The sun is gonna turn me black!

When I was like 4 my mom said if i picked my nose that it would cave in. lol
Also was told that of if i made a weird face it would stay that way, I kept making a face for like an hour, I started crying when i got sore because i thought it changed until i looked in a mirror.

When I started masturbating, I though that because I masturbated so much (I thought it wasn't normal for someone to do it that much) I would do permanent damages to my johny. I only lost that fear as years went by and nothing happened. But boy, was it a frightening thought.

Also, when I was in my first few school years, my parents used to say that if I didn't behave well and did good in school, they would put me a pair of donkey ears, so everybody would laugh at me (to humiliate me). Man, that shit scared me to death. They also threatened to send me to military camps.

When I was a kid, I believed in santa claus. Lol, how fucking retarded was I?

That was close to what I thought, but for me I believed that anime characters lived somewhere else on the planet and we made some actors.

I thought toys came to life when nobody was in the room... Fuckin' Toy Story. =/

If what you just said was true then... ROFL!! :D

....Well...we can't disprove that really! (ignoring camera's.)

It's true. Many a time did I burst through my door, hoping to catch my [totally rad] stuffed dog off guard.

I was raised in a predominantly pious Catholic family. I was taught by my mom when I was 6 that if I did something wrong, Satan would steal my allowance. Then my granny said that if I didn't go to bed early I make my "guardian angels" cry. And if I studied hard and get good grades I make Jesus happy. I believed them back then.

They kept me fooled until when I got to third grade, got a nice new Religions subject, and realized my old ladies were feeding me bullshit for quite some time.

Same. I expected my toys to be playing my PS2.

Once, I bought this toy water gun, filled it with water, placed it on the floor, placed three toys[Bad guy ones] around it, stepped out of the room[Left a crack in the door, barely noticeable one], and waited for the cries of horror[From my toys]... I was quite disappointed that there wasn't any water death taking place inside my bedroom.

One time, I thought Santa existed and snow was another form of cold sugar.

I was black once.

That is all.

As a kid, I was living in that old farmhouse. Right next to my room was a storage room, it was pitch black in there. No windows. No lights.

I always thought there were monsters lurking there...

Around 10-11 I was quite afraid of penis's when I saw my first adult one on the internet. I had a warped idea of what a penis looked like, because I grew up with my mom's friend's son (he was a year younger than me) One time we played "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" and this was back when we were like 7-8. So of course he hadn't hit puberty yet, and so forth. It was sticking up and at that age I figured because it was so small it couldn't weigh down - so it stood up like a spring.

When I saw my first penis online it was fucking huge and still sticking up. So I was horrified and confused for a good several months.

When I was a kid, I used to do the Kame Hame Ha!!!

and my other friend would be spamming Krilin's forehead sunlight skill.

Me too... Naive indeed.

I thought he was going to get killed. =/