Important Quotes

I hate that I love you

"Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. "

"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."
-- Winston Churchill

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
-- Winston Churchill

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
-- Winston Churchill


"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
-- Jay Leno

"I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won."
-- Muhammad Ali

"I love Thanksgiving. It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts."
-- Arnod Schwarzenegger

"As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I'm the only one in the room with balls."
-- Rita Mae Brown

"The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit."
-- Rush Limbaugh

20:07:44 [+penelopesays] i would go ass to mouth for op.

20:11:26 [ø] ChanMode: Sindalf sets mode [+b] *!*@fan.subbing.srs.biz
This ban affects Sindalf

Sindalf: I have a vagina

edibleghost: you think i'll just ragequit and give up coco
edibleghost: but i'm on drugs

"I hate everything about you, why do I love you?"

I know, it's a little emo, but I had it stuck in my head for days when it first hit the airwaves.

"Who's awesome? You're awesome." ^_^

I got a couple...

i actually "kyaa-ed" at the golden grahams... BISHIE FOR BREAKFAST!!! *_*

[12:02:41 AM] penelobot: "waar, dont make me suck your dick"

for when u really dont care
"I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK!"

Did You Ever Wonder.....
*If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?

*Is it ok to use the AM radio after noon?

*What do you call a male lady bug?

*When a dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it.

*Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

*Why you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

*Why there are floatation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

*Have you ever imagined the world without hypothectical situations?

"This Zaku is 3x faster than the normal Zaku!" - Char Aznable

"Once again I defile my blade on an unworthy object." - You'll know if you paid attention to one of my posts from earlier.

Here's an important quote:

Advice.

Dont try to take any from /b/

"You have to defeat this one to win!" Fuka Yamigishi, Persona 3

"Moe~" ~Travis Touchdown

"Only a true leader plunges into the dark woods of defeat and emerges into the light of victory."

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me..."
- Batman