Evil and whatnot

Lets see, just a few months ago, I caused a girl I was going out with to end up with rectal trauma, and this is also the reason I am now single.

I rape my sistah.

Just a few of the evil things Ive done.

-lay tacks in the sand(And sometimes water) at the beach, then wait.
-make cookies with salt instead of sugar & feed them to coworkers, then claim it was a mistake.
-go to a club & go in the crowd, then throw three open bottles into the air & skillfully slip out.
-fed an annoyingly loud(it would bark for hours, seemingly at my house specifically) neighbors dog chocolate on halloween.
-went out with an ex that cheated on me, secretly spread rumors, waited to hear the phrase "I love you", then broke it off in a public & humiliating way, & took a few extra steps to make sure that no one else would take the ex in my place.
-Went to my mothers wedding & smashed the wedding cake with a bat, then threw the bat at her.
-booby trapped my doorbell on halloween by removing the plastic button & replacing it with a metal one, causing it to give a small shock when pushed.(fucking genious if I do say so myself)
-intentionally taught a girl with extreme anger issues karate while in high school, knowing that she would use it to hurt people.
-took candy from a baby near a park once.
-pushed a classmate that irritated me down the stairs(he lived)
-set up a system of magnifying glasses around an ant hill, lit a small fire around it for good measure, then slowly poured a cooler of melted ice down inside of the ant hill.
-bought a pet fish the tortured it by keeping one half of its body submerged in a pot & the other half exposed to the air inside of a pot, then boiled it alive & fed it to a stray cat(I actually felt a little bad for some reason).
-broke many bones of other people over the years.
-Threw firecrackers inside of open windows as a kid.
-expiremented with being a bus bully.

Actually the list goes on & on, & these arent even really the worst things Ive done to be honest. Im a terrible person apparently.

Im not evil to humans, insects yes (if they enter my room only). I torture them using several methods:

>Water drowning (with soap of course)
>Fire burning
>Heat from lamp
>Vibration torture (noisy but worth it)
>Fear of Instant death (barrage of pellets/nerf rounds)
>Starvation
>Aerosols

You guys aren't that bad really. I helped a chemist making designer drugs by taking medical notes on his test subjects. They experienced some fucked up shit and I just watched patiently and quietly taking notes on everything from their blood pressure to cognitive functions and other baseline vital signs. Part of me enjoyed it, I felt powerful and I felt like a mad scientist. Part of me was disgusted with myself for being a part of literally torturing people to design concoctions that could fry someone's brain easily. When a friend of mine volunteered for testing, then seized uncontrollably and vommitted all over himself I got out and never looked back. Drugs are bad people, and being on the supply side, let alone R&D is worse than partaking. That's the evil I've done. I'm not proud of it, I'm incredibly ashamed for it actually, but I felt I had to admit it, hence I created this thread. Compared to me you guys aren't that bad at all. Understandably I'll lose rep for this because it's something that's beyond sinister that I've done, but I had to say it somewhere somehow.

hmmm stole about 2k in goods and lived it sweet for 6 months..... other than that can't think of anything worse. And i still don't feel bad about it, does that make me a bad person? Mind you the past does catch up eventually....

Stole a kid's deck of cards.
Didn't feel bad though.

I stole an erotic paperback from a second-hand bookstore because I was too shy to go to the counter and pay.

you know everyone is capable of horrible things what i think is what distinguish an evil person from a normal one is the capability to reflect on actions, so yes you did a horrible thing but the fact that you regret it doesn't make you an evil person.

Fair enough. Incidentally Fakku, chemists are bad news from my experience, avoid then the moment they mention brain chemistry with a smile on their face, bad things ensue.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i laughed for a good 10 seconds.

I was once a wee lad at a summer camp. The boys and the girls were separated, so naturally, the best pastime of all was sneaking into the girls' camp. We were really bored and needed something to do, so I decided to get everyone in on a thoroughly-planned mass panty raid.

We stole 43 panties in total, and none of us were ever caught. Why? We set them on fire so we couldn't be caught with them.

God, I was such an asshole.

TRUTHFULLY, I am very laid back. The most evil thing that I have done is sneak out of a house during the night and go into a forest to fuck up homeless peoples tents. Another thing I did was only because the victim deserved it. I was like 12 or something and I went to this place called PAL which was like a daycare except for older kids, and one day this guy that was like 15 or 16 decided to ambush me in the bathroom and flush the stuff in my pockets down the toilet. At that time I think I had my inhaler, a gameboy color, a necklace that my father gave to me, and my games. I was so pissed at him that I went up to him the next day during lunch and punched him until he fell on the ground, spit in his face and kicked him in the balls a bit, and dumped his food on his head. The End.

Mother fucker, if you live in Virginia and you were the one who fucked with my campsite while I was at work, I'll find you and punch you in the face, then probably buy you a beer because once I'm even in my books no use staying bitter.

I stole Pudding :|

Not evil, but brilliant.
Because I took the last one :D
No pudding for the last person.

Millions of men, women, and children are dying of disease, starvation and war every single day all over the world- and I shun their plight in order to browse a hentai website.

I once cut class. Lols^^ I’m a really, really good BOY=) hahahaha

I honestly can't recall wronging anyone. I used to be a bit of a punk, and pissed off a lot of people, but I was still helping people during those times. I beat up kids for beating up other kids, or in some cases took the beating with them. I was quite the antihero.

I am a pure human being.