Have you guys/gals ever...

Did something incredibly stupid/perverted in public and gotten away with it?

There was this one time where I attended a group discussion about something I really didn't care about, but I anyway jus'cause the lead was hot. During the opening ceremony she was there standing infront us babbling about something, when my dark side reared it's ugly head.

I walked up to her and grabbed her breasts and was fondling for a good while too, before I snapped out of it.

Went back to my position trying to keep my cool and stared straight ahead with my gameface.

Strange, she and everybody else didn't call me on it.

Now post something you didn't just dream?

i grabbed my classmates breast during a physical exam demonstration if that counts

For the better part of 3rd grade I rubbed the legs of the girl sitting behind me during class. Got to the thighs. Would've gone higher if my arms were longer.

That fact alone should tell you that this event happened in your head only.

The "most perverted" thing I did in public was mentioning the term MILF.

I even got weird looks for that.

German's know what a MILF is? God damn.

I know it's hard to believe but it did, if it counts I did get kicked out of the group and had restraining order put on me...

Good job.

How far do you have to be from her? Just a bit out of arms length?

Lol wut?

i'm gone die laughing here (awesome posts)

I fingered a girl during lunch at school... thats about the MOST public thing... I dont think anyone saw us and I dont really care...

Explaining to a 17 year old girl what "fap" meant.
Hit about 6 or 7 birds with one stone.
YES!

um.......
looking under girls skirts
......... I am not proud I was young and I did not know what hormones where...
I did that from ages 8-13
I quit once I grew up a bit

Should I find it ironic that now, as an adult, you're probably trying to get 'into' rather than 'under' those same skirts?

into under does not matter to me......yes very ironic

*bows head in shame*........strips....sorry having flash backs

i did a bunch of shit like that.. dress like a costco greeter and said " welcome to costco, i love you" and ran down Dogen-zaka in Shibuya naked because i lost a bet.
ever got laugh at by drunk salarymen , club kids and traps.

Once with my boyfriend, doind naughty things on campus, a girl walked by...She blushed and nearly ran away...

hmm...i guess that would have to be in highschool when we did peter pan...during the flying scenes the actors where carried by more the more fit kids who didnt wanna act...we wore like tight black leotards with a hood thing that covered the faces and the background was dark too, combined with the lighting you couldn't really see us , but thats besides the point ,anyway when i got asked to carry wendy (hottest girl in drama club) in the scene where she leaves with peter pan and she flies off in her nightgown into neverland I fingered/rubbed the crap out of her under the pretense of having trouble carrying her...good times..best part is never got caught...though i swear she gave me the oddest look after that..*shrugs*

you made her lightly cum. if the drama club had that in my old school i would of join instead of torment the poor kids