid, i've mellowed some since then.This is badass epicness lol
I don't know if you can call it epic but when i was 6 i was hit by a car on the head and i am still alive though from times to times i have some fucking allucinations.
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                        Experiencing a hurricane, several tornadoes, earthquake, and a wildfire up close and personal. I remember playing during the hurricane tho xD with a toy boat. 
It's been quite a few years since I last saw mother nature all pissy and I'm thankful for it.
                It's been quite a few years since I last saw mother nature all pissy and I'm thankful for it.
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                        A massive flood.. It has destroyed everything., Typhoon Ondoy.,
Cars were moving on it's own., Houses made out of wood goes with the waves,,
Good thing i live in a 3rd floor room..
                Cars were moving on it's own., Houses made out of wood goes with the waves,,
Good thing i live in a 3rd floor room..
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                        I once discovered that when I moved my hand in a back and forth motion on my penis I could trick my body into thinking I was having sex. The resulting ejaculation was nothing less then epic.                    
                
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                        Ive been jumped by around 5 different gangs, (Bloods, Crips, "Bounty Huntahs" and a couple others whose names I cant remember) for no reason, and every time Ive left at least one of them (guys jumping me...) with something to remember me by IE: one with a scar to the back of his head when I tackled him into a tree, another with a huge scar on the side of his head when I hit him with a bat, another whose nose I think I mighta broken, one, whose PS2 games I stole after...
and those are the only I can remember...
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I wouldnt call it epic, but meh, something to talk about...
                and those are the only I can remember...
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I wouldnt call it epic, but meh, something to talk about...
 
                         
                         
                         
                         
                        
 
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                        