Hiding places, tips and tricks to keep secret stuff secret.

Loki The Trickster · 2011-05-23T14:38:34+00:00

So I know we have the where do you hide your porn file thread but I thought I might broaden the idea into not just porn, but embarrassing vacation/family photo's, your ero manga collection (if you hide them like me.) flash drives full of porn you never want found, your little black book, and pretty much anything you want to hide. Figured I share some tips and tricks of my own, and if you're bold enough you could share hiding spots and the likes you use. so here are mine (be prepared my place is like a pervy version of the bat-cave) Hiding spot/tip 1. Never throw away old tech, I can't count the amount of things I have hidden inside hollowed out NES cartridges. they are perfect for turning into cases for external hard drives, small packets of photo's, small notebooks ect. I have my external HD of porn hidden in an old duck hunt cartridge and NES game sleeve,my old family photo's where I look like a stooge inside of a hollowed out N64...this is really a sweet tip if you are a tech pack rat, as it blends right in with your other games/old tech. Hiding Spot/tip 2: ero manga, if you hide them can be tricky.the best way I've found is to use "the false book shelf method" as a cover....I have all my ero-manga in my living room and nobody has found them yet. what I do, is take old books from college or school classes( in perticular I use my brothers college study books for this part) and either use the book sleeve, if it fits, or hollow out and cut away parts of the book it's self to fit over and/or on top of the goods. a prime example of this is my Domin-8 me/Take on me h-manga. I have it tucked inside the sleeve of one of my brothers old college books for comparative religion, since I know none of my friends will go near books like that. which leads me to a point I must stress...use tactics with this, as if you use a book that someone you know would read, it's not going to hide things very well. I also use decorative fake hard back books to cover mine...often times they will slip right over a small group of them, though I mainly use this to hide my more erotic figurines. Hiding spot/tip 3: duct tape and the bottom/back of low furniture...basic yes I know....but who's going to lift up your sofa before you have time to move your stuff. take a porn game slap some duct tape on it and put it on the bottom/backs of your sofa, or a coffee table TV stand,etc.as long as you don't lose your remote you're good here, but using the BACKS of things against the wall is usually a better bet then the bottom. just be sure to remove them if you plans on moving furniture. those are my three best hiding tac-tics. feel free to comment, discuss , or add your own.

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Iamnotchrishansen Jiggy Blackson

14 years ago

mixboy wrote...

Iamnotchrishansen wrote...

Fortunately my grandmother is computer illiterate. She doesn't know how to access my HDD. If she finds the hentai, I'll just tell her that I am a single healthy young man. However, if she finds the loli...That would raise eyebrows.

you kept a loli? now i know why you'd have to keep it hidden. make sure you feed it regularly ^_^

No man, loli hentai. I'm not Josef Fritzl, lol.

sparda03

14 years ago

The cabinets that are rarely used, its a good hiding place since in has only trash that nobody even cares what is inside it.

Konacha37

14 years ago

There are two places I keep my stuff...

1) Most of my dojin are in a Fireproof sealed box in my room. I normally keep important stuff in there (tax information, title to car, etc) but it's locked and I have the only key to it to the keys to the house. The only time I am away from the keys are when I'm home.

2) Above my closet. I have my dresser with my clothes inside my closet. Well, I made my closet into a California Closet a while back and there is a gap between the true ceiling of the closet and the ceiling of the California Closet. I'm the only one who can reach into the gap without taking down the door (due to my height). It's normally where I hide my sex toys.

glorymad

14 years ago

I just print myself some porn and then throw away that shit at night.

Drifter995 Neko//Night

14 years ago

GroverCleaveland wrote...

PROTIP: Nobody ever looks up.

I do.. So in the rare occurance I rock up to your house, Hide your porn on the cat.

shin609

14 years ago

I keep all my hentai in an external HD and is hidden in a couple of folders inside an anime folder. For porn...under my bed like most people.

sugar_cat

14 years ago

most of all the time i just hide them in books but i don't care if they would find them because they already know that i read such stuff >.

Awsomebaka

14 years ago

In and behind books is always a safe bet. Decorative pillows with zipper openings are nice too. Hiding stuff in tightly packed clothes on hangers in closet. Behind large frames and under stacked clutter. Under the desk, on the back of the flat computer screen. In folded piles of clothes in drawers or stacked towels. Possibilities are endless.

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