Hiding places, tips and tricks to keep secret stuff secret.

I don't really have to hide mine, but those are some ingenious methods.

My stash is in my xbox bong.

Above and below bookshelves.

on top of this kind:

the decorative crap on the top, and the angle people see it from can hide fairly large items.

underneath this kind:

the base is usualy hollow and open along the back, with a possible support in the middle.

When hiding porn on my computer i either put it on my flash drive/external HD, keep the file in an obvious place like the Desktop but keep it "hidden", or make a "Folder Maze" which is basically putting hundreds of folders inside 2 or more folders making it impossible to find anything in a short period of time.

All I can add to this is it is important to have " booby prizes ". Basically these are random stashes of stuff you don't really care about, yet others expect you to hide it.

So if they ever search your room or whatever, they find it and go " What the hell is this!?" You can go, " Ah man..." knowing full well the *real* stash remains unknown to all.

thats a smart way to hid shit i should have done that..but i dont have porn stashes

Neither do I.

who says it has to be porn? I have a box of old family photo's where I have about 4 of the worst hair cuts ever, in the history of hair, hidden inside my sofa. XD

I got nothing to hide except my bad scores i used to get back in highschool i keep it in the dictionary no one uses it

Awesome, every fucker in this thread. I now know where all your shit is if I ever break into your house[Which I will. Tuesday, probably 6-ish.].

I cut a little slash in my carpet that is under my couch and put it under there... works great!

You know where would be great? If you had an old couch just sitting somewhere with a cover on it or something, if you unzipped the cushions and put some in there ;D

I put them with my anime files no one that uses my computer like anime so they won't look.

PROTIP: Nobody ever looks up.

Don't let people search the room. No search = no stuff found.

Meaning, I keep my embarrassing stuff in a bunch of non-descript cardboard white boxes covered in spots of dust and which I supposedly never open.

I do the exact same thing.

Now, I don't have any porn to hide, at all.

I keep all of hentai in a flash drive which is hidden in a safe.

I hide my electronic stuff in a folder called Classified. Inside said folder is a Truecrypt drive (which looks like a file) which is full of the pron, H, and other files I deem fit to be in said encrypted drive. Good luck breaking 3 256-bit keys (AES, Twofish, Serpent) which are independent of each other.

For the Physicial stuff, I hide it in plain sight. Aka for dvd's, I mix them in with anime dvd's, Dōjinshi I put with the manga, and dating sims go with the normal games. It is also all randomly mixed into them as well, not in one section.

Fortunately my grandmother is computer illiterate. She doesn't know how to access my HDD. If she finds the hentai, I'll just tell her that I am a single healthy young man. However, if she finds the loli...That would raise eyebrows.

you kept a loli? now i know why you'd have to keep it hidden. make sure you feed it regularly ^_^