The WORST time to cum?
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I say when ever u cum before yur girlfriend is the worst time, i love to please.
Just seeing that look on her face gets me off.
Just seeing that look on her face gets me off.
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Nashrakh
Little White Butterflies Staff
DeviHyuga wrote...
I say when ever u cum before yur girlfriend is the worst time, i love to please.Just seeing that look on her face gets me off.
Nice guys finish last
=> girls don't like nice guys
=> you have to finish first in order to be a not nice guy
=> girl likes AND dislikes you at the same time
It's like dividing by zero, really... o_O
Also, worst time to cum is at the dinner table. Bon appetit!
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Nashrakh wrote...
DeviHyuga wrote...
I say when ever u cum before yur girlfriend is the worst time, i love to please.Just seeing that look on her face gets me off.
Nice guys finish last
=> girls don't like nice guys
=> you have to finish first in order to be a not nice guy
=> girl likes AND dislikes you at the same time
It's like dividing by zero, really... o_O
Also, worst time to cum is at the dinner table. Bon appetit!
I didn't know food could be so good that it makes you cum.
Actually, I'd be pleased if someone did that while they ate my cooking because it means that my food is DAMN GOOD (as long as they didn't have their pants off...)
I'd say that the worst time to cum is when you have to stand up in front of a lot of people.
Unless they asked you to cum in your pants.
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The worst time is definitely when that goddamn hot teacher of your closes the room and tells in that goddam sexy voice 'Ok, what about some... extra classes'
No, it didn't happen.
No, it didn't happen.
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right when your parents get in your room without permission and you shoot your load in their face.
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when your friends come over and your just about to cum,still have to clean up the mess and then have to come up with an excuse as to why it took so long to answer the door.
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KI00 wrote...
Nashrakh wrote...
[quote="DeviHyuga"]I say when ever u cum before yur girlfriend is the worst time, i love to please.Just seeing that look on her face gets me off.
Nice guys finish last
=> girls don't like nice guys
=> you have to finish first in order to be a not nice guy
=> girl likes AND dislikes you at the same time
It's like dividing by zero, really... o_O
Also, worst time to cum is at the dinner table. Bon appetit!
I didn't know food could be so good that it makes you cum.
Actually, I'd be pleased if someone did that while they ate my cooking because it means that my food is DAMN GOOD (as long as they didn't have their pants off...)
What are we having for breakfast?
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Yamazaki Rojin wrote...
When the girl say "Don't stop"I know it is hard, but cumming does not mean you have to stop
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girl you are courting knocks on the door you cum as you pull your Jeans and underwear up she enters you make it just in time you go to watch the film you feel the horrible dampness in your pants it's sticky and uncomftable she turns on the dvd player you realise it was the porn you were watching and so you quickly open it before it plays and *accidently* break it leading to the only film left to watch is one that she loves it's sex in the city a single tear falls from your face onto your crotch she notices it looks down and seems the heavy damp stain you stand up and say something like "i'll go change" and every time you put on a new pair of underwear you cum all over again so you decide fuck it you only wear jeans you walk downstairs you joke about the whole thing you watch the movie and then she has fallen asleep on your lap you're fly is undone
Then you cum and she wakes up looking at you disgusted. That would be the worst time to cum
Then you cum and she wakes up looking at you disgusted. That would be the worst time to cum
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while having sex and you hear a dog bark and that bark spooks you and you cum.
that would be bad.
Or, having sex an you hear her scream some other guys name and at that exact moment you cum. that too would be a terrible time to cum.
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That, made me laugh hard. + rep for u.
that would be bad.
Or, having sex an you hear her scream some other guys name and at that exact moment you cum. that too would be a terrible time to cum.
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razama wrote...
While watching a rerun of the show "roseanne"That, made me laugh hard. + rep for u.
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When you're asleep and you don't realize it when you wake up. Then you go take a piss and it's shooting all over the place like a sprinkler.
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jenslyn wrote...
You spent WAY to much time thinking that through...MAYBE IT'S FROM PERSONAL EXPIRENCE! heh
anywho
worst time to cum would be in 1940 you're fighting with the Russians and they are raping the womenfolk of Germany (even though they didn't really get into Germany yet like at all) he shoots here with a silenced pistol... and offers you a go you don't realise she is dead... Just as you notice she has got cold you cum
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Hazah wrote...
worst time to cum would be in 1940 you're fighting with the Russians and they are raping the womenfolk of Germany (even though they didn't really get into Germany yet like at all) he shoots here with a silenced pistol... and offers you a go you don't realise she is dead... Just as you notice she has got cold you cumsooo... it is bad because she is cold? just do it faster then and create more friction ;)
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When you're dying you're family are all around you. You see your son your wife everyone is crying and your last act is to cum all over them
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Kiplerr wrote...
When you're asleep and you don't realize it when you wake up. Then you go take a piss and it's shooting all over the place like a sprinkler.Thats pretty amazing, fukken luld.
Or, having your alarm go off and you jizz in your pants.
