Most ridiculous conversation you've overheard
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The weirdest conversation I heard started with girls then what they like and for 30 freakin minutes they were talking about MEN AND HOMOSEXUALS (heard it in a library, not that I want to hear it it's just that they were talking loud and sitting right behind me)
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Heres abother one same dudes
it was a saturday and i had the same dudes over, i also had two other friends over as well. Those two were sitting on the couch. That guy who was asking about the mamogram was asking me to borrow a game, pokemon emerald. but thats not wat he was asking. Thing is that whenever he does this i know what he saying its just that hes a bit um... yea, so im trying to look out for him in case he does it with other people.
me: so you sleeping over one more day or are you going home?
friend: if im sleeping over can i sleep in the same room as you? i feel weird sleeping in your sisters room all the time.
me: oh hell no! one you stink and two you keep me up at night making those weird sounds, and you hit stuff while your swinging your arms!
friend: i do not do that!
(other friends were on the couch just listening)
me: you do! so, no.
friend: well i guess im going home then.
me: well ok then.
friend: but tuggle can i borrow something?
me: if its a movie then no, you know these movies are my moms *points at bookself with DVD's*
friend: its not a movie its a game!
me: which is?
friend: GREEN!
me: green?
friend: yes tuggle GREEN?
me: what do you mean by green?
friend: you know! GREEN!
friend: what your shit is green? your teeth is green? what?
he starts sobbing...
ne: ok ok i know what you mean, so no
friend? please, my nepew wants some pokeon
me: one, no i worked hard on it and two the last time i let you borrow something you didnt return it for 3 months.
(truth is im making him sound SMARTER then he actually is. See i dont know if hes acting or what but either way...)
one time he tried asking out a hot girl.... i'll share that later on ^_^
hes a buddy and i do care but... hes dumb =w=
it was a saturday and i had the same dudes over, i also had two other friends over as well. Those two were sitting on the couch. That guy who was asking about the mamogram was asking me to borrow a game, pokemon emerald. but thats not wat he was asking. Thing is that whenever he does this i know what he saying its just that hes a bit um... yea, so im trying to look out for him in case he does it with other people.
me: so you sleeping over one more day or are you going home?
friend: if im sleeping over can i sleep in the same room as you? i feel weird sleeping in your sisters room all the time.
me: oh hell no! one you stink and two you keep me up at night making those weird sounds, and you hit stuff while your swinging your arms!
friend: i do not do that!
(other friends were on the couch just listening)
me: you do! so, no.
friend: well i guess im going home then.
me: well ok then.
friend: but tuggle can i borrow something?
me: if its a movie then no, you know these movies are my moms *points at bookself with DVD's*
friend: its not a movie its a game!
me: which is?
friend: GREEN!
me: green?
friend: yes tuggle GREEN?
me: what do you mean by green?
friend: you know! GREEN!
friend: what your shit is green? your teeth is green? what?
he starts sobbing...
ne: ok ok i know what you mean, so no
friend? please, my nepew wants some pokeon
me: one, no i worked hard on it and two the last time i let you borrow something you didnt return it for 3 months.
(truth is im making him sound SMARTER then he actually is. See i dont know if hes acting or what but either way...)
one time he tried asking out a hot girl.... i'll share that later on ^_^
hes a buddy and i do care but... hes dumb =w=
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Flaser
OCD Hentai Collector
Sisami wrote...
Flaser wrote...
When I was a frequent visitor of the pizza joint next door (so much so that I knew most of the staff) I saw two girls entering. They were pretty cool, but I as usual was sitting in my own corner enjoying my evening pizza and beer......so they probably didn't notice me. Then I heard this comment:
"He always says he loves you!"
"Yeah... I know he always does it..."
"When he's coming, he probably really feels that way, he's cute like that."
At that moment I almost choked on my beer, but didn't say a word. The girls noticed me then and there and seemed most embarrassed. Well, turns out I was having dinner with two porn stars.
What toppings did you have on your pizza?
The usual: mozzarella chese, bacon, double ham, corn, pepper, pepperoni, hot sauce.
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Callonia wrote...
renovartio u shouldn't share pics of other people without their permission dude. XDtrue true =w= guess ill take it off... i made a thread for all the stories but it was moved to IB and to think i got up to 3 so far, XD
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Flaser wrote...
Sisami wrote...
Flaser wrote...
When I was a frequent visitor of the pizza joint next door (so much so that I knew most of the staff) I saw two girls entering. They were pretty cool, but I as usual was sitting in my own corner enjoying my evening pizza and beer......so they probably didn't notice me. Then I heard this comment:
"He always says he loves you!"
"Yeah... I know he always does it..."
"When he's coming, he probably really feels that way, he's cute like that."
At that moment I almost choked on my beer, but didn't say a word. The girls noticed me then and there and seemed most embarrassed. Well, turns out I was having dinner with two porn stars.
What toppings did you have on your pizza?
The usual: mozzarella chese, bacon, double ham, corn, pepper, pepperoni, hot sauce.
So much pork... I'm Muslim, dude! PORK DOWN A LITTLE.
Now, this "hot sauce" of yours... What brand was it? Was it Tabasco?