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Telling others your darkest secrets...
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Masayoshiii
Gone
We all have things to hide, and I'm sure there are things some people wouldn't even say on the internet, but here is a thread made for that sole purpose - tell people your darkest secret, and no one will judge you.
(well they will, but they're assholes/bitches)
As for me, I'll start off this thread with a short story, which also happens to be my darkest secret. Please don't read if you are easily offended / like to be judgmental:
And that's the gist of what this thread is for. I won't judge you even if you burnt a building down, that's not what this thread is about. Feedback is NOT welcome. We're just here to get our secrets off our chest, and not to be told we're bad people or monsters. Some of us might be - but we already know that, and don't need people to tell us what we already know.
So please, feel free to leave your darkest secrets here, and don't worry about judgment!
(well they will, but they're assholes/bitches)
As for me, I'll start off this thread with a short story, which also happens to be my darkest secret. Please don't read if you are easily offended / like to be judgmental:
Spoiler:
And that's the gist of what this thread is for. I won't judge you even if you burnt a building down, that's not what this thread is about. Feedback is NOT welcome. We're just here to get our secrets off our chest, and not to be told we're bad people or monsters. Some of us might be - but we already know that, and don't need people to tell us what we already know.
So please, feel free to leave your darkest secrets here, and don't worry about judgment!
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I think mine will be more controversial lol
I like Trump, I'd vote for him if I was American.
I never believed there was more then two genders, and I find myself being more conservative in the last 6 months then I ever was.
I like Trump, I'd vote for him if I was American.
I never believed there was more then two genders, and I find myself being more conservative in the last 6 months then I ever was.
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Masayoshiii
Gone
Princess Molestia wrote...
I think mine will be more controversial lolI like Trump, I'd vote for him if I was American.
I never believed there was more then two genders, and I find myself being more conservative in the last 6 months then I ever was.
No worries, no judgment will be made here - just secrets and places to put them.
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Masayoshiii
Gone
Spikedpikes wrote...
I once stabbed a cockroach to death with a hot needle.Good job, I would surely do the same ^_^.
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Masayoshiii
Gone
animefreak_usa wrote...
You don't wanna know where the bodies are buried, son....maybe not. That'd be a bit much, even for me.
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El ORLY
*PokerFace*
I fucked an orange once when I was still a lad.
I have no regrets.
Ok, maybe this isn't my darkest secret...
I have no regrets.
Ok, maybe this isn't my darkest secret...
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
I used to masturbate with a male friend as a kid. To clarify, we didn't toss each other off just did it together. He was the one that introduced me to the concept of masturbation and had the occasional session, mostly whenever we found porn books our parents owned. It progressed to more daring places like a sofa in his back garden that was going to be thrown away and in the car while his mum was at Tesco. Can't remember how old I was but I was too young to blow wads so orgasms conveniently had no cleanup (was interesting blowing my first wad though).
His mum caught us a couple of times. She was disapproving of it and sent me home each time, though as far as I know she never told anyone. I fancied his mum a lot and was genuinely disappointed when she got remarried.
His mum caught us a couple of times. She was disapproving of it and sent me home each time, though as far as I know she never told anyone. I fancied his mum a lot and was genuinely disappointed when she got remarried.
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I go out with girls I know I won't like in order to sabotage myself. This is all due to my overwhelming self-loathing and depression.
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Likhos01
Monster Girl Lover
Oh yeah, I flirted with a girl without knowing she was a cousin of mine.
Awkward.
Awkward.
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Cat-ness
NekoMancer
bongzilla wrote...
Not sure how dark this secret is, but there's plenty of shame attached to it all the same...Spoiler:
You where in a no win situation and no matter how you handled it someone was going to get hurt. No matter the outcome you would have been the vilified party, and at least it was resolved without you in the registry.
My last relationship at collage I kind of spaced and forgot about the integration program they had for high school students. I ended up in a relationship with one of my classmates, but as soon as I found out she was underage. We talked and stepped back our relationship. We still talk one a week and I'm going to her Wedding next month.
Likhos01 wrote...
Oh yeah, I flirted with a girl without knowing she was a cousin of mine.Awkward.
Could be worse I'm in love with my second cousin and their is a bit of an age gap.
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Cat-ness wrote...
Could be worse I'm in love with my second cousin and their is a bit of an age gap.My cousin is 7 years younger than I am, so even though she's legal, there'd be no way for that to work out even if we did have feelings for each other... that being said - it's still incest if you fuck your cousin, I don't care what anime teaches you these days.
And shortly after she turned 18, we did come dangerously close.
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Cat-ness
NekoMancer
Spikedpikes wrote...
Cat-ness wrote...
Could be worse I'm in love with my second cousin and their is a bit of an age gap.My cousin is 7 years younger than I am, so even though she's legal, there'd be no way for that to work out even if we did have feelings for each other... that being said - it's still incest if you fuck your cousin, I don't care what anime teaches you these days.
And shortly after she turned 18, we did come dangerously close.
Their is no law against marrying your second cousin, and in 26 states you can marry your first cousin.
I don't plan on pursuing a relationship, I'd rather not be disinherited.
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Cat-ness wrote...
Their is no law against marrying your second cousin, and in 26 states you can marry your first cousin. I don't plan on pursuing a relationship, I'd rather not be disinherited.
It's not necessarily about the laws - I personally believe that so long as you're family, it's incest.
Granted, not all incest is bad, but there's a lot of terrible social repercussions to deal with that I really just can't.
So, it's better to stay away from your cousins, regardless of the law, because of the impact it'll have on your life.
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echoeagle3
Oppai Overlord
probably some of my most embarrassing secrets (that im willing to share here) are one time when I fapped in the middle of a bookstore. And then I have also done in the car while on a family trip. To clarify all of my family, except the driver, were all asleep and if anyone noticed they didnt say anything.
oh ya, in case you didn't already assume this I was not naked either time. Both done with my clothes on.
oh ya, in case you didn't already assume this I was not naked either time. Both done with my clothes on.
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I masturbated in Walmart in the hardware section.IK fucking Walmart LOL. I can't lie the thought of being caught was a huge turn on but if someone saw me I would of wanted to die. xD I'll just never tell my family this...
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GODsHandOnEarth
(Not-so-)Grim Reaper
Well, I work for a retailer and every time we find money in the shop which some long gone customer has dropped we are obliged to hand it over to our boss so that she can enter it into the computer as lost money and put it into the safe. It's an open secret that she never does that but pockets the money and so one day, close to closing, I found 30 bucks while she was smoking and I thought "Either I pocket that money or she does and damn, those 30 bucks would look great in my pocket...". I took them and had no regrets...
(Thinking about it - this is a really lame secret...)
(Thinking about it - this is a really lame secret...)
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
GODsHandOnEarth wrote...
Well, I work for a retailer and every time we find money in the shop which some long gone customer has dropped we are obliged to hand it over to our boss so that she can enter it into the computer as lost money and put it into the safe. It's an open secret that she never does that but pockets the money and so one day, close to closing, I found 30 bucks while she was smoking and I thought "Either I pocket that money or she does and damn, those 30 bucks would look great in my pocket...". I took them and had no regrets...(Thinking about it - this is a really lame secret...)
We have a similar system only it goes straight to the the safe at the end of the day as overbanking. From time to time we just pocket it instead, or use it to buy food.
Recently bought a pack of doughnuts because the safe was £11 up somehow.