Scary awkward situations

Now that I think of it, my dad once walked in on me when I was ready to start fapping, browsing porn. Ofcourse I closed it as fast as possible but he still probably saw it.
Because a few days after he suddenly wanted to get a computer and learn how to use the internet, and he was like "Hey, if you teach me to use the internet, I'll give you all these old porn magazines!" and handed me all his porn =x
It was stuff from the 70s to 90s some even as new as 2k.

Not really embarrassing, but hilarious nevertheless.

You wear sheets and never wash, I don't think anyone would listen to you.

About the only awkward situations I get into are none, because I'm never overly self-conscious about much. Other people probably think of the situations as awkward, but I just brush it off. Ｉｔ　ａｉｎ’ｔ　ｎｏ　ｔｈａｎｇ．

Well I'm sorry I'm not as comfortable with my stepdad possibly seeing me nearly nude.

@Aki-chan:
Is your stepdad a good fucker? If so, why not use him to give you a good time instead of the massager? You'll easily seduce him with walking around in your panties only. lmao

GROSS.

Why? Isn't that the topic of many doujins?

Yeah, but doesn't mean its my tastes. I like the brother/sister or cousin/cousin stories. But daughter or son/parent is just SUPER weird.
Not to mention my stepdad is an aggravating, overweight freeloader.

Woah woah woah woah. Back up, Polar Bear fucker. What the fuck're you talkin' about?

My mom caught me on this website. Luckily I wasn't looking at the main website but on the forums, but she still chewed me out for mantisprime's avatar. Its strange to be asian no?

Oh and a couple years ago, I was going to the restroom and I heard my brother being conceived on the the other side of the door.

My sister walked in on my twice and I pulled up my pants, closed the page and did a dive onto the couch lol

But the best was when my whole family was in the same room and my mom is on the computer and screams "WHAT'S THIS YOUPORN SITE?!" and I just reply "That would be a porn site mom" lol my brother thought it was great

I made fun of someone with a disorder and he was right next to me ._.
I covered it up, but damn that was awkward.
I'm going to hell

Same thing happened to me. Now I can't even touch my pc unless mom goes out.(Which is why I can post now.)

If you don't take pride in things like this, people will step all over you forever.

If your parents catch you fapping, look them in the eye and finish it like a boss.

I used to say a lot of "your mom" jokes in highschool...and a couple of times to kids who didn't have moms anymore. Whoops >__<;

On christmas eve 2010 my little brother hijacked my cellphone which I had loads of hentai images stored on and after I gave him a charlie horse and grabbed it back this was on screen......

Little fucker! and this was at a friend of my parent's house that he did this, luckily no one noticed what had transpired between my bro and I.

I was late for pe in high school once. I don't know why but the pe teacher told this dude he could go into the girls locker room for something out of her office. Of course I had stopped to text someone so there I stand nothing but my undies and bra when he waltzes right in. It took me a while to notice he was there but he was clearly happy to see i was there.

The most embarrassing part was that my underwear wasn't even cute. fml.

Haha.

Reminds me of the first time I changed in the locker rooms. Didn't realize it, but there was a huge hole right where my nutsack was.

This was brought to my attention when one of the guys towel-whipped me there as I was taking my pants off.

Fucking hell he had good aim.

It was not a pleasant sensation by any standards.

Hrmm...I had a reverse situation where I made it awkward for the other party after he made it awkward for me...which was my college roommate.

I knew that my roommate loved to fap all the time, which was fine, but it really irritated me that he would even try and do it while I was in the room, usually when he thought I was sleeping, and you cant really fall asleep when you hear shuffling noises for what seemed like forever nor can you get up and get ipods and earbuds. He tried sneaking them in by I'd usually be able to stop him if I slept with me facing his side of the room.

Mind you, the room was just a giant box, there was no separate rooms. One time coming back from class, I caught him once covering up his mid fap when he quickly closed a window and sat perfectly straight up as I was coming in.

I came to the realization that since our door was in a high traffic area part of the dorm where people walked by it, he couldn't detect when I was coming in the room until I was unlocking the door. So I'd sneak up to the door, slide my key into the lock real quiet, and then whip the door open in a really quick fashion, slamming it open and just making a ruckus. He never knew when I was coming (or when he was going to kekekeke)

I did that for a whole year. Awkward wars!

HAHA this reminds me when i used to share a room with my brother.
He asked me if i was asleep, i didn't reply as a childish joke. Then a few seconds later after he gave up asking....*fap fap fap fap fap*.
I regret being silent :(

lol, Serp you probably scarred him for life. It sounds sooo funny though. "tada, I'm backk!"