Important Quotes

"Love Is Like A Violin. The Music May Stop Now And Then, But The Strings Remain Forever."

"Life is a test."

"'Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword
obviously never encountered automatic weapons.'"
— Douglas MacArthur

"This just in--"

"OH, fuck you."

Quote from a conversation I had with a friend who made it a habit to say "This just in, nobody cares."

"I may give my smile to everyone...but my heart to my only one"

"Hey, he's gone! Mr. Sir Henry Motherfucker. He just jetted, what a pussy!"

"If I become number one, will you do it with me?"

"Gimme a hell yeah for Travis Touchdown!!!"

-Me

6am. My grandma. "SWEET MOTHER OF GOD PUT SOME PANTS ON!"

"You can be a Captain or a nobody, when your luck runs out you die, thats how war is."

"Aren't vegetables fruits?"-TMS

"Is it gay to videotape yourself jacking off and then jack off to that video?"-TMS

this might have been posted but "what ever doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

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"There's a limit to how much dick you can suck."-Waar

Who rides a tiger cannot dismount. -Chinese proverb

I don't mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy. -Samuel Butler

People would rather die than think. And they do. -Bertrand Russel

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. -JFK

Insults should be well avenged or well endured. -Spanish proverb

To be great is to be misunderstood. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

And one of my fav:
If I die, I forgive you; if I recover, we shall see. -Spanish proverb

"Get stronger. Consume all your happiness and sadness, and use that as your stepping stone."
— Ovan —

"Just... just shut up and accept my goodwill!"
— Bo —

"The World and all of its wonders; this is my world, you see."
— Tsukasa —

"Let your plans be as dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall
like a thunderbolt."
-Sun Tzu

"Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind."
-John F. Kennedy

Stop spamming, this isn't IB. If you want you can quote me on that.
Ramsus

"I want a man with a tattoo on his dick"
Some dude

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
George Carlin

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
George Carlin