Important Quotes
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_Sneak_Technique wrote...
Im tired of these MOTHERFUCKIN snakes on this MOTHERFUCKIN plane!-Samuel L. Jackson
I prefer the TV edit, "I'm tired of these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!"
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"Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects. "
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"laugh and the world laughs with you...laugh hysterically, for no apparent reason and they'll leave you alone"
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Granwyth The Great wrote...
"The man who smiles when things go wrong, has found someone to blame it on."
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'If Im A Hero Ill Die Young.
If Im A Villain Ill Be Branded As Evil.
If Im Neutral Ill Be Called A Coward.
If Im A Traitor No One Will Trust Me.
If Im A Spy Ill Get Found Out.
If I Play Both Ends Against The Middle,
I Run The Risk Of Being Murdered On Both Sides.
So I Guess All I Can Do Is Be A Trickster,
Both Good And Evil,
And Just Try To Come Out Alive.'
If Im A Villain Ill Be Branded As Evil.
If Im Neutral Ill Be Called A Coward.
If Im A Traitor No One Will Trust Me.
If Im A Spy Ill Get Found Out.
If I Play Both Ends Against The Middle,
I Run The Risk Of Being Murdered On Both Sides.
So I Guess All I Can Do Is Be A Trickster,
Both Good And Evil,
And Just Try To Come Out Alive.'
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I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to Death.
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet, those hands will never hold anything.
So, as I pray – “Unlimited Blade Works”.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to Death.
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet, those hands will never hold anything.
So, as I pray – “Unlimited Blade Works”.
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Unsigned wrote...
I am the bone of my sword.Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to Death.
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet, those hands will never hold anything.
So, as I pray – “Unlimited Blade Works”.
Fuck Yeah! Godly Quote. I'll Rep You One Of These Days For That.
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"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
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"well i don't care if you learned the alphabet in preschool..you have to relearn it again like the rest of the class" -my second grade teacher...a living monument to the failure of public education
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edibleghost wrote...
I doubt you'll be laughing when a coked-up lol12 bursts through your window, smashes you in the head with a chair and steals your VCR.