The sun is gonna turn me black!
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Brittany
Director of Production
Oh, when I was really young. The first time my lips got dry and I could peel off a bit of dead skin - I came out of my room crying because I thought my lips were falling off.
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Well, I'll say this, I used to watch pokemon all the time as a kid. The psychic pokemon bent spoons with their minds, so I would grabs spoons and try to bend them while at lunch in elementary school.
Lol silly me.
Lol silly me.
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When I was 7 years old, my friend introduced me to porn.
"Why are they drinking that white stuff?"
"Well DUH, they get pregnant in their bellies, how else are they supposed to have a baby?"
"Why are they drinking that white stuff?"
"Well DUH, they get pregnant in their bellies, how else are they supposed to have a baby?"
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Kuroneko1/2 wrote...
When I started masturbating, I though that because I masturbated so much (I thought it wasn't normal for someone to do it that much) I would do permanent damages to my johny. You know johnny is slang for condom, right? I now have this horrible image of someone using a condom to fap, reusing it every single time, and being terrified of doing permanent damage to it.
Sisami wrote...
I thought toys came to life when nobody was in the room... Fuckin' Toy Story. =/My toys used to scare the shit out of me when I was little. I was OK during the day, but when I was in bed at night, I'd avoid looking at them in case they pulled a strange expression back at me. I considered throwing them away but then realised how terrified I'd be if they reappeared in my room that night.
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My mom said if i masturbated my dick would fall off... I didn't know what masturbating was, but i was constantly afraid that i would do something and it would fall off... After I learned what masturbating was, like 1 year after i started, i was like.... Still there...
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Teclo wrote...
Kuroneko1/2 wrote...
When I started masturbating, I though that because I masturbated so much (I thought it wasn't normal for someone to do it that much) I would do permanent damages to my johny. You know johnny is slang for condom, right? I now have this horrible image of someone using a condom to fap, reusing it every single time, and being terrified of doing permanent damage to it.
Sisami wrote...
I thought toys came to life when nobody was in the room... Fuckin' Toy Story. =/My toys used to scare the shit out of me when I was little. I was OK during the day, but when I was in bed at night, I'd avoid looking at them in case they pulled a strange expression back at me. I considered throwing them away but then realised how terrified I'd be if they reappeared in my room that night.
Why would you buy toys that terrify you?
I had this deck of cards and I always wondered if they came to life at night as well... I was like "... What would they do?!". That, of course, was followed by many hours of thinking and half an hour of coloring[I stayed inside the lines, motherfuckers!].
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Teclo wrote...
Kuroneko1/2 wrote...
When I started masturbating, I though that because I masturbated so much (I thought it wasn't normal for someone to do it that much) I would do permanent damages to my johny. You know johnny is slang for condom, right? I now have this horrible image of someone using a condom to fap, reusing it every single time, and being terrified of doing permanent damage to it.
Replace 'johny' with 'dick' and everything's solved.
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Kiss-Shot wrote...
Now as we all know, kids are pretty damn stupid, and we were once all kids and believed in something stupid, time to share!When I was a kid I was scared that if I stood outside in the sun for too long i'd turn black, forever! For some reason I didn't like black people when I was a kid, so was equally petrified of becoming one, I was a racist child :P
So do tell your childhood belief storys!
Were your parents in the KKK?
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when I was young I thought that a monster came out of the toilet after you flushed ( I think my bigger bro told me that) so every time after going to the restroom I would open the door, flush then run as fast as I can out of the bathroom and lock myself in my bedroom.
I am now a very fast runner.
I am now a very fast runner.
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Brittany
Director of Production
Speaking of things you were scared of when you were a child. I used to watch my brother play video games on the PS1 and he played Resident Evil a lot. I think it was Resident Evil 2 I saw Licker's jump from the ceiling. I had this absolute fear of them when I saw them. For months I was terrified of going into a room where they had that drop ceiling. (The squares you could push up on) or if a ceiling looked kind of dingy (like a public restroom).
After I had finally gotten over that fear, my brother was kind of enough to show me a scene of Licker's jumping from a mirror.
After I had finally gotten over that fear, my brother was kind of enough to show me a scene of Licker's jumping from a mirror.
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Ziggy wrote...
Spoiler:
Its almost the same way with me when I was younger. The only game I have ever played that has actually scared me was RE2, and for the longest time I always thought there was going to be some zombie behind a door or Id look through a crack in my closet door and I would see nothing but an eye.
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Sisami wrote...
Akaoni21 wrote...
Sisami wrote...
I thought toys came to life when nobody was in the room... Fuckin' Toy Story. =/If what you just said was true then... ROFL!! :D
It's true. Many a time did I burst through my door, hoping to catch my [totally rad] stuffed dog off guard.
I still think toys come to life when nobody is in the room.
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razama wrote...
Sisami wrote...
Akaoni21 wrote...
Sisami wrote...
I thought toys came to life when nobody was in the room... Fuckin' Toy Story. =/If what you just said was true then... ROFL!! :D
It's true. Many a time did I burst through my door, hoping to catch my [totally rad] stuffed dog off guard.
I still think toys come to life when nobody is in the room.
I'm gonna' take a wild guess... You collect figures, don't you?
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My mother told me a panther had escaped from the zoo and was roaming around our neighborhood when i was young. presumably to encourage me to come home from the park before dark.
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My sister had told me that there were little men in the big mirror in the bathroom that would take pictures of me naked when I got out of the shower so I had to be sure I put my towel on before I got out. She also told me that whenever I went to the bathroom it had to be quick, because otherwise the little fishmen with tridents would come up from the pipes and stab my butt.
I was convinced that there were little babies inside every street light and that's what made the colors change.
There's a carpet factory nearby my house except when I was little I read it as the car pet factory. I thought that you drove your car into it, like through a car wash, and the factory would mold your car into the shape of any pet you wanted. So, when you came out, your car could look like a giant metal kitty.
And then I fucked Kenjugs.
^ Thanks for that, random abusive mod.
I was convinced that there were little babies inside every street light and that's what made the colors change.
There's a carpet factory nearby my house except when I was little I read it as the car pet factory. I thought that you drove your car into it, like through a car wash, and the factory would mold your car into the shape of any pet you wanted. So, when you came out, your car could look like a giant metal kitty.
And then I fucked Kenjugs.
^ Thanks for that, random abusive mod.
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LostQuartet wrote...
My sister had told me that there were little men in the big mirror in the bathroom that would take pictures of me naked when I got out of the shower so I had to be sure I put my towel on before I got out. She also told me that whenever I went to the bathroom it had to be quick, because otherwise the little fishmen with tridents would come up from the pipes and stab my butt. I was convinced that there were little babies inside every street light and that's what made the colors change.
There's a carpet factory nearby my house except when I was little I read it as the car pet factory. I thought that you drove your car into it, like through a car wash, and the factory would mold your car into the shape of any pet you wanted. So, when you came out, your car could look like a giant metal kitty.
And then I fucked Kenjugs.
^ Thanks for that, random abusive mod.
At least I know SOMEBODY loves me.