Most epic thing you've ever said to others

I don't know if someone made a topic like this already but anyway,

What's the most epic or coolest thing you've said to anyone and why

As for me:
Mine was 2 years ago in our character designs class.Our prof asked us to design a hero and a villain and give them a story. My hero was as expected drawn in anime style and was a cute meganekko. The guys in our class underestimated my drawing skills because of my anime style. They kept telling me to ditch anime and move on to western Marvel/DC style. A week later our prof asked us to make at least 3 pages of comic for the story.Once again the guys kept bugging me that my characters were look too simple and that I would get low grades because of the style. So again they kept telling me to practice western style so that I could get a descent grade. But I decided to stick with my style. During the submission date I saw that my classmates created about 3-6 pages of highly detailed comics drawn in Marvel/DC style. They asked to see mine and I showed them a folder with 36+ pages of manga. They were overwhelmed since we only had a week to finish the project. There I said:

"What I cannot accomplish with skill, I'll exceed with willpower" and then I picked up my manga and said "My willpower can beat your skills anytime"

And after checking our works I received a perfect 100 grade because of the story which had a tragic start and a bittersweet ending. Our prof then said that my classmates (the guys) were imitating Dragonball and He-man to much and that their stories were lacking character development which was the thing that our prof wanted us to focus on (After the 1st 2 frames their characters were fighting for no apparent reason while my meganekko heroine started as a shy, ditzy girl who was then forced to stand up and face the villain who also had his reasons for fighting to save her family and friends). Ever since that day I've become one of the most well known members of the DA class

I hope I didn't sound to cocky here

Alex is amused. It's funny how a story put forth with a "so-so" art style, will outweigh a art style with a "so-so" story.

Anyways, OT... Hmmmm... I've said a lot of epic things, and haven't known it till later, so lets see.... Right, I got one. When a friend of mine was having trouble choosing whether or not he should ask out a lady he knew, I told him this, "My friend, let me give you a piece of advice I had to learn the hard way. No matter what you think, the most important thing is going forth, and just doing what you want to do. If you're going to up to her, do it. If you're going to talk to her, do it. If you're going to go ask her out, god damn it, do it. Because let me tell you, one day, you will grow old, and you will die, and if that's going to happen, god damn it, die without regrets."

He asked her out the very next day. They got married about 3 months ago. I think that's one of the better things I've said to someone.

Have you scanned that manga? I want to read it? =P

I second Habs' request. I'd love to read your stuff, man. I read almost anything.

People in my class often made fun of me before. For example, they said I'm dating a girl, and then the next week they're saying I'm dating another girl.

Then after class, and the teacher went, I go to the front of class and said "I WON'T DATE ANYONE IN OUR SCHOOL. I ONLY LOVE UNDERAGE GIRL."

Then people start calling me Perverted Lolicon since that day.

If you upload your manga pm me or something.

OT: I think back in middle school, all my friends were on other teams or in different schools entirely. There was this fat, ugly girl, Shelley, so she'd been making fun of me all week, saying things like," You're such a loser, that's why you don't have any friends."when I read manga, or she'd go up to a group of kids in class and tell them I was gay or something. I'm a patient person and I usually try to let things go, but she finally pushed me by saying "Look at him, he's never gonna have friends. He'll probably die alone."

That's I finally said "shut up! You stupid bitch! I have friends, I have a girlfriend. you're angry at me because you see a friendless loser in yourself, and think you see a friendless loser in me! but today's my FRIEND'S birthday, I'm going to a party! Guess who's gonna be there...MORE of MY FRIENDS. REAL friends, not those fake bitches that smile in your face and talk shit behind your back! You thought they were your friends? YOU don't have any friends! You have such a shitty attitude that I'm surprised anyone would want to talk to such a fat, ugly bitch like you! go FUCK yourself." It was funny, she didn't think the quiet kid was going to say anything.

My teacher slapped me and I got suspended for two weeks, for verbal abuse and bullying(lol wut?) but it was worth it.
I guess some of my girl class mates thought I was scary and started more rumors about me while I was gone. [size=3]Some battles you just can't win...[/h]

I was 13 back then, she totally had it coming.

I'd rather buy 6 pages of excellence then 36+ pages of crap manga.

Western style will always out shine the eastern way.

Try harder, your trolling needs a lot of improvement before it'll cause people to properly rage.

Someone likes Comics over Manga? He must be trolling!

And if I was trolling it worked on you because you took the time to reply to it.

Also op you do sound cocky...and full of shit.

my robot dresses up like other robots so it'll be twice as kickass...why was it epic?
no one expected me to say it

...just out of random conversation at a con, me and my friend(zombie) where chatting with some people about hentai. somebody had said something like "life is short, fap" or something like that. so I came back and said "life is short, watch hentai" everyone around chuckled and agreed.

I didn't get a scanner till last years and well since its been years so I dunno if I still have it in my collection of drawings..but I am gonna try looking for it though I just hope it wasn't in that folder my mom threw away 2 months ago( if it was in there I'll just have to remake it)

i remember that chat... it was very interesting if i recall. "life is short, watch hentai"

Me and my friends were discussing tomatoes. And I said:
"I have a dream.. That one day tomatoes will be not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their falvour!"

Safe to say I got high fives for that one

I wanna be, the very best

"I'd love to cum all over her face, like the finest Jackson Pollock painting". Of course I said this in playful jest.

It isn't rape if you yell Surprise first!

When you have fallen into the bottom of a hole, there's only one way out, that is up.

das an easy one yo

a girl asked me a favor and i told her "i wouldn't do a favor for you if it was you i had to do" it was priceless credit for the line goes to the anime desert punk but it was still pretty epic to have said it lol but if i had to choose something i said myself it would be "girl you was made to make me cum"