How to impress a girl??

ummm i am a funny, smart(i think) and handsome

Haha yes of course ^^, but still many sluts.

Use your funniness to your advantage. That is how I got my girlfriend :3

My good sir just let them come to you, you see its easy reverse psychology talk to her make her love you as a friend then snatch her up and take her virginity without warning.........(that actually worked for me once)

What about those who aren't intelligent with their brain but more with their hand's desu?

tell them your shoe size girls love big feet

But what if he's a size 7 guy? Won't it turn the girls off?

Couldn't possibly agree more.

hahaha! thanks guys!

Make Her Laugh

Be careful, you don't want to be stuck as " Forever Friend Zone". Its lonely and is NOT better than nothing. Be nice, but be clear with your intentions. Most importantly, be yourself and things will work themselves. You don't wanna end up like me.

Have a big dick.

Made of chocolate that ejaculates money.

OP shouldn't have any problems impressing girls now.

Be yourself. Bottom line, and be friends first, so that they can get to know you completely. I hate those situations where total strangers just jump into a relationship together, and while things seem perfect at first, after a few months, their true colors show, and things fall apart in a very messy way. You want to know who you are potentially going to date really, really well -- so there are no surprises. If being yourself doesn't impress / appeal to a girl, move on to another potential candidate.

everyone has their unique way for impressing female, confidence is what you should have

Guys are either trying to:

1) Impress her
2) Be nice to her
3) Pretend to be someone that they are not
4) Keep their intentions hidden in hopes of getting in under the radar
5) showing some other variance of a weak/retarded behaviour
Don't be one of those silly guys.

Guys are scared of being rejected on all levels and they do retarded shit in order to give themselves an excuse in case they get rejected (I was shy/Just goofing off/I wasn't really trying/etc). That way, they can rationalize it so that it wasn't the real them that was rejected. It's like shooting yourself in the foot, thinking you're doing yourself a favor.

Say and do things that genuinely amuse you, that you find fun and interesting and invite her to share too. You need to be honest with yourself, make no excuses for anything and put yourself on the line. Know your intentions and make no effort to hide them. Know that if you were being real and things don't work out, the two of you just weren't compatible, not a rejection.

This doesn't mean confessing, that's weak. It's about finding out if you can enjoy each other's company. Tease her for being dorky in fun way like with your friends/bratty sister, talk about things you like, get her to share as well and listen. Make sure you're leading the interaction, if she said something that you find interesting, cut her off and ask her more about it. Or if she's going on and on about something you really don't care for, cut her off as well and talk about something else. It's the fun/challenging/engaging dynamics that girls really respond to.

We have a saying in Finland... "Take a shower and be yourself". Of course this saying is mainly used for humorous reasons, but to be honest, it does have a real meaning in it.

Be confident and pull out your dick.

Show her your 2tb hentai collection she will be impressed one way or another