Important Quotes

I don't see any use in having a uniform or arbitrary way of spelling words. We might as well make all clothes alike and cook all dishes alike. Sameness is tiresome; variety is pleasing. I have a correspondent whose letters are always a refreshment to me, there is such a breezy unfettered originality about his orthography. He always spells Kow with a large K. Now that is just as good as to spell it with a small one. It is better. It gives the imagination a broader field, a wider scope. It suggests to the mind a grand, vague, impressive new kind of a cow.

~Mark Twain

[3:21:31 PM] xxxhackdustxxx: crackers
[3:21:34 PM] xxxhackdustxxx: we made those
[3:21:50 PM] xxxhackdustxxx: the cotton gin, which promoted slavery
[3:21:50 PM] Paul: plague blankets
[3:21:53 PM] xxxhackdustxxx: very proud of that

"Behind every great man there is a woman holding his wallet and his neck on a leash."

Ziggy:"You sound like a transvestite!"
Space:"That is actually a step down; I was told before I sounded like a woman."

Asphodel: I'm not an aspie!

Thanks Catcher. You started it and you steal my phrase. Tsundere jerk.

WHY SO SERIOUS?

Idiot, Naruto.

- Sasuke Uchiha

if you didn't like that one..

The primary requisite for writing well about food is a good appetite.

- My wife.

"Hey look, I tried to come up with something clever for a thread about quotes. I failed though, so this is it. hurrhurr i so fanni"

- Man

Damn it my dreams of eating flapjacks have been shattered!
-Keiichi Maebara

[2:30:59 PM] Matt: Go suck a big fat cock waar

[17:14] <Teferi__> So, I randomly got nominated for secretary of a student organizaton... go figure
[17:15] <Space> Tell them to make you treasurer
[17:15] <Teferi__> nah
[17:15] <Teferi__> not like we have money to deal with right now anyway
[17:15] <Space> What a fantastic job opening
[17:16] <Space> You don't even have to do anything.
[17:16] <Teferi__> yup
[17:16] <Teferi__> seems solid
[17:16] <Space> Be Bill Clinton, create surplus, get head.
[17:16] <Teferi__> haha
[17:17] <Teferi__> "I add a dollar, we have a surplus. Ladies, I'll see you in my office"
[17:17] <Space> Do it.
[17:17] <Space> Perfect plan.

[12:10 AM] Raikadashi: Nah man.
[12:10 AM] Raikadashi: My legs fucking HURT when they aren't moving.
[12:10 AM] Raikadashi: Like, extreme pain.
[12:11 AM] Asphodel: Oh well it isn't that bad for me.
[12:11 AM] Asphodel: >_>
[12:11 AM] Raikadashi: Sometimes I have to run to get rid of the pain.
[12:11 AM] Asphodel: Sucks bro.
[12:11 AM] Catcher: Rai
[12:11 AM] Catcher: I think you may just have ADHD
[12:11 AM] Raikadashi: Like, before I sleep, I have to run like a mile so the pain goes away.
[12:11 AM] Catcher: And your pain
[12:11 AM] Catcher: is illusional.
[12:11 AM] Raikadashi: ADHD is a given.
[12:11 AM] Raikadashi: So that doesn't count.
[12:11 AM] Catcher: And, as Freud would have it, the pain is somewhat related to your mother and father's penis.
[12:12 AM] Raikadashi: Wait.
[12:12 AM] Raikadashi: You actually may be right.

<Space> GUYS
<Space> GUYS
<Space> Come over
<Space> I've got beer.
<Inugami> Sorry Space, I'm not gonna get drunk enough to see you as a woman.
<Space> ):
<Space> Darn
<Space> Efforts thwarted.


<Space> BLASPHEMY
<bakafoxx> HERETIC
<Space> FAPPING IS ESSENTIAL
<Space> IT TAKES NO ENERGY
<bakafoxx> rly
<bakafoxx> since when
<Space> I don't lose any AP over it :\


<bakafoxx> yay for inconsistant sleep
<Space> Indeed.
<Space> Very.
<bakafoxx> i piss like a drunk hobo
<Space> I agree.

Space: I said, "Holy dicks", and the first thing I thought of was 12-year-olds in the Vatican.

SHUT UP! I KILL YOU!

Give your best shot anytime!

I'm not talking to the person above me though...

The Schmeed: it's either fuck me or fuck you...AND IT AINT FUCK ME!!!

Ziggy: I'm kinda mad Space has been purchased as well, fuck you Waar.

...hours later...

Space: Since when did I become such hot property?

Ziggy: Yes I am racist.