Stare at Boobs for a Longer Life

Kotone · 2010-08-03T05:15:59+00:00

I'm not sure if this has been shared yet, but I thought it was interesting. It's pretty old, but I thought it would be fitting to share here. http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html wrote... Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy. According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years. She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out." A five-year research on 500 men Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so. At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery [a blood vessel that carries oxygenated blood away from the heart to the body.] disease. Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health. Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy. "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes. The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

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Kurobushi

15 years ago

Another great excuse to as why you're staring at boobs intently in public, just increasing my life span is all. I just feel bad for half the guys who did the experiment for 5 years without trying to stare at boobies.....i would die.

Onigen

15 years ago

animefreak_usa wrote...

i will live forever

animefreak_usa Child of Samael

15 years ago

stare a penis , die next tues.... im a ghost bo boo booooo

Old - Jenkins

15 years ago

And so, people at F! will have longer life than usual people out there.

Try to ask girl out there
"May i see your boobs ? I want to live longer"

Nhezu

15 years ago

Old - Jenkins wrote...

Try to ask girl out there
"May i see your boobs ? I want to live longer"

That actually seems like a compelling thing to do honestly.

mesumguy

15 years ago

now I know why I'm healthier than my other friend

I'm staring a boobs too much

IXIXTacosXIXI

15 years ago

KawaiianPunch wrote...

alright cool, next time i stare into a womans cleavage i'll just tell her i'm increasing my lifespan for another 6 months.

sounds like a plan to me!

Me too

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mangaka350

15 years ago

well i better start staring at my neighbor's boobs :3

TheGlueGunThatFlies

15 years ago

i think i've found my new workout routine

tswarthog The Iconoclast

15 years ago

TheGlueGunThatFlies wrote...

i think i've found my new workout routine

This is going to put loads of gyms out of business...

Solva-tan

15 years ago

Does it have to be boobs?

It's just anything that brings up sexual desire right?

Luke Lawliet

15 years ago

Can I get a woop woop for awesome research?

gizgal

15 years ago

Luke Lawliet wrote...

Can I get a woop woop for awesome research?

Research "supposedly" published.

Silverc

15 years ago

ok lets all go to nosebleed boob section

Solva-tan

15 years ago

Silverc wrote...

ok lets all go to nosebleed boob section

Or the upload section :O

kgods

15 years ago

Silverc wrote...

ok lets all go to nosebleed boob section

To the spank tank! "runs"

Room101 Waifu Collector

15 years ago

I know know why my morning routine is so effective.

>Watch porn, stare at boobs.

>Exercise

>Fap (almost same, only more pleasurable)

>Wash

>???

>Profit.

And now, I'm feeling best in a looonnnggg while.

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