Stare at Boobs for a Longer Life

Kotone · 2010-08-03T05:15:59+00:00

I'm not sure if this has been shared yet, but I thought it was interesting. It's pretty old, but I thought it would be fitting to share here. http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html wrote... Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy. According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years. She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out." A five-year research on 500 men Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so. At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery [a blood vessel that carries oxygenated blood away from the heart to the body.] disease. Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health. Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy. "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes. The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

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Niiiiyah

15 years ago

-Looks down at boobies, poke-

Crissigarm

15 years ago

Well that settles it.
I finally have a good reason to move to a nudist colony.

mantisprime1250

15 years ago

C13R-66Y wrote...

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HAHAHAHAHAHAA.

What a funny and interesting fact. I'll spread it.

Now, just wondering, then gay men will die sooner?

I hope so. . .

gizgal

15 years ago

It's a "believed to be published" story?

I'll let that speak for itself.

b4k420

15 years ago

I'm going to die young then....Nobody will let me stare.

Mangaexpert

15 years ago

b4k420 wrote...

I'm going to die young then....Nobody will let me stare.

Welcome to the club

ShadowWorld

15 years ago

Ma'am I'm going to need to stare at your breasts this is a matter of life or death.

Space Cowboy

15 years ago

If staring at boobs gives you a longer life, what does playing with them get you? A.K.A. Get a life, you weeaboos.

animefreak_usa Child of Samael

15 years ago

Space Cowboy wrote...

If staring at boobs gives you a longer life, what does playing with them get you? A.K.A. Get a life, you weeaboos.

how is a virgin staring at tits and playing with them(yeah right virgin playing with boobies) weeboo?

PhoenixDeath

15 years ago

ShadowWorld wrote...

Ma'am I'm going to need to stare at your breasts this is a matter of life or death.

LOL

b4k420 wrote...

I'm going to die young then....Nobody will let me stare.

Wear sunglasses at the beach. That's the way Master Roshi does it.

NEXUS Since 2010

15 years ago

Sounds like a great way to be thrown in jail.

kgods

15 years ago

[font=Courier New]Binoculars and a great position make for easy access and a quick escape route. [/font]

NEXUS Since 2010

15 years ago

kgods wrote...

[font=Courier New]Binoculars and a great position make for easy access and a quick escape route. [/font]

A telescope might be even better.

kgods

15 years ago

SLAYER NEXUS wrote...

kgods wrote...

[font=Courier New]Binoculars and a great position make for easy access and a quick escape route. [/font]

A telescope might be even better.

[font=Courier New]Much easier to run with binoculars, try running with a good telescope. [/font]

NEXUS Since 2010

15 years ago

kgods wrote...

SLAYER NEXUS wrote...

kgods wrote...

[font=Courier New]Binoculars and a great position make for easy access and a quick escape route. [/font]

A telescope might be even better.

[font=Courier New]Much easier to run with binoculars, try running with a good telescope. [/font]

You could use it as a bat to beat off your pursuer.

high_time

15 years ago

I read this somewhere before, it was funny and interesting.

Lol I stared at them almost all day lol

Boobs FTW!

KawaiianPunch relic

15 years ago

alright cool, next time i stare into a womans cleavage i'll just tell her i'm increasing my lifespan for another 6 months.

sounds like a plan to me!

PembrokeWelshCorgi

15 years ago

The whole idea is to increase sexual desire. We're already on a site that helps increase sexual desire. Just read manga for at least 10 minutes daily.

Then again, staring at breasts in public also sounds good. Hell, just do both.

animefreak_usa Child of Samael

15 years ago

i realize that kids today don't know how to look at girl's fun bags without get caught, damn you daddy never teach you the fine art of boobies watching

Age

15 years ago

Best way I can think of to look at some ones boobs at close range is to make sure her face is block by some thing because if you can't see here face she can't see yours.

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