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Sisami wrote...
gentle Jichan wrote...
Sisami wrote...
Dick, it's a dude.not anymore...
If you want proof, I will fuckin' rip his pants off and show you his male genitalia! I AM FUCKIN' SERIOUS.
Inb4Spacesquealslikethemanlygayfairyfagthatheis.
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<Pandobracon> Delicious chocolate bars from around the galaxy.
<Pandobracon> Spacebar
<Space> Eat me, Panda~
<Pandobracon> Oh, yes~
<Space> AAAHHHHNNN~
<Pandobracon> Spacebar
<Space> Eat me, Panda~
<Pandobracon> Oh, yes~
<Space> AAAHHHHNNN~
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Waar - Games is the future.
Matt - (Heaviest English accent you can imagine) The chicken was in the waaaater.
Matt - (Heaviest English accent you can imagine) The chicken was in the waaaater.
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Tegumi
"im always cute"
[3:01:15 AM] Kenshrugs: ah, probably
[3:02:57 AM] Kenshrugs: so my clock had a syncro problem with time.windows.com
[3:03:07 AM] Kenshrugs: and for some reason added one hour
[3:02:57 AM] Kenshrugs: so my clock had a syncro problem with time.windows.com
[3:03:07 AM] Kenshrugs: and for some reason added one hour
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"if they steal your shoe, cut off their foot. if they steel your glasses, cut out their eyes. if they steel your girl, fuck their mom"
lol some guy at school said that in i think grade 10 or something i still remember it no fing clue why
lol some guy at school said that in i think grade 10 or something i still remember it no fing clue why
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Nora Natsu wrote...
"if they steal your shoe, cut off their foot. if they steel your glasses, cut out their eyes. if they steel your girl, fuck their mom"lol some guy at school said that in i think grade 10 or something i still remember it no fing clue why
because it happened yesterday?
edit: quote in sig.
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prepare your will. after that go to doc. and if the doc give bad result you can try old medic practice (magic) and if it also not working then start praying
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high_time wrote...
Rbz wrote...
I quit porn once. Next night the porn fairy came in and set me straight.You must be having a wet dream pal
I lol'd to that
When there's no internet:
high_time wrote...
Rbz wrote...
high_time wrote...
film_orange wrote...
I'd spend all my money on bitches and cocaine.You might get along with Rbz if you said that lol
Cocaine ain't my shit.
I guess ya aiming for the highest stakes, no? Probably some multi-millon dollarz of Aceh's Marijuana #1 in da world.
5 items for the lonely island
Rbz wrote...
1.Marijuana2.
3.
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5.Water
high_time wrote...
Old - Jenkins wrote...
Rovencrone wrote...
Yup, I'm giving up rl porn for Hentai.FUCK YEAH
I second this guy's motion^ ...
And i have use many ways to Quit porn or hentai ..
but i failed miserably ....
maybe anyone can do it better ...
I'm giving up porn and start writing porn stories instead.
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When a reporter once asked a sniper what he felt when he kills a terrorist, the sniper shrugs and says: "Recoil."

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lollercookiez wrote...
When a reporter once asked a sniper what he felt when he kills a terrorist, the sniper shrugs and says: "Recoil."I could feel the sense of FPS in here.
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No Internet thread.
edibleghost wrote...
I would go out on my lawn without pants, point a gun at the sky and shoot at god until he corrects the problem.
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Mass Murder of the Modern Time thread. Loving how you guys decorated that thing. It was a work of art. Would quote the whole thing, but since this one is the most recent and made me snort at my desk:
KG989 wrote...
Sleep do little to calm nerves when dream of Palestinas conterversy worried to go so far as to prepare for LA NY civil war 2 need bottle watr rice and Bush proof doors. He come at night to feast on blood virgin.
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Negima- I will fight to save you all even if it means giving my own life in the process
unknown- to the world you may be a person but to a person you may be the world
unknown- the journey of a thousand miles begins with one step
unknown- to save the one dearest to you in a time of hardship one must give what is dearest to him away (never understood that one some old man told me that one)
William Shakespeare- with this kiss I die (if you can guess what play that is from ill give you a rep ^^)
unknown- to the world you may be a person but to a person you may be the world
unknown- the journey of a thousand miles begins with one step
unknown- to save the one dearest to you in a time of hardship one must give what is dearest to him away (never understood that one some old man told me that one)
William Shakespeare- with this kiss I die (if you can guess what play that is from ill give you a rep ^^)