The WORST time to cum?
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Kiplerr wrote...
When you're asleep and you don't realize it when you wake up. Then you go take a piss and it's shooting all over the place like a sprinkler.I don't get the sprinkler thing when ever I pee after it's just the same.
My worst time to cum was once I woke up in the middle of the wet dream and managed to hold it in till I got to the bathroom, but I didn't get to the tiolet in time so I clamped the end of my dick and the pressure was agonizing.
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jenslyn wrote...
smashspite wrote...
Kiplerr wrote...
When you're asleep and you don't realize it when you wake up. Then you go take a piss and it's shooting all over the place like a sprinkler.Thats pretty amazing, fukken luld.
Or, having your alarm go off and you jizz in your pants.
like this?
Exactly this, the list just keeps going lol XD.
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Age wrote...
Kiplerr wrote...
When you're asleep and you don't realize it when you wake up. Then you go take a piss and it's shooting all over the place like a sprinkler.I don't get the sprinkler thing when ever I pee after it's just the same.
Watch Me, Myself and Irene. About an hour and 16 minutes into it and you'll understand.
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Kiplerr wrote...
Age wrote...
Kiplerr wrote...
When you're asleep and you don't realize it when you wake up. Then you go take a piss and it's shooting all over the place like a sprinkler.I don't get the sprinkler thing when ever I pee after it's just the same.
Watch Me, Myself and Irene. About an hour and 16 minutes into it and you'll understand.
Yea, I know what it is I ment it just doesn't happing to me I piss normaly no matter how baddly beating
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Um... when you finally sober up and find out that's not a woman with very long hair you're in bed with...
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Here's a few:
1. Family reunions
2. During a eulogy
3. On an Elevator
4. On rides at Six Flags
5. At the zoo, it already smells...
1. Family reunions
2. During a eulogy
3. On an Elevator
4. On rides at Six Flags
5. At the zoo, it already smells...
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shinji_ikari
Mustn't Run Away...
ya i was playing trauma center while my g/f was preforming oral on me T_T..i killed my patient !!
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shinji_ikari wrote...
ya i was playing trauma center while my g/f was preforming oral on me T_T..i killed my patient !!BAHAHAHAHHAA wow. Nice.
This is why real doctors don't have people doing that in the ER. ;)
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Right before she says "Honey could you pass me the yeast infection cream".
Welcome to the gift that you can re-gift but can never get rid of!
Welcome to the gift that you can re-gift but can never get rid of!
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Nobodie wrote...
Right before she says "Honey could you pass me the yeast infection cream".Welcome to the gift that you can re-gift but can never get rid of!
Pretty sure those are curable.
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gizgal wrote...
Nobodie wrote...
Right before she says "Honey could you pass me the yeast infection cream".Welcome to the gift that you can re-gift but can never get rid of!
Pretty sure those are curable.
Ah I know there is one thing there that the girl can get cured of, but the guy can't for some reason, and if he does it with anyone else he can spread it. I cant remember the specific name, but still when your girlfriend asks for ANY vaginal ointment besides lube, its a bad time to be in that place with your dick.
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worst time ? when you get laid ?
sure ..
when you cheating and your real girlfriend found you out while having sex with your cheat partner .. especially at orgasm scene
what a kick on the ball
sure ..
when you cheating and your real girlfriend found you out while having sex with your cheat partner .. especially at orgasm scene
what a kick on the ball
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Old - Jenkins wrote...
worst time ? when you get laid ? sure ..
when you cheating and your real girlfriend found you out while having sex with your cheat partner .. especially at orgasm scene
what a kick on the ball
d..di.did this happen IRL? * FUUUUUUK! *
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JuniorAfro wrote...
d..di.did this happen IRL? * FUUUUUUK! *
This is just in case scenario, bro ...
Mob_Barley wrote...
This thread is mainly for fun and humour. SmileOP said it it by himself ^
but not denying the fact that it can happen IRL ... just imagine the lulz
