Rediculous Responses to Asking Somebody Out
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Takerial wrote...
She finds you creepy.
I'm curious if it's an honest answer or just a joke.
The irony is, we texted pretty much daily and hung out every weekend for the past six years.
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i asked a girl out once and she said that i am and always will be friend material for every girl... not a rediculous respons but hurtfully rediculous
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Takerial
Lovable Teddy Bear
The Randomness wrote...
Takerial wrote...
She finds you creepy.
I'm curious if it's an honest answer or just a joke.
The irony is, we texted pretty much daily and hung out every weekend for the past six years.
Girls categorize guys into three groups.
1. Fuckable.
2. Creepy Friend.
3. Gay Friend.
You're obviously not the first one. And even if you had been listed as the third one you asking her out would have bumped you up to the second category with her.
Girls keep creepy friends around for a couple of different reasons, but they all come back to one point.
It makes them feel better.
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Takerial wrote...
Girls categorize guys into three groups.1. Fuckable.
2. Creepy Friend.
3. Gay Friend.
You're obviously not the first one. And even if you had been listed as the third one you asking her out would have bumped you up to the second category with her.
Girls keep creepy friends around for a couple of different reasons, but they all come back to one point.
It makes them feel better.
Ha, hilarious. This is the information I like to know. At least I know where I got placed on this. Thanks for the schooling, Takerial, gives me more of a reason to just leave her out of my life.
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"I don't want to date anyone for another 3 months"
-Two Weeks later, girl is going out with someone.
-Two Weeks later, girl is going out with someone.
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luvyduv wrote...
VotableDrWhat wrote...
I asked a girl out, at a local coffee shop, and she responded that she doesn't date anybody who weighs more than her.Now, I'm not a fat guy by any means, and I'm certainly not a string bean, but I was quite flabbergasted by her response, enough so that all I could say back to her was, "Okay then."
Now, most of us have heard the usual, "I'm seeing somebody," or "let's just be friends," but for those of us who have also heard some totally outrageous things, let's hear them!
It could be that she only dates women, I mean anyone who would weigh less than her can only be a woman
or a male dwarf
or a male elf
or a male hobbit
she's holding out for Frodo.
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"I dont date anybody who is tanned and has a smart phone."
This made me lol in her face as this happened in my city of South FL. XD
This made me lol in her face as this happened in my city of South FL. XD
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Takerial wrote...
Girls categorize guys into three groups.1. Fuckable.
2. Creepy Friend.
3. Gay Friend.
You're obviously not the first one. And even if you had been listed as the third one you asking her out would have bumped you up to the second category with her.
Girls keep creepy friends around for a couple of different reasons, but they all come back to one point.
It makes them feel better.
Are you kidding? I'd say I categorize guys more than that.
There's....
- Forever Friend zone, and I like it that way
- Could be more; meh fuckable
- Fuckable
- Creeptastic
- Not sexually interested in me/women/sex/etc.
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Not really related to asking somebody out, but, in my business lecture there is a girl who decided to sit next to me, looks almost exactly like my ex, and her name is only a couple letters off as well.
Just pisses me off.
Just pisses me off.
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Ask a girl if she'd like to go to dinner with me : Oh sorry, I really don't have the time to be dating.
3 days later. "So i met this really cute guy and He's taking me to see (I cant remember what band it was, it was some rock concert though).
Pretty legit. Not that ridiculous, but still pretty lame shit.
3 days later. "So i met this really cute guy and He's taking me to see (I cant remember what band it was, it was some rock concert though).
Pretty legit. Not that ridiculous, but still pretty lame shit.
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Drifter995
Neko//Night
oh how i love the whole 'i'm not looking for a partner right now.. i think i'll stay single for a while' then the next day they have a boyfriend or girlfriend.. just makes you want to call them a whorebag to their face :/
But as i said, i've never had this happen, just hearing stories from people :3
But as i said, i've never had this happen, just hearing stories from people :3
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Rayne wrote...
"I can't date you, you're a virgin">_> fuckingfagIstillhatethatguytillthisday.
Wait...
this implies that you are a girl.
AND that said guy is a total moron.
mind=blown.
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VotableDrWhat wrote...
Wait...
this implies that you are a girl.
AND that said guy is a total moron.
mind=blown.
He only dated easy girls. Which became apparent to me when he dated a girl the next day and posted half naked pictures of themselves together.
Ew.
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Rayne wrote...
VotableDrWhat wrote...
Wait...
this implies that you are a girl.
AND that said guy is a total moron.
mind=blown.
He only dated easy girls apparently. Which was apparent to me when he dated a girl the next day and posted half naked pictures of themselves together.
Ew.
Because it's not worth putting time and effort into a relationship. AT ALL.
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Drifter995
Neko//Night
holy shit.
and yes, that is a stupid reason to not go out with somebody... idiot.
If anything, i would have preferred my current gf to be a virgin, but you can't be too picky :> she's fine in every other way ^^
and yes, that is a stupid reason to not go out with somebody... idiot.
If anything, i would have preferred my current gf to be a virgin, but you can't be too picky :> she's fine in every other way ^^
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Drifter995 wrote...
holy shit.and yes, that is a stupid reason to not go out with somebody... idiot.
If anything, i would have preferred my current gf to be a virgin, but you can't be too picky :> she's fine in every other way ^^
why?
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Rayne wrote...
"I can't date you, you're a virgin">_> fuckingfagIstillhatethatguytillthisday.
What an asshole. >_>
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Jinrou Koko wrote...
Rayne wrote...
"I can't date you, you're a virgin">_> fuckingfagIstillhatethatguytillthisday.
What an asshole. >_>
And I thought I was the only one. I've been told that more then once. Shit sucks.
I've been given a nice list of reasons. Can't because I'm Hispanic. Can't cause my hair is curly. Can't cause I'm right handed. Can't cause I'm a nice person (which is bullshit. I still say that chick must've been a masochist), can't because I wear glasses.... list going on.
