Have you guys/gals ever...

I'll kill two birds with one stone.

I've had sex in public near a guard shack at a KOA campground in Cherokee North Carolina. Perverted? Yes. Stupid? Absolutely. If I had been caught, I would have embarrassed not only myself but my girlfriend at the time. Probably would have been arrested, and regardless of serving time in jail, I would have most likely been forced to join the sex offender registry for having sex with a minor (I wasn't 18 yet either).

What does MILF mean? o,o

Worst I've done was shouting 'Penis' in a grocery store.. And grabbed my best friends boob but really she enjoyed it so I doubt it really counts. Plus boob touching isn't perverted in my wee mind.

Haven't we all gotten a with something everyday

And the spirits would have been pissed off too[I.E. FuckLadyBehindCabinThing, YouHaveNoFuckingManners]. Not to mention the village chief, NotCumOnMyProperty[First name] Faggot[Last Name].

Pulled down a girls shirt. What does that do? How is that perverted? I'M FUCKING CONFUSED

Depends, if it was intentional then it's perverted

The most perverted public thing i've done would have to be when i made my GF cum in front of a room full of friends.

we were reclining on my bed with her sort of laying accross me. she was wearing baggy overalls so it was easy to slip my hand in unnoticed. i spent along time just caressing from outside her panties. then awhile under them. by the time i eventualy inserted my middle finger, she was already very wet, so it went in easily. i took my time, just stirring it around before my ring finger joined the first. with my palm down, it was the perfect position to massage her G spot. i wiggled my fingers alternately whilst slowly moving in and out. she was on the edge and knew it. she looked up at me and with a trembling whisper, asked me to tell everyone else to leave. i feigned ignorance and asked, "why"? i then stepped up the severity of my vaginal manipulation, pushing her over the top. as soon as she was able to speak again, she bluntly ordered everyone else to "GET OUT". none had a clue what was going on and were quite surprised at the sudden demand. the instant the door shut, she was all over me. clawing at my clothes so fiercely, she very nearly tore them apart...but...that's the end of the public part of my story, so, no more for you.


as for stupid, i'll just say i used to drink alot. i mean alot. most of the stupid crap i done, i don't remember.

Started staring at the girl (sitting opposite of me on the metro) for about... half an hour, and unconsciously muttered "Nice..." not until I had said a few other things about various aspects about her had I noticed what I was saying, no one else did.