Have you guys/gals ever...

Try doin stuff in the mall parking lot with the windows down lol I forgot to turn em up since it was hot and I dint notrice and next thing I knew like 5 people where staring in the car...hit a seagull felling the scene >.> scratched my grill

Nothing too interesting.

Probably the most perverted thing that I was caught doing was looking at this girl's panties in eighth grade. She was wearing really loose pants, and was hunched over her desk trying to sleep. I must have been staring at them awhile because her boyfriend was sitting beside her and saw me. He just smiled at me for a second, so I thought I was going to get away with it until he yelled out to everyone what I had just done in front of the whole class.

One of the few times I'm glad I was considered the goody-two-shoes in middle school because no one believed him. Har har.

Other than that I was caught by a teacher making out with my girlfriend in a empty classroom during lunchtime. She was surprisingly cool about it and let me off the hook so long as she never caught me doing it again. <.<

Some silly older girls were trying to crowdsurf during this show and there was barely anyone around trying to help except for my friends and I. I can't remember which band this was; but either the crowd was filled with preteen girls with no clue what to do when a body comes sailing at your head; or it was an outdoor pseudo rapfest where the kids were either burnt out from the rain or high. Anyways, I was shoving my hands/wrist up and it somehow landed right between the girl's short-shorts. It was an accident but ... I'm okay with that.

I guess this counts as being in public, but I committed credit card fraud and got away with it

Oh, fencing...Quite the interesting sport.

I don't have a car lol...Though if I had I would indeed try it > <
Ever tried doing it in the toilets of a café? I guess it's pretty common...(and not very comfy ...)

Did naughty stuff with my bf while my roomate was sleeping.
No guilt though, she never LEFT THE ROOM so I had no choice. :\ Freaking shutin...

Did quite a few.

OP is obviously lying. It is very pathetic trying to pass that off as if you actually did it.

Meh, if you want to be like that I'm inclined to believe that over half of what is spoken here is probably either exaggerated or just a flat out lie; but assuming is bad for your health. I'll give everyone the benefit of the doubt. Heh.

um fingerd a chick on a bus and pulled down a girls shirt on a field trip when i was like 16

Some large guy burped behind me while I was taking a drink at
a water fountain and I was telling someone that there was this Fat guy that burped
behind me then I saw him and he said I'm that fat guy, I felt like a complete dick.

I farted
In public
In a bus
Full of people
The noisy kind
But still deadly
No one complained
Even I was hating myself
That was one stanky f-bomb

touched by classmates boobs

Somehow my class (Think I was in English at the time) had gotten ahold of a bunch of those long balloons, you know the kind you can shape and add to others to make stuff. One of the guys made a giant penis complete with two balls. So I took it, and started smacking all the girls in the face with it.


Best part is, none of them cared. I mean, getting hit with a balloon is no big deal, but a penis balloon? I expected a shit storm. All I got were laughs.

Good times.

I'll give you a pervy one and a stupid one in that order

Pervy:I jerked off through my pocket in the middle of a mall....there wasn't really that many people in the mall though and nobody noticed...i was very lucky there -_-;

Stupid:I sang about three Weird Al Yankovic songs on the school bus in highschool...of course highschool is a horrid process to inflict self hatred as it is, so i really care less about it now

spiked the girls' juice with a tad of vodka and watched them glomp and rub each other while we the few guys that were there watched with glee....

Uhhh when I first started masturbating I went a little overboard, cut a hole in my pocket and played with myself in class didn't get off or anything since it was just plain awkward though.