Most ridiculous conversation you've overheard
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earlshaggwell wrote...
using the potato as a weapon, or vs. the potato?
Against the potato. With a knife. And possible a fork too, so it get smashed up good, mwahaha. >:3
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My friends and I were standing in line at Six flags and there were 2 black guys in front of us. Then we heard one say to the other "FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA"
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earlshaggwell wrote...
Kavi wrote...
I recently took part in conversation whether fighting with a potato is normal or not.It is, in case you were wondering.
using the potato as a weapon, or vs. the potato?
Silly you, who would possibly use potato as a weapon? Ofc it's against it.
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gibbous wrote...
Silly you, who would possibly use potato as a weapon? Ofc it's against it.
This is so hilarious.
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dvt wrote...
At school I overheard my gf saying she had the most amazing sex from the night before.... which was strange because we didn't have sex that night.that's one i really hate with girls when i hear something like that..
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Then it's not so much ridiculous as it is sad, unless you just have an awesome sense of humor and take things in stride. If so, then I commend you.
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Logged into skype one day, heard Matt say "The chicken is in the water!" with his extreeeeeeeeeeemely heavy English accent.
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illumi wrote...
My friends and I were standing in line at Six flags and there were 2 black guys in front of us. Then we heard one say to the other "FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA"If you would have said it was 2 Asians, I might have confessed that it was me.
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catfish wrote...
Logged into skype one day, heard Matt say "The chicken is in the water!" with his extreeeeeeeeeeemely heavy English accent.Was it something along the lines of Oliver Twist saying "THE CHICKEN IS IN THA WATAH"?
Now, about this whole overhearing dealy... I don't really listen in on conversations, so I can't actually contribute to this thread.
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Flaser
OCD Hentai Collector
When I was a frequent visitor of the pizza joint next door (so much so that I knew most of the staff) I saw two girls entering. They were pretty cool, but I as usual was sitting in my own corner enjoying my evening pizza and beer...
...so they probably didn't notice me. Then I heard this comment:
"He always says he loves you!"
"Yeah... I know he always does it..."
"When he's coming, he probably really feels that way, he's cute like that."
At that moment I almost choked on my beer, but didn't say a word. The girls noticed me then and there and seemed most embarrassed. Well, turns out I was having dinner with two porn stars.
...so they probably didn't notice me. Then I heard this comment:
"He always says he loves you!"
"Yeah... I know he always does it..."
"When he's coming, he probably really feels that way, he's cute like that."
At that moment I almost choked on my beer, but didn't say a word. The girls noticed me then and there and seemed most embarrassed. Well, turns out I was having dinner with two porn stars.
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Flaser wrote...
When I was a frequent visitor of the pizza joint next door (so much so that I knew most of the staff) I saw two girls entering. They were pretty cool, but I as usual was sitting in my own corner enjoying my evening pizza and beer......so they probably didn't notice me. Then I heard this comment:
"He always says he loves you!"
"Yeah... I know he always does it..."
"When he's coming, he probably really feels that way, he's cute like that."
At that moment I almost choked on my beer, but didn't say a word. The girls noticed me then and there and seemed most embarrassed. Well, turns out I was having dinner with two porn stars.
i dont know what this...
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Flaser wrote...
When I was a frequent visitor of the pizza joint next door (so much so that I knew most of the staff) I saw two girls entering. They were pretty cool, but I as usual was sitting in my own corner enjoying my evening pizza and beer......so they probably didn't notice me. Then I heard this comment:
"He always says he loves you!"
"Yeah... I know he always does it..."
"When he's coming, he probably really feels that way, he's cute like that."
At that moment I almost choked on my beer, but didn't say a word. The girls noticed me then and there and seemed most embarrassed. Well, turns out I was having dinner with two porn stars.
Wow, I am speechless.
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Flaser wrote...
When I was a frequent visitor of the pizza joint next door (so much so that I knew most of the staff) I saw two girls entering. They were pretty cool, but I as usual was sitting in my own corner enjoying my evening pizza and beer......so they probably didn't notice me. Then I heard this comment:
"He always says he loves you!"
"Yeah... I know he always does it..."
"When he's coming, he probably really feels that way, he's cute like that."
At that moment I almost choked on my beer, but didn't say a word. The girls noticed me then and there and seemed most embarrassed. Well, turns out I was having dinner with two porn stars.
What toppings did you have on your pizza?
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On my bus trip back home from work, I didn't mean to eavesdrop on a couple talking about whether they should allow their son to get circumcised.
As the conversation progressed on, I realised that they were talking about a 24 year old dude... apparently, he had the intention to marry a girl from a different faith and she or her family requested for that condition. Secretly, I LOL'd at how absurd the notion was... [I don't mean to offend anyone from that particular faith. It was funny cute how the two elderly couple got all animated while talking about it]
As the conversation progressed on, I realised that they were talking about a 24 year old dude... apparently, he had the intention to marry a girl from a different faith and she or her family requested for that condition. Secretly, I LOL'd at how absurd the notion was... [I don't mean to offend anyone from that particular faith. It was funny cute how the two elderly couple got all animated while talking about it]
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I seriously overheard two guys about age 20ish having this conversation in the grocery:
1st Guy: Dude, I'm getting him some bananas
2nd Guy: No way dude! That's just a sterotype! He wont eat em!
1st Guy: Nah, he'll eat em! It'll be awesome! Why do you think we got him?
2nd Guy: Dude, I'm not cleaning up after him. This is stupid. You're a fucking idoit and this sucks.
1st Guy: Nah man, it's awesome! I'm going to get him some potato chips!
2nd Guy: Dude no! Monkeys don't even like potato chips!
The conversation continued like this for a while longer. I have no idea how these guys had a monkey or how guy number 2 knew that monkeys are not fond of potato chips.
1st Guy: Dude, I'm getting him some bananas
2nd Guy: No way dude! That's just a sterotype! He wont eat em!
1st Guy: Nah, he'll eat em! It'll be awesome! Why do you think we got him?
2nd Guy: Dude, I'm not cleaning up after him. This is stupid. You're a fucking idoit and this sucks.
1st Guy: Nah man, it's awesome! I'm going to get him some potato chips!
2nd Guy: Dude no! Monkeys don't even like potato chips!
The conversation continued like this for a while longer. I have no idea how these guys had a monkey or how guy number 2 knew that monkeys are not fond of potato chips.