Telling others your darkest secrets...

I once found £50 in a car park that i cut though to get to work.

I think thats the same...

OT: When I was around 12 or 13 I found a way to sneak into a place where 2 boats were. I played on them and I think I broke some stuff in the process
I also went way too far on my own on a bike and got soooo lost I had to ride on the Autobahn for a couple kilometers.

Every once in a blue moon, when nothing satisfies me, I'm a furry.

Now I feel like a piece of shit - I can read practically anything and still get off, given enough time.

I can even get off looking at a chair in my kitchen (yes, I've tried)...

I've already told everyone that I'm a 29 year old virgin. So I guess the next darkest secret is that I went door-to-door asking people for money for a fake charity so I could get money to buy heroin. The statute of limitations has run out and there is no one alive to say otherwise.

Nothing wrong with being a pervert, just being a furry.

I honestly don't believe there's anything wrong with you being a furry, but I understand that the fandom is pretty much cancer in general.

Not to mention some of the extremes people go to in order to defend their tastes at times, it gets a bit out of hand.

That being said, I don't think you're one of those people - you're always free to enjoy whatever you want, so long as you're not interfering in the lives of others lol.

Lately, I've been fapping to Japanese shemale porn. I blame Boku no Pico.

I don't think that counts as a dark secret but congratulations for that!

I have a genetic immunodeficiency, basically my body doesn't produce enough antibodies and white blood cells to effectively fight off most common illnesses without a trip to the hospital. My Father works in a disease research institute, and manages to get me medication ahead of the curve that more or less allows my body to be able to produce what I need in order to survive. Anyway, due to depresses episodes (as a result of low self esteem, whole other story about that) I've once of twice completely forgone and refused to use my medication in an attempt at suicide. This all stupidly done whilst engaged and have a loving family around me, so I've always felt extremely stupid and guilty over it as well as, you know, kinda dumb for thinking I have to take my own life.

Ah, we all have ups and downs though, and I think you're better off than some for recognizing when you made mistakes ^_^.

I'm sorry about your immunodeficiency, though. That sucks, I'm not sure I'd last too long in the same situation. You're strong.

Depends on individual views on polygamy.
If she isn't aware of it, it's questionable.
If she is and allows it, then fair enough.

Oh for some reason I thought they were in their current relationship with their high school crush.

I really need to pay more attention lol

I agree, though.

I guess it counts for a dark secret if his current girlfriend doesn't know.

I touched tips with a snake in 3rd grade.

How?

That sounds... impossible?

Or did you mean its tail?

Tongues.

Sadly, it wasn't this snake:

Oh I get it now... well that doesn't sound nearly as bad as I first imagined lol

am still confused

I thought you meant dicks touched, not a literal snake.