Scary awkward situations

lol yea no my girlfriends father and I were sitting at the table playing cards and she was in the shower. Well anyways we started talking and some how the conversation took a weird tun to him talking about what he does with his wife in bed. It's like what the hel ya know I dont want to know that. It was one of those things that you just don't know what to do except think happy thoughts and tell him to shut up ya know. How would you like ur dad to sit across from you and say things like that I mean come on.

Tell him what do you do to his precius little girl. He'll stop talking about his bedtime stuff. :P

lol I think he'd punch me if I did that. Either that or he'd shoot me with the 12 gauge he has in the bedroom. lol but that would of been funny to do to him.

I accidentaly walked in my cuz's roomz while she was starked naked. She kept ranting about her phone charger that a bully friend of her took so I got it back to shut her up, never knew she had a bad habit of not locking her room door even when changing. After an awkward breakfast she thanked me ever so politely because I was older than her and told her to keep her assets locked up. She never looked at me as just a cuz ever since, she even asks me to tell her stalkers to leave her alone, and always asks me for treats after I come home from work. Cute very cute, dangerously cute, but damn why did it had to be my cuz...lol;

A lady should be modest, and not be naked in the house. Sorry if I said this. I'm a traditional kind of guy, although I read h-comics coming from this site.

Trust me, I am modest. And I don't see how walking around naked in an empty house is immodest, even if I did do it.
I go to clubs almost every week, and I have a way of dressing to look attractive and what not without needing to dress like the women who wear only nipple tape and knickers.


@Liger:
Ouch...sounds like you're have a bit of a inner fight with your mind and your penis, lawlz

Well, here's the only horribly embarasing moment in my life that I can think of, though I'm pretty sure there's more.

I was like 6 or 7 and I had this friend who was kind of an ass, anyways he tells me if I wanted to watch the mortal kobat movie because his brother had just got it on VHS. so me, my brother and my friend go to my home to watch the tape. we pop it in and he starts laughing. All of a sudden porn starts playing and me and my brother are mezmarized by this, since it's the first time we see this. All of a sudden the girl that my brother liked walked in, sees us watching this, then says "I'm going to tell your mom!". We didn't think she would do it, so we ignored her. 5 min. latter my mom walks in, in an out rage dashes to the VCR pops the tape out, turns the TV off, tells my friend to go home and kicks me and my brothers asses.
Thinking on it now I don't know whats worse, the fact that we were caught or the fact that it was she-male porn... and why did he have she-male porn to start with!?!?! oh well... that's my akward situation...

I don't see the problem with being nude in one's own house. It's not like you're sticking to the windows or anything. I'm nude when I feel like it in my own house, unless someone comes over or something then I bother with clothes.

So i went with my friend to here moms house because it's in a shady part of town and she didn't want to ride the bus alone so late at night. when we get there she tells me to go wait in the garage. it had a sliding door, so i opened it and sort of rolled around it and shut it in one motion. i was baked, so i didn't even look inside until i had shut the door. imagine my surprise to find three large mexican gangsters. one was wailing on a heavy bag with his back to me, and the other two were sitting on a couch. the two stood up and started moving towards me. an asskicking seemed imminent. i can see it from there point of view, some long haired white dude just walks in all of a sudden. they probably thought i was a crack head looking for shit to steal. just then, the third dude turns around, and to my great reliefe, it was my friends ex. he says'hey shag, what the hell are you doing here!' in a friendly manor, as he comes over to shake my hand. the other two looked very confused, and a great deal less frightening. everything was cool after that, but for those first few seconds...damn.

[font=Tahoma]Aki-chan wrote: "And I don't see how walking around naked in an empty house is immodest"

I probably need to do research on that part where it does not count as immodest to be naked in her/his own domain before posting. My apologies.

I would have to say when my mom walked in on me doing it with myself while looking at a hentai on my computer. well, i shut the computer too quickly, which of course made he suspicious, and she asked to see what was on the computer. reluctantly, i obliged, and she told me to delete it, so i did. and then she left the room. lucky me she didn't ask if i had any more like that on my computer.

i was holding this one girls hand and walking her home from school and my girlfriend at the time sees me and comes up to me and asks me who the girl i was walking with was i didnt know what to do so i said she was my cousin and the girl i was walking with flips out and walks away cuz she thought i was gonna ask her out or something and as i turn to see walk away all i see is a hand coming to my face my i had gotten slapped so hard that it left a mark on my face the next day school eveyone was asking me what had happen

[font=Verdana][color=green]Aww man, Aki, you are just a whole novel of embarrassing stories, aren't you? Especially that cybering one...there have been many a times in my past where I -almost- forgot to close certain pages, delete history etc etc.

I wish I had some embarrassing stories to tell..wait a minute? Hell no! I'm just glad that I DON'T have any embarrassing stories to tell.

I've been reading through most of the forums since the "white post" crash and several of your posts randomly seems to still be lingering around :o

I came into my dorm one day after a party. I was pretty drunk and my roommate was just sitting at his computer. So I just decided to plop down on my bed, and passed out a minute or two later. After some amount of time, I was awoken by a repetitive slapping noise... yeah. Turns out that my roommate had an "urge" that he decided that he had to take care of right there and then. So I wake up and glance over and see him fappping away at his computer (note: this sight would scar me forever - my roommate was heavily obese, so this was quite the disturbing sight). Being as drunk as I was (not to mention half asleep), I didn't really have the energy or willpower to do anything at that time. Very very awkward situation for me.

[font=Verdana][color=green]It's called "Being too awesome for words". I could try to explain what it means, but I'll struggle to; it's right there in the title.

But...ever since the crash, many peoples awkward moments have been deleted. Such a shame.

luckily the ones I posted while drunk last night got deleted as well :D but yeh true others were deleted :(

Sorry for the bump but this happened Wednesday while I was chatting on Skype. We were linking doujins to each other when my grandmother came in and wanted to look at something. Turns out, the site that was on screen was EX-Hentai.org. Ex-Hentai for those who don't know are the dumping grounds for the more controversial stuff from E-Hentai. Luckily there were no thumbnails showing but I remember attempting to exit before she took a look and I failed to exit but she didn't pay any mind.

Yeah amazingly the people you think are going to see stuff never do.
That, and it helps that one's elders often have poor eyesight... heh.

Pretty sure in my pre-fakku days I left some manga or a site open and fell asleep with my laptop on my bed, open.
Next morning it was closed, soooo someone must have seen it! Never got called out on it though... my guess is my parents either just thought it was typical manga or they respected my sexuality enough to let it be XD

Lucky you weren't on any gilf sites