Stare at Boobs for a Longer Life
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I'm not sure if this has been shared yet, but I thought it was interesting. It's pretty old, but I thought it would be fitting to share here.
Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery [a blood vessel that carries oxygenated blood away from the heart to the body.] disease.
Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.
Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.
The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.
http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html wrote...
Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery [a blood vessel that carries oxygenated blood away from the heart to the body.] disease.
Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.
Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.
The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.
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In the future, men will walk around with boners all the time and will live for over 9000 years...
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Cant say I totally believe this... Looking a breasts is just kinda meh for someone who is as de-sensitized as I...
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Cant say I totally believe this... Looking a breasts is just kinda meh for someone who is as de-sensitized as I...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAA.
What a funny and interesting fact. I'll spread it.
Now, just wondering, then gay men will die sooner?
HAHAHAHAHAHAA.
What a funny and interesting fact. I'll spread it.
Now, just wondering, then gay men will die sooner?
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I stare at breasts for longer than 10 minutes/day. I will live for over 9000 years.
Recently my Favorites have been Sygn's


Recently my Favorites have been Sygn's


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Looks like I'm living a looooooooong life, unless I'm killed in some tragic way like right before my wedding day a plane crashes into my house when I'm asleep :/
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ZeKeR wrote...
break blade is pure win... 2d prolly does not count....2D counts. If it doesn't, I will surely live a short life as 3D breasts are simply not enough.
Are you reading the manga? I've only watched the first movie GG subbed not too long ago and I liked it quite a bit. I'm just wondering if the manga is worth picking up.
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This is important research. Also, the Break Blade pics; isn't the black-haired girl, like 12? Very amusing.
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Its the sexual stimulation that does it...meaning that 2D does work, and meaning that we are all going to live for a very VERY long time.
Hell YEAH
But in that case, why not everything else? Looking at breasts istn the only way to become sexually aroused. And what about Lolicons?
Hell YEAH
But in that case, why not everything else? Looking at breasts istn the only way to become sexually aroused. And what about Lolicons?
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jmason
Curious and Wondering
I like the part of the article that says "well-endowed". I highly doubt this is the work of Germans. Sadly, Nash is not here to confirm its validity.
But if it will cover a much wider base and encompass both genders, why can't they just headline it as "Sexual Excitement Leads To A Longer Life" instead of targeting just a pair of boobs?
Slightly biased research :3
But if it will cover a much wider base and encompass both genders, why can't they just headline it as "Sexual Excitement Leads To A Longer Life" instead of targeting just a pair of boobs?
Slightly biased research :3
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So does this mean that perverts in general will live longer than non-pervs? And how the hell does someone get selected to participate in these boob-staring experiments? Do they also have breast-fondling ones? I want in.
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Haha~ I find this to be kind of ironic, in that, in doing something that is generally frowned upon, one will live longer than those who refrain from doing such things that are not socially acceptable.
I can't help but wonder if it means ogling [real] womens' breasts in person only, or do 2D woman also count? Although, I doubt that looking at them online would give the same results as opposed to looking at a real woman's in person either way...
I can't help but wonder if it means ogling [real] womens' breasts in person only, or do 2D woman also count? Although, I doubt that looking at them online would give the same results as opposed to looking at a real woman's in person either way...