The sun is gonna turn me black!

Nope, just watched Toy Story too many times as a little kid.

SUM 1 INFORMED ME THAT THIS THREAD IS RACIST

I think when I was 6?, I thought the carebears were real and wished theyd visit me in the kitchen so that I can slice them open with a knife and see whats inside of them.

I also believed that policemen would come to our house and send me to jail, my grandmother always threatened me that they will coz I shoplift toys at malls, same age.

If a carebear acctually visits you in the kitchen make sure to take a pic of its inners and post on fakku.

when i was 8, my mom told me that if i eat too many chicken wings I'll sprout wings on my back.

Zach, I am still actually curious whats inside the carebears... I mean do they have organs or its full of goodies like sugar, spice and everything nice.

Too bad, it might be animal cruelty if I do that now and I could go to jail

^Say it was selfdefence

Yes, against these...

Awww so cute.

Black men love the movie Scarface /end_sterotype

Back on topic....

I remember when I was little my sister told me that you get pregnant by sleeping with a boy. I remember falling alseep on the couch with my brother and for serval days afterwards I worried I might be pregnant.

Long, MAYBE! Wait, oh god now you made me remember they made an anime version of the powerpuff girls. I still havent seen it yet but... but off topic so

My mom told me if I kept fappin' I would go blind. After, eight laser surgeries and two cataract operations; I keep fappin'.

Lucky bastard.

That might have been the most horrible thing I've ever seen. The ONLY reason to watch it is for the lulz. And thats because its so bad its funny.

Lol I remember hearing that if you say "Lucky Charms" 3 times in the mirror, a leprechaun would appear at night, stab you in your sleep and eat your Lucky Charms cereal lol.
I kid you not, lol

The dude that made that shit up must've been awesome...

P.S.: In Russia, the cereal pours milk on you.

I remember thinking as a kid that the moon made the weather cold. I embarrassed myself when I said it out loud in class one day.

In Soviet Russia balls kick you

When I was a kid like about 7 years old I loved bush, now I don't care for it.

When I was a kid I wouldn't eat tablet (the candy) because I thought it was medicine.