Evil and whatnot

What's the most evil thing you've done. If anyone comes close to mine, or tops it I'll admit it. I'm just wondering exactly how evil you all are.

I once torched a bus full of nuns.

I don't believe you. Something that actually happened perhaps?

I forged the signature of my father a few times. A really stupid thing to do and that not just in hindsight (and of course I got chewed out by him when it came out).

threw a dog off a cliff (actually i didn't do it on purpose but i didn't like the dog at all) and no he didn't die.

Complete and total honesty?

I was 5. I saw a miniature green teddybear [about an inch in size] on a display case in a dollar store. I noticed he was out of place, and there were no other mini bears for sale. I put it in my pocket.

My mum noticed. She promptly shamed me and put it on the front counter. The clerk gave us a look like "Uh.. that's not even ours."

I never stole again.

No it really happened. Not only that, they were kitten nuns. Kittens that had become nuns, and they were travelling to Africa to help starving children.

I'm quite the evil bastard you see. :D

god that's sounds so cute >_<.

I used to be a bully, so you know what name what bad deeds I did to those other kids back in high-school

Evil you say... well I was brought up with good values and morals so I haven't really done anything majorly bad in my time.

When I was 13, I tried stealing Metal duscaps (those things that keep the air from the tires from escaping) from a car. I knelt down and pretended (quite badly) to tie my shoelaces. The owners were in the kitchen window and saw me. Safe to say pretending to tie my shoelaces up wasn't convincing enough. I felt horrid.

I might have to get back to you on this, I'm sure I've done worse than fail to steal metal caps from a car.

I've burnt a classmate with a lighter during class. Actually we were betting if we could get a swot to be noisy during class, so I heated up the lighter and made her scream.

I remember getting suspended for that, it wasn't worth ten pounds.

here's all that i can remember for the moment :

Well when i was around 5 or 6, i went into dad's delivery truck. At the time, classic Speed Racer was my favorite show, so while one of my dad worker who were suppose to be watching me, went to get some orders. In that space of time, i jumped into the driver seat, cause i wanted to drive to impress my dad(T_T..i was a poor weak minded kid) and then i started the truck and put it into reverse(thinking it was gear 1), pressed the gas........and right in to the bakery(people were shocked but luckily nobody got hurt).....my dad was seeing red and seething mad/ worried...got a scolding but my dad worker got the boot...i felt so bad, cause on top of my dad's driver(who was the coolest out of all who watched me and was like a brother to me)...he had to pay a chunk of cash for the repairs, on top of dad's...in the end, the worker got rehired after a while...but i never forgot what i done...and even now when i go into the bakery, they look at me like i was the grim reaper by the owners....which kinda killed my chances of me going out with their cashier/ daughter...TTT____TTT...also even now, i pay close attention when am backing up vehicles...

I raped a man.

Did the exact same thing, I used the "I'm looking for my missing cat and I thought I just saw him under your car." Needless to say I made out with two bullet shaped caps for my bike. Total bad ass I know

I murdered a frog for no reason. I felt bad afterwards so I gave it a proper burial.

Now that I think of it, I fed a cow with a frog. It was hard to hide it amidst leaves but that shit worked out. Then I fed that cow some rocks, too.

Wow, it's been so long..

I destroyed my ex girlfriend's reputation so badly that she still get harassed a year later.

I fapped to DA HOOTCH once.

I will never forgive myself.

I once told my little brother that Santa wasn't real.
He believed me.