Scary awkward situations

So...I've had a few close calls of awkward situations with my stepdad.
The previous encounters weren't so bad...one time I decided to go from the downstairs bathroom to my upstairs bedroom nude after my shower, rather then bring a towel. The bathroom downstairs is right at the bottom of the staircase and my bedroom is right at the top. When I got to the top of the stairs, my parent's bedroom door started opening, so my stepdad was coming out so I just raced into my room.
The second time I was getting off really quick in my room, using a massager...so I dunno, it is slightly possible the sound could have made it down the stairs. But I heard my stepdad go into the downstairs bathroom...I doubt he heard anything, but it still took me a bit to get back into it.

Today was the worst.
I was getting ready for a shower, and only in my panties. I decided I wanted to listen to my mp3 player...but it was all the way in the family room. My stepdad had left to go to the store, so he wasn't home. Just as I got around the armchair, I heard the back door start to open. I freaked, and attempted to cover myself while running into the other room. I'm not sure if he noticed...but its a possibility.
SO awkward.
Eck.
Creeps me out, lmao And its not like he tries anything, but its just weeeeird.
I can't get over the awkwardness.



Anyways...share your stories! lol

wow, that is awkward. you should try to be more careful from now on. I don't know your step dad but its much safer to keep him from seeing somethings that aren't meant for a step dad's eye.

You will eventually forget the awkwardness that you feel now, but you should never forget how you got it. :P

Well, as for me.. my story hmmm... I was 90% caught jerking off. LOL

90%? lol
Do tell!

The fuck is wrong with you? Walking naked in your house. Were you fuckin' raised by wolves? Even Tarzan wore a fuckin' loincloth.

lmao
I usually don't. hence why, even when I was getting ready to shower today, I still had my knickers on.

I was banging a chick in her college room than her room mate walked in on us. Worse than this, her room mate was my classmate so... I don't need to tell how awkward it was am I right ?

I was shopping once and some idiot pulled a prank on me. You know those things that set off an alarm if the thing is not purchase after leaving the cashier right ? That basterd stuck that thing to the underside of my bag, and, um I bought a sex-toy that day. An anal one... So when the security checked my bag for stolen items their eyes went wide seeing my little "toy". They realised theat something was on the underside my bag, but the damage was allready done. Sigh...

My favorite anime song was stuck in my head. I liked to listen it. With headphones. I was singing happy-go-lucky and I didn't even realise when my dad walked in to ask some help in carrying something heavy. He probably watched a bit before he patted my shoulder. Blood run cold in me. I looked like a deer in the headlights.
ARRRGH...

I was fapping, my mom walked in. This doesen't need any explaining, it's just plain awskward, and emberassing as hell. *shudders*

Thats it for now. ^^

Damn...lol
Well, that makes me feel better :P

Well, when me and my brother still lived at home, my brother would have this thing where he tries to scare me by swiftly opening the door and yelling something. Usually my name, or this inside joke of ours, or just go like "WANKER!"

SO, once I actually was fapping and he'd rush into the room going "WANKER!" and then he saw what I was doing and just left laughing.
Ofcourse making a bit of fun about it, asking what I fapped to etc.
And then there are countless of times where I barely manage to cover myself when my sister / dad walks in on me fapping, probably not realizing I was doing it since I'd always sit with a blanket wrapped around me.

But well, not that it was super embarrassing since all the sex and masturbation stuff hasn't been a huge taboo in our house as you might have noticed if you have read my earlier posts. Ofcourse it's still a bit embarrassing.

Also, me, my brother, my dad always walked around in boxers or wrapped in a blanket or so. Naturally our sister was embarrassed bringing her friends to our place, being a girl and all.
Or naked if we felt like it, rarely did though. Now I'm almost never wearing anything since I live alone.

Masturbated once in my parents room, cause the comp was there, and locked the door. Then mom wants to come in basically after i finished cause i coulda been blue balled otherwise. Finished up but wasn't able to pull my pants up. Ended up having my boner poking through my shirt and she ended up lecturing me before I was able to pull my pants up. of course she asked me who showed me this and i blamed it on my friend XD

Most of my awkwardness is listed here.

But a few new incidents worth mentioning.

-Working maintenance as well as lifeguard at a summer camp. All staff share the same showers. I was washing up after a hard days work, when allasudden a bunch of the female counselors walk in.

It wouldn't be that bad, 'cept they're all 15-16, whereas I'm 23.

One of them became markedly more 'friendly' afterwards.


Damn my morals.

-After not seeing each other for five years, I decided to go visit one of my old ladyfriends from back in college, since I happened to be in the area.

She answers the door naked.

Turns out she's a nudist. And apparently has been for some time, since she didn't appear the least bit bashful. (Seems she's told me before, but I didn't remember).

Anyways, after a few minutes of adjustment to this (and a formidable exercise in self-control- she's a looker) we just ended up chilling out, playing videogames and watching movies.

-At a friends wedding. At the reception, the Best Man just kinda- disappeared.

So the Groom and I start lookin' around the hotel for him.

In one of the rooms, I walk in on him bonking the Groom's 17-year-old sister, with the Groom maybe 6 steps behind me.

I just turned around and shut the door and told him the room was empty and we moved on, but Jesus- my heart likely skipped an even dozen beats right there.

I think this was pretty bad

I let my little bro and his friends (like 10 or 12 years old kids) into my room to use my x-box 360.
While they were playin and makin noise like little devils my cousin walks in and takes my computer right out of my hands. A few minutes later he came back and gave me my computer back with a porn site on the screen and a vid half finished. I was about to close it but being who i am decide to watch it realk fast. I put my head phones on and plug it into the computer. Then clicked start right were he left off and all I hear is "YES~ YES~ YES~" and the sound didnt come from my headphones.... I pause it and look at my bro.. he tells me the only thing I didnt expect "...I knew it." and goes and plays again. And for the rest of the night his friends kept trying to look at my computer hope-ing for something~
That was a terrible night~

Oh dear...its comforting to hear everyone else's embarrassing stories.
I think my stepdad was too oblivious to know what was going on earlier, lmao Thank God

your stories sound hot.

Ahahahahahaha! Just realized somebody liked my post saying that I don't walk around nude. Whaaaaaaat a confidence boost. Lawlz

Perhaps it's just some conservative prude.

You have to be careful around them- they act savage- but they're actually quite timid and fragile creatures.

Hm, well this one is the most awkward in knowing that I was busted. I was totally watching/masturbating to a porn tape after school one day. I had just finished when I heard a car door. I looked out the window to see that my mom had come home early from work. So I quickly put my pants back on. Problem was I didn't have the time to put the tape away so I just turned off the VCR, but in my haste I ejected it before I turned it off without realizing. Went to my room and thought I was scott free until I came back and saw the tap sitting right there in the VCR player. I knew she had to have seen it because it was right next to the TV when she was watching and gave me an awkward look when I walked in.

Odd thing is my mother would be the first one to freak out and start lecturing me, so she either composed for once in her life or thought my dad left it in there, but I'm more than certain she knew I was the one that had it out.

Other than that, I'm almost positive my mother caught me masturbating when I was having phone sex with my girlfriend at the time, but not positive. Retrospect it wasn't a good idea to have phone sex with parents around and walls as thin as they are in this house. >.>

Your avatar made me feel like I was reading a kid's story about masturbating. I feel dirty.

One day I was fapping to some porn my dad walking my room and sees me with my pants down. yeah weird.

And then he promptly drops his pants, grabs his dong, looks you in the eye and says: "RACE YA TO THE FINISH!"

I was getting a lap dance from this chick in my mom's room. I got a hard-on and she walked in. Luckily, she didn't see my erection (I laid myself face down in the nick of time).

My mom caught me fapping when I was 8 or 9. While we are on the subject, I was watching porn when I was 4. I remember the scene's music of choice was La Bamba.