Important Quotes

I own more than you think, you filthy serf.

[6/01/14 12:13:13 AM] Cruz: =\
[6/01/14 12:14:58 AM] Eoin: =/
[6/01/14 12:15:35 AM] Devs: =|
[6/01/14 12:16:42 AM] Khan Noirit Mustapha : =3
[6/01/14 12:17:06 AM] Amy: ;-;

[3:05:24 PM] Fi: nice
[3:05:42 PM] Fi: go get a blowjob while watching Courage
[3:06:04 PM] Gallowloch: lol no
[3:06:16 PM] Mega[Chan]Zero!: Alex has no penis feelings iirc
[3:06:38 PM] Black Jesus JC: i would like a blowjob while watching nostalgic cartoons
[3:06:40 PM] Cruz: [3:05 PM] Gallowloch:

<<< was watching Courage the Cowardly Dogthat show is creepy.
[3:06:42 PM] Black Jesus JC: that would be epic
[3:06:54 PM] Gallowloch: [3:06 PM] Cruz:

<<< that show is creepy.which is why it's great
[3:07:00 PM] Cruz: 2sp00ky
[3:07:09 PM] Amy: 3sp00ky5me
[3:07:28 PM] Cruz: [3:06 PM] Black Jesus JC:

<<< i would like a blowjob while watching nostalgic cartoonsthat would be awkward.
[3:07:41 PM] Mega[Chan]Zero!: that's my thinking too, Cruz
[3:07:42 PM] Gallowloch: [3:07 PM] Cruz:

<<< that would be awkward.this is how I would feel
[3:08:01 PM] Cruz: Getting a blowjob while watching the original gatchaman, or Sealab.
[3:08:49 PM] Black Jesus JC: i still think it would be awesome
[3:08:51 PM] Fi: Getting a blowjob wihle watching the Flintstones
[3:08:51 PM] Black Jesus JC: fuck yall
[3:09:03 PM] Fi: BARNEY!!!
[3:09:23 PM] Mega[Chan]Zero!: oh god no why
[3:09:24 PM] Cruz: oh no
[3:09:36 PM] Eoin: [3:08 PM] Fi:

<<< Getting a blowjob wihle watching the FlintstonesYABADABADOO
[3:09:37 PM] Black Jesus JC: lolollol
[3:09:42 PM] Mega[Chan]Zero!: plzno
[3:09:43 PM] Fi: lol
[3:09:51 PM] Amy: chan
[3:10:00 PM] Black Jesus JC: Imagine hearing the y"you love me bit"
[3:10:04 PM] Black Jesus JC: while getting blown
[3:10:14 PM] Mega[Chan]Zero!: that's.. worse than doing yoda impressions
[3:10:17 PM] Black Jesus JC: *"you love me" bit
[3:10:21 PM] Mega[Chan]Zero!: in terms of turning me off
[3:10:51 PM] ♂”Hime Takamura♂”: someone telling you they love you?
[3:11:03 PM] ShazBot: watch scooby doo from like 1986
[3:11:05 PM] ShazBot: while getting a bj
[3:11:12 PM | Edited 3:11:20 PM] ♂”Hime Takamura♂”: ruh-ro raggy
[3:11:26 PM] Cruz: ree hee hee
[3:11:28 PM] Fi: Freddie would throat fuck Daphne

And in case that wasn't even for you

[3:17:03 PM] Eoin: HEY EVERYONE LET'S TALK ABOUT PEE AGAIN
[3:17:09 PM | Edited 3:17:14 PM] Amy: SURE
[3:17:12 PM] Eoin: :3
[3:17:14 PM] Fi: PEE TASTES LIKE WATERMELON
[3:17:14 PM] Gallowloch: How about no?
[3:17:19 PM] Mega[Chan]Zero!: HEY EVERYONE LET'S TALK ABOUT SEXCAPADES AGAIN
[3:17:20 PM] Cruz: [3:17 PM] Amy:

<<< Your face is grosssays the girl who likes piss.
[3:17:21 PM] ♂”Hime Takamura♂”: wat fi
[3:17:22 PM] Amy: NOE
[3:17:25 PM] Fi: idk
[3:17:26 PM] Eoin: PEE TASTES LIKE PEE YOU BAKA FI
[3:17:27 PM] Mega[Chan]Zero!: I THINK NIINA'S NOT A VIRGIN
[3:17:33 PM] Amy: LETS TALK ABOUT DICKS?
[3:17:35 PM] Ty: inb4 o.o
[3:17:42 PM] Black Jesus JC: ALL THE DICKS
[3:17:43 PM] Fi: this chat always goes back to dicks
[3:17:50 PM] Fi: DICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKS
[3:17:54 PM] Eoin: DICKS
[3:17:56 PM] Cruz: that's slightly better than urination.
[3:18:00 PM] ♂”Hime Takamura♂”: dicks dicks dicks
[3:18:00 PM] Eoin: nop
[3:18:00 PM] Fi: I SUMMON MAEVE
[3:18:07 PM] Gallowloch: He's not in this chat
[3:18:10 PM] Amy: Whats wrong with urination.
[3:18:11 PM] Gallowloch: so it won't work
[3:18:12 PM] Fi: I know.
[3:18:12 PM] Mega[Chan]Zero!: lol
[3:18:15 PM | Edited 3:18:20 PM] Eoin: I would rather swallow pee then swallow dick
[3:18:18 PM] Mega[Chan]Zero!: huuuueeeeee
[3:18:19 PM] rhubarperi: [3:17 PM] Mega[Chan]Zero!:

<<< I THINK NIINA'S NOT A VIRGINHAI CHAN o.o
[3:18:21 PM] Fi: lol
[3:18:25 PM] Mega[Chan]Zero!: HAI RAPA
[3:18:37 PM] Amy: >tfw you have to introduce yourself again
[3:18:42 PM] Amy: umm.. hai?
[3:18:46 PM] Eoin: [3:18 PM] Eoin:

<<< I would rather swallow pee then swallow dickthis is my new motto
[3:18:54 PM] Cruz: really?
[3:18:55 PM] Fi: Brilliant m8
[3:19:15 PM] Cruz: too many people here with piss fetishes.
[3:19:17 PM] Amy: Whats your address, ill mail you bottles of piss.

Needs more pee.

Lyke dis?

Lyke dis.

[10/01/14 8:02:51 AM] Black Jesus JC: Fi gives blowjobs for Klondike bars
[10/01/14 8:03:20 AM] Pyre: I start holocausts for klondike bars
[10/01/14 8:04:10 AM] Black Jesus JC: I rape lolis for Klondike bars
[10/01/14 8:04:26 AM] Fi: Jesus confirmed for a rapist.
[10/01/14 8:05:22 AM] Black Jesus JC: My secret is out
[10/01/14 8:05:46 AM] Fi: Jesus would heal the sick
[10/01/14 8:05:57 AM] Fi: at the price of a loli's chastity
[10/01/14 8:06:03 AM] Devs: LOL

Just a few of my favorite:

Creativity, for those who do not possess it, is known as insanity.

"I've been absolutely terrified every moment of my life." -Georgia O'Keeffe

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by." -Douglas Adams

"Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway." -Elbert Hubbard

That which does not kill me, shall regret not finishing me off.

If an injury is to be to a man, it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.

"In combat, you will not rise to the occasion, but, rather, sink to your level of training." -Admiral William F. Halsey (This one I love because I work in the sub community."

Deadly Force: The force that which a person uses with intent of causing death or serious bodily harm, and that a person knows or should know will create a substantial risk of causing death or serious bodily harm.

If you treat the people around you with respect, they will never guess that you're trying to stab them in the back.

On 1/26/14, at 8:06 PM, Cormac wrote:
I'm not ether but I think plaid pants would look really cute with the whole preppy look I have going on.
And I just want some.
Like, it's a craving.
I wish I were a cute girl so I could wear cute girl clothes.
But if I were a girl I'd be a total slut so maybe it's for the best.

On 1/26/14, at 8:08 PM, Bo wrote:
oh I'd be a total whore
I know that feel

On 1/26/14, at 8:09 PM, Cormac wrote:
Yeah,
reppin' that slut life.
All day everyday

On 1/26/14, at 8:10 PM, Bo wrote:
#suckin #dick

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!
- Emiliano Zapata.

[4:33:06 AM] Space: oh man i'd be a furry

No one will read this anyway so let me say how I''ve always fantasized about my smoking hot classmate Desiree.

"Common sense is nothing more than a deposit of prejudices laid down by the mind before you reach eighteen." - Einstein

"Eroge is dangerous, it's better than reality " - Kirino Kosaka

[color=#ff69b4]Do not pity the dead, pity the living. Above all, pity those who live without love. ~ Albus Dumbledore

[12:16:23 AM] tsujoi: the only one that matters is batman
[12:16:30 AM] Space: i
[12:16:43 AM] Space: will you go out with me tsujoi
[12:16:55 AM] Space: l0l
[12:17:13 AM] tsujoi: yes space, yes i will
[12:17:22 AM] Space: sweet beans
[12:17:27 AM] tsujoi: man that was gay
[12:17:45 AM] Space: well you can't ake it back

[5/02/14 7:52:52 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: the main reason why i dont shower often
[5/02/14 7:52:54 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: is because
[5/02/14 7:53:00 PM] iMuse: GOTTA KEEP THE HAIR BEAUTIFUL
[5/02/14 7:53:01 PM] Fi: shampoo all the time isn't healthy
[5/02/14 7:53:02 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: exmom and exsis tries to force me to so
[5/02/14 7:53:03 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: im like
[5/02/14 7:53:16 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: "y so forceful? ima defy u"
[5/02/14 7:53:22 PM] Devs: such rebel
[5/02/14 7:53:24 PM] Fi: you should jack off in their shampoo bottles
[5/02/14 7:53:29 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: lol
[5/02/14 7:53:30 PM] Fi: that'll teach them
[5/02/14 7:53:33 PM] Devs: lol
[5/02/14 7:53:37 PM] Devs: do it rice
[5/02/14 7:53:43 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: no lol
[5/02/14 7:53:47 PM] Fi: soon they'll have rice growing out of their heads
[5/02/14 7:53:50 PM] Devs: wynaut?
[5/02/14 7:53:53 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: ohshi-
[5/02/14 7:53:54 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: OK
[5/02/14 7:53:55 PM] Devs: LOLOL

Some context:

>This took place in my town in Animal Crossing: New Leaf
>Gundam joke mainly; Side 3 (Antw0n's town) is basically where the antagonists are from and Jaburo (my town) is one of the heroes' main bases
>just yesterday I went to 4chan for some help on the game, and one guy said I needed the help now because "I'd be too busy fending off an attack later from Zeon"

Here's the story now.