Most ridiculous conversation you've overheard
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During passing today I happened to overheard what was probably the most horrific conversation that has ever entered my ear holes.
They were two "arteeeests" and were talking about whatever it is they talk about when I heard: "Yeah, Van Gogh, and Dali were good, but they are nowhere as good as Otomo."--I preceded to sit down and listen in.--"It's not that I don't like White girls, but there is just something about Asians that makes me drool."--I facepalmed.--"I tried reading watchmen, but the story was horrible and the art, don't even get me started on that shit, these people need to read some Inuyasha for a good story and art."--I was about to get up and leave before I took a sledge hammer to them, but then an Asian girl with purple and blue stripes in her hair showed up.--"Konnichiwa[in the most midwestern accent ever]"--And that is when I left.--
Okay, sorry, so, my question is, what is the most horrendously baffling conversation you have either heard or been a part of?
They were two "arteeeests" and were talking about whatever it is they talk about when I heard: "Yeah, Van Gogh, and Dali were good, but they are nowhere as good as Otomo."--I preceded to sit down and listen in.--"It's not that I don't like White girls, but there is just something about Asians that makes me drool."--I facepalmed.--"I tried reading watchmen, but the story was horrible and the art, don't even get me started on that shit, these people need to read some Inuyasha for a good story and art."--I was about to get up and leave before I took a sledge hammer to them, but then an Asian girl with purple and blue stripes in her hair showed up.--"Konnichiwa[in the most midwestern accent ever]"--And that is when I left.--
Okay, sorry, so, my question is, what is the most horrendously baffling conversation you have either heard or been a part of?
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I heard a couple of black guys today after passing down a hall talking about how much they want to fuck an Asian girl. It was the most random convo I've ever heard in this month.
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well the convo kinda went somthing like this
Girl1: today sucks my mom made me take out teh trash last night
girl2: I know right I mean it like what the hell cant you take out your own trash mom
girl1:Ya I know right
girl2: Ya and my parents wont buy me a new ipod this ipod touch is to old
girl1: man I need to get a new cell this one is like a year old
girl2:You still got that one?
at this point I had to get up and walk away because I couldn't take it any more. I really hate thos girls all they do is bitch and complain about how there parents make them do trivial thing.
Girl1: today sucks my mom made me take out teh trash last night
girl2: I know right I mean it like what the hell cant you take out your own trash mom
girl1:Ya I know right
girl2: Ya and my parents wont buy me a new ipod this ipod touch is to old
girl1: man I need to get a new cell this one is like a year old
girl2:You still got that one?
at this point I had to get up and walk away because I couldn't take it any more. I really hate thos girls all they do is bitch and complain about how there parents make them do trivial thing.
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i was in my class. i was talking to my friends.
Me: "Hey breh, wanna go eat sumthin later at dinner with everybody?"
F: "yeah, let's go to that Korean BBQ place next to XXXX"
Me: "oh shit! i just remembered they have all you can eat if you bring 8 people!"
D: "oh fuck fur real?! Shit, bring in all the homies, we're gonna raid that place TONIGHT!"
then this girl in front of us turn around and says
Girl 1: "Well EXCUSE YOU guys, i'm a vegetarian and i find your convo insulting."
.... We're like... 0.0....
ME: "Well girl, we don't give a damn whether you're a vegetarian or a vegan. So stop insulting us by attempting to lecture us about-"
then the most random statement ever
Girl 2: "Well excuse all of you. i'm a fruitarian"
this time even the girl 1 was like 0.0....
Girl 2: "how would you feel if you get your arms ripped off like lettuce and all the vegetables? How would you feel if you get plucked out of your home like the carrots?"
F: "...are you tripping?"
D: "Is that even a F'in word? then WTF do you eat?"
Girl 1: (Whispering to us) "what... is this girl?"
Later, i looked up on wikipedia and there it was, i got to take a mental note on 'one of the weirdest practice on food'.... apparently they only eat stuff that was naturally fallen off the plant. like apples dropping from trees naturally....
Me: "Hey breh, wanna go eat sumthin later at dinner with everybody?"
F: "yeah, let's go to that Korean BBQ place next to XXXX"
Me: "oh shit! i just remembered they have all you can eat if you bring 8 people!"
D: "oh fuck fur real?! Shit, bring in all the homies, we're gonna raid that place TONIGHT!"
then this girl in front of us turn around and says
Girl 1: "Well EXCUSE YOU guys, i'm a vegetarian and i find your convo insulting."
.... We're like... 0.0....
ME: "Well girl, we don't give a damn whether you're a vegetarian or a vegan. So stop insulting us by attempting to lecture us about-"
then the most random statement ever
Girl 2: "Well excuse all of you. i'm a fruitarian"
this time even the girl 1 was like 0.0....
Girl 2: "how would you feel if you get your arms ripped off like lettuce and all the vegetables? How would you feel if you get plucked out of your home like the carrots?"
F: "...are you tripping?"
D: "Is that even a F'in word? then WTF do you eat?"
Girl 1: (Whispering to us) "what... is this girl?"
Later, i looked up on wikipedia and there it was, i got to take a mental note on 'one of the weirdest practice on food'.... apparently they only eat stuff that was naturally fallen off the plant. like apples dropping from trees naturally....
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@zachwolf: I feel sorry for you. I have had to endure conversations like that between whiny, pampered bitches so often. I couldn't really think of any specific retarded conversation, but most of my candidates would be pretty similar to yours.
@sadl0nelyd0g: I didn't actually believe you until I got to the wikipedia part. That second girl just sounded so bizarre, it felt like you were topping off a story with made up stuff. But, yeah, even "normal" radical vegetarians are scared of someone like that...
@sadl0nelyd0g: I didn't actually believe you until I got to the wikipedia part. That second girl just sounded so bizarre, it felt like you were topping off a story with made up stuff. But, yeah, even "normal" radical vegetarians are scared of someone like that...
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One day, me and two of my buddies were in the car driving up to Chicago. There was this back road near Gary, and when we drove down it, we got turned around by the cops. Apparently, there was a murder and the body had been dumped there.
So as we were driving down a different route, we got into the topic of how we could pull off a flawless murder! We were comparing the best places to get rid of the body, what to use to do it, where to do it, how to leave no evidence, etc...
I guess the point is that you never know what you'll learn from watching C.S.I. Miami!!!
So as we were driving down a different route, we got into the topic of how we could pull off a flawless murder! We were comparing the best places to get rid of the body, what to use to do it, where to do it, how to leave no evidence, etc...
I guess the point is that you never know what you'll learn from watching C.S.I. Miami!!!
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tsuyoshiro
FAKKU Writer
I was lingering in a grocery store, deciding whether I needed all-purpose flour or wheat flour, when I noticed a girl on the opposite side of the aisle talking to herself. ...more of a soliloquy than a conversation, but I found it amusing enough to share.
"Chips...chips...oh, here! Wait, no, these are all wrong, with ridges and odd flavors. Should be plain, he needs them plain or he'll be mad....I could lick off the flavor? I don't think he'd mind..." I think she kept talking, but I couldn't hear the rest since I was moving around to get a good look at her. Cute girl. Sorta wish I had talked to her, but she was gone the next second.
"Chips...chips...oh, here! Wait, no, these are all wrong, with ridges and odd flavors. Should be plain, he needs them plain or he'll be mad....I could lick off the flavor? I don't think he'd mind..." I think she kept talking, but I couldn't hear the rest since I was moving around to get a good look at her. Cute girl. Sorta wish I had talked to her, but she was gone the next second.
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At school I overheard my gf saying she had the most amazing sex from the night before.... which was strange because we didn't have sex that night.
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dvt wrote...
At school I overheard my gf saying she had the most amazing sex from the night before.... which was strange because we didn't have sex that night.Looks like you got cheated on
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dvt wrote...
At school I overheard my gf saying she had the most amazing sex from the night before.... which was strange because we didn't have sex that night.Dude if you're serious, I feel bad for you.
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I recently took part in conversation whether fighting with a potato is normal or not.
It is, in case you were wondering.
It is, in case you were wondering.
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jmason
Curious and Wondering
While I was in college, I once saw a group of guys in the Physics lab, conversing in a weird language I've never heard of. They sounded like dogs that are trying to imitate a duck quack.
Then my Physics II professor entered to borrow the scales, and saw my puzzled expression while looking at the guys... he told me they were conversing in Klingon.
Then my Physics II professor entered to borrow the scales, and saw my puzzled expression while looking at the guys... he told me they were conversing in Klingon.
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ive heard from my seat mates they were boys on high high school they where talking about how to make a "fart" bomb
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Kavi wrote...
I recently took part in conversation whether fighting with a potato is normal or not.It is, in case you were wondering.
using the potato as a weapon, or vs. the potato?
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Multiple times, I've heard conversations that use the word nigga when referring to people. I think that shit's hilarious.
"Yo, nigga, check this shit out."
"Oh snap, my nigga, how'd you do that shit?"
"Listen, there's this nigga Tom, he'll hook you up."
"Nigga, you fo' real?"
"Yo, nigga, check this shit out."
"Oh snap, my nigga, how'd you do that shit?"
"Listen, there's this nigga Tom, he'll hook you up."
"Nigga, you fo' real?"
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I was in a supermarket, I searched peanutbutter 'cuz I love it, than on the other side of the rack there was a couple. They had an odd conversation about having anal sex, than right after that sucking the cock.
Man, they had no shame...
lol
Man, they had no shame...
lol
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me and 2 friends were walking around campess... this is like back in like 10th grade
friend1: hey you guys planning to do anything for valentines?
me: um... no...
friend2:hey guys what do you think about me sending a mamogram to someone?
me,friend1:....
friend1: you mean a candygram?
friend2: no i mean a mamogram, you know you give them money and they send someone you picked some candy while they are in class.
me: yea man thats a candygram
friend2: no thats something else im talking about a mamogram!
friend1: dude a mamogram is a pic which tells you if they have breast canser.
friend2: you sure?
me: *hits friend2*
friend2: ow! why you hit me?!
me:....
friend1: well anyways its a candygram, so who would you send it to
friend2: oh i have to say who its for?
me: *hits im again*
friend2: ow! anyway i was thinking about sending it to a girl
me: who is that girl?
friend2: i dont know her name
friend1: do you know her class?
friend2: i dont know her class.. can t i just describe her to them?
me: im gonna hit you again man...
friend1: dude your discription of a person is; "they have hair... they were drinking soda, they have brown skin"
me: anyone else you want to send a candygram to?
friend2: can i send it to that teacher *points at hot teacher*
me:*smacks him*
friend2 is like 2 years older then us so he was 18 at the time... his a huge idiot
friend1: hey you guys planning to do anything for valentines?
me: um... no...
friend2:hey guys what do you think about me sending a mamogram to someone?
me,friend1:....
friend1: you mean a candygram?
friend2: no i mean a mamogram, you know you give them money and they send someone you picked some candy while they are in class.
me: yea man thats a candygram
friend2: no thats something else im talking about a mamogram!
friend1: dude a mamogram is a pic which tells you if they have breast canser.
friend2: you sure?
me: *hits friend2*
friend2: ow! why you hit me?!
me:....
friend1: well anyways its a candygram, so who would you send it to
friend2: oh i have to say who its for?
me: *hits im again*
friend2: ow! anyway i was thinking about sending it to a girl
me: who is that girl?
friend2: i dont know her name
friend1: do you know her class?
friend2: i dont know her class.. can t i just describe her to them?
me: im gonna hit you again man...
friend1: dude your discription of a person is; "they have hair... they were drinking soda, they have brown skin"
me: anyone else you want to send a candygram to?
friend2: can i send it to that teacher *points at hot teacher*
me:*smacks him*
friend2 is like 2 years older then us so he was 18 at the time... his a huge idiot
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I don't know if this was last week or two weeks ago, but I picked up midway on a convo where two girls were talking about relationships. One of them said, yaddayadda... He fills me with his love everyday. I was like, wtf u kinky bitch then later on I found out she was talking about Jesus.
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film_orange wrote...
I don't know if this was last week or two weeks ago, but I picked up midway on a convo where two girls were talking about relationships. One of them said, yaddayadda... He fills me with his love everyday. I was like, wtf u kinky bitch then later on I found out she was talking about Jesus.lol you were still right >O< and sorry i thing its pronounced hezues