Rediculous Responses to Asking Somebody Out

I asked a girl out, at a local coffee shop, and she responded that she doesn't date anybody who weighs more than her.

Now, I'm not a fat guy by any means, and I'm certainly not a string bean, but I was quite flabbergasted by her response, enough so that all I could say back to her was, "Okay then."


Now, most of us have heard the usual, "I'm seeing somebody," or "let's just be friends," but for those of us who have also heard some totally outrageous things, let's hear them!

Well I get the usual: "I have plans already..." or "I dont know you well enough...", however I tend to tell them straight-forward that they are pussies if they just cant tell me a straight good old fashioned "no" or "I dont have any interest in you", however all girls kinda tend to come back after some time asking me this time, sometimes I accept, sometimes not. However it did once happen to me that a girl said while I was out with my friends that shes going on vacation somewhere with their parents to some other country, I ended up meeting her the next day at the square, she was really embarrassed and she tried to hide but a friend of mine that had been there when she said it went up to her and called her a pathetic lair... after that she came to apologize too.

"I'd date you, but then my girlfriend would kill you."

This is a major thing that irks me to no extent. Women, ammirite?

Honestly sometimes I just wish I were born asexual so I dont have to lose my nerves dealing with mindfucks they give me...

I've gotten the ever classic rejection due to my skin color bit more times than I'd like to admit.. To avoid any further question just know that this happened in America.

My skin color isn't dark either, very in the middle.

I heard that more times thank id like to.
"oh, I like you, but you see, my dad is racist..."

Thats why I dont look for a stereotypical girl, they just dont fit my bill.

Its not even that, They usually blame it on their parents or how they were raised. I did get a few times when they claim its their religion that forbids them.

Even though this was a year back, I've completely given up on even trying. Not to offend but seriously, Americans are too shallow.

Oh, I'd agreed with you for them most part.
Them whole racist thing I was speaking from my experience.

it goes both ways too. i'm a white dude, and a few black and mexican chicks have given me the same trip. "my brother/father would kick your/my ass if he saw you/me talking to me/you".

for the land of the free, where all men are created equal, there sure are a lot of ass backward old fasioned thinkers.

and a lot of girls who give you stupid ass fucking excuses :|
I've never had any rejections (haven't asked many people out) only experience with this i have, is probably break up lines..
'I don't want to ruin our friendship, so i think we should just got back to being friends'
OR my personal favourite; 'i have no credit, sorry' week later, gets credit back, and then suddenly we aren't going out any more, and she has another boyfriend? Well, fuck you then. not as if the whole she'd been out with almost everyone from the local public school system thing didn't annoy me :|

Whoa crazy, this is the first time I have ever heard of this happening. Now I have a lot to think about.

Ridiculous.

Hrm, the weirdest situation I've had with a girl I liked and tried to ask out? Probably when I did it and her response was "Whatever."

I called her a bitch.

Ah young love. Weird thing was is later on she gave me a kiss on the cheek when she was drunk...while sitting on her boyfriend's lap. And she kept showing off the stuff animals I bought her at one point while telling people I still had a crush on her.

It was...weird.

Girl asked me out.... I was silent then ran away.... *facepalm* never spoke to her again lol

I used to get rejected when I was still inexperienced. The 'I'm busy" was common. In those days, I remember getting blown off before I even opened my mouth.

"We're in the a middle of a conversation, don't even try."

My favourite blow off was, "Yeah...thanks...do you know where the washroom is?"

It was smooth, my friends and I all got a good laugh out of it. My female friends ended up using that line all night long.

Funny times. Now I don't get rejected anymore. Just pay attention to how the interaction is going, all of the information you need is in the subtleties. You should know where things are headed without needing to ask.

"I don't know, we've only known each other for a while." has got to be one of the most BS responses I've ever gotten.

I've known this girl for ten years and she actually told me that.

Best part was when I asked her to explain a bit.

"Well, you see, you like this sort of music and I don't... Maybe if we spent more time together we could learn more about each other."

My response was: "Isn't that what dates are for? You date someone to see if you like them."

"Not really..."

A week later, she ends up with some guy she just met a few days before.

She finds you creepy.

It could be that she only dates women, I mean anyone who would weigh less than her can only be a woman
or a male dwarf
or a male elf
or a male hobbit