The last lie you said

I told this one girl, I had a 10 inch penis... Its actually bigger than that(LIES, ALL LIES!!!)

I told my grandmother today I would wake up at 9am. I had not intention too.

Said that Lugo was attractive.

Everything going to get better

"I didn't turn on the computer."

"Yeah, the foods excellent." Was actually pretty bad.

"Eh I'm not sure, I forgot my keys; My roommate has his and I didn't think we'd get separated." -- when a girl I was drinking with asked me if I had a place to stay for the night.

My grandma asked me if I said grace before eating and I said yes.

i already applied for fall semester classes

It was an accident!

"I'm straight. No, actually, I'm homo."
Said that yesterday. I actually swing both ways :x

I'll wake up early

That eveything went all right for the finals.

I don't like to lie but I don't consider myself a truth saint either so what I do is the oldest trick in the book: half truths even though I prefer to call them techincal truths. The most recent example of a not so techincal truth I told someone was back in 2011 when my school exames were very mediocre (I still passed easily but the grades were somewhat weak) so, instead of telling my mom the actual grades, I told her the grade final grade. Now, I didn't really say that those numbers were what I got for the exam, I just said those numbers were what I got.

I never lie!....ok that was a lie. So that would be my last lie.

I'm not hurt. (After falling in the slippery sidewalk). :P

I told someone at work I lived someplace I didnt.

Told some guy on minecraft to build me a castle and I will __ ___ __.

That I didn't eat the last egg roll in the fridge.

Yeah, I watched your fish. (Paid a kid 10 bucks to do it, got 20.)