Share your weird dreams or nightmares

This happened during having a high fever. I was lying in bed shivering between awake and asleep thinking i was gonna die when suddenly i stop shivering and from the corner of my room there is a lady covered in a black cloak floating. The only thing i could see were her lips but i could tell she was BEAUTIFUL! I wanted to kiss her so badly but somehow knew i would die if i did. She just watched me and eventually i just closed my eye's and got cold again.

I’ve had some pretty strange dreams and/or nightmares and I could list them for paragraph upon paragraph, but I’ll just tell you a few of them without filling up the entire thread.

I had a dream once where I was sitting in a moving vehicle, specifically a Smart Car, with my parents. We were driving through some stylized streets with very videogame-like baked on lighting. There were several paths pointing in different directions, so the roads were clearly European in fashion. The point of the dream is that a horde of giant, Mighty Joe Young-sized and clearly animatronic gorillas came running down one of the streets and we had to drive to avoid them.
One especially odd dream was one where I was wandering around with the X-Men and recruiting mutants for Professor X. We entered a building that looked like an abstract, futuristic fuel depot with a door not dissimilar from that of a Pokémon centre. We took a lift (elevator) down and the point of view switched to a flying cinematic one. The basement of the building was the loft of a large twilit cathedral. In the middle of the room was a giant book, toward which a clearly aroused or mesmerised naked woman was crawling. She seductively climbed into the book and I ejaculated in my bed. I also had a dream once where Starfire from the Teen Titans walked into a huge castle made of moving feet, and one where I was walking down the street with my father, stopped, said †˜see you’ to him and flew off down the road in a driving position & into a shop front, where I had a tussle on the floor with a naked person.

Thanks for reading. All four of those dreams really happened.

Had a dream I was a blade runner. Wasn't that different, felt fine running in the dream. Wasn't massively detailed or much of a scenario going on, just me, with blades instead of legs, running on a track. Standard.

I dream about having a date with my crush at a cheep bar!

I had a dream last night where a bug laid eggs inside of me and they were hatching. It was pretty gross.

My dad & I are in like a little shack & there's hay everywhere. We're under the window, keep checking out it & its super dark but we can see this evil scary old lady. If you've seen Insidious she kind of looks like that lady :0 When I first started having this dream she was far away, but now she is getting closer & closer. She's always been in my dreams, ever since I was a kid, she's just stading far away watching me.

I had two or three dreams about being scratched over and over. I don't feel it but I see these claws from everywhere running over my skin just scratching away. On one dream it was happening while I was tentacle-raped (too much hentai probably)--the tentacle part felt more weird than scary.

I usually never have nightmares, however, occasionally when I have them... :) I don't know why but when I do have them I stop breathing in real life (sometimes) and it's like I'm half awake half asleep; I can see things in my dream moving around in my room. I get frightened and sometimes I fall back asleep, sometimes I can wake up from there after struggling to move my real body... there was a time when I had a nightmare and I was able to talk and I said "help" but the words weren't loud enough to get my wife's attention. After waking up to a point where my body can move my vision turns back to normal and I can breath normally. Not sure if any of you have had this problem occur but it seems to only happen when it's daytime (morning)... :P other than that I have awesome dreams about being in my room, programming.

I watched zack from ffvii in third person fight godzilla around though I was the one clearly controlling him. Then zack became cloud, then he became zack again.
Killed godzilla with an omnislash then a banquet with no eating utensils was held. (NO EATING UTENSILS)
I was about to nom on food barehanded, but then I woke up.

Up to this day I'm still wondering what the hell I smoked that day.

"Godzilla" also looked like this by the way, though I remembered her as godzilla for some reason.

I had a dream that I was a samurai marching to battle. On the battlefield, the rest of the army and I came face-to-face with powerful, fan-wielding enemies. The fight broke out in the next instance.

Overcome with fear, I ran back and noticed some fellow soldiers deserting the cause as well. We came to a bungalow, where many deserters crowded around and clawed at one another for entry. I got on all fours, squeezed past the mob, and into the building.

Inside the bungalow, the clamor and mayhem ceased immediately. Still in my armor, I was waiting in line with a bunch of students. At the front, some teachers were handing out exams on US history. Once I got my exam, I skipped to the matching section and up came "Thomas Jefferson" as my first problem. I could feel the solution at my fingertips but couldn't pound it out of my head. I thought to myself, "I know this problem. I know it, but I can't remember the answer!" And in a panic...

I woke up.

I once had that following fucked up dream or whatever it was.

I somehow remembered the succubus episode of South Park on a website or forum about kinds of paranormal stuff.
So I wondered if singing the succubus' song backwards to banish her is nonsense or not. So I googled how to banish a succubus. Google didn't give a efficient result.
Instead it mostly showed how to summon a succubus. Even though I was not interested in summoning a succubus i read some out of curiosity. Some were actually funny.
But some were really scary.
One had even the "do at your own risk" and other warnings which got my attention.

I read those on my cellphone on my bed, at night. When I decided to sleep I became more and more nervous. Then I was afraid of getting a sleep paralysis from that nervousness more than the thought of feeling a presence. That made me even more nervous. I couldn't manage to fall asleep till about 4 or 5am.
When I fell asleep. The dream was, I looked at my computerscreen. Some TF2 map. A pyro walked in. then either there was a close up to that pyro, or I looked closely on the screen at the pyro for whatever reason. Then I got a shock I can't remember what from. Then I had a sleep paralysis. I struggled. Seconds later I hit on the matrace and my pillow or I headbutted my pillow to check if I can move again. Then I realized it was a dream! Tired i hid my hand on the matrace to check if I can move. But that was a dream too. That I woke up and got up was just a dream too. And similar things following. INCEPTION :O
It felt like minutes. Though I felt well rested all day when I actually got up.

I never wanna browse paranormal topics at night again.