Things About Porn That Annoy You

What annoys me about porn? Oh, let me count the ways...

overuse of money shots
fake boobs
fake moaning and orgasms (oh come on, I can fake moaning soooo much better than most porn stars)
fake tans
fake everything, feh.

The dicks are real at least =P....oh wait, not always never mind

My bad, i thought when people talk about "Porn" And "Hentai" its two different things

But I don't see that in Porn... its just to people fucking
like you say Cormac, no point reading hentai manga if the story is shit and characters are as plain as bread...

Oh the magic of the strap-ons ;D

I just hate it when I'm watching a hentai, and suddenly, huge amounts of blood flow from the woman's vagina, (which is, of course, their sad attempt at showing what it looks like when a girl's hymen is broken), and a few seconds later, all that blood magically disappears.

First of all, the usual amount of blood that comes from breaking a girl's hymen is greatly exaggerated, (and it doesn't even happen to some girls, like myself), and secondly, blood doesn't magically disappear as soon as you start having sex. Turns me off/distracts me every time.

eehhhh how fake it is. Story lines are horrible. Sometimes the guy is so fucking ugly it makes you wonder how a 3 could do a 10. I'll never have sex with somebody as hot as that.

Money shots and the girl faking orgasm, "FUCK ME HARDER" ...Yeah ok.

This, and when they say "oh yea fuck me fuck me fuck me, yea fuck me harder." type of thing really bugs me, implants cause i hate how theyre fake, and when the girl gets cummed on and doesnt like it.

Real porn, I usually stick to lesbian or solo girl, hate the sight of cocks and balls and male ass.

Hentai, huge amounts of bodily fluids annoy me. Nothing wrong with a bit on the tits or dribbling down the leg, but all over? C'mon...

annoying music that supposed to set a tone or something.

In general, I hate Porn without some type of story. To me, in a lot of real porn that I have watched, they mostly do all the same "your hot, lets fuck" type of ordeal, whereas, in a lot of hentai porn that I have seen, they give me at least some sort of background story to it, no matter how big or how small the story is. To me, it feels like it gives something to care about when fapping to a certain doujin or a certain hentai.

Was just gonna pop in and ask; is this a srs answer? And how many of you think that this is true? I'm actually scared what your answers might be, cuz I've seen that some stupid fucks here believe that fucking in the "cowgirl position" and "pulling out early" are almost safe ways to avoid pregnancy.

If you do believe that, you got some messed up understanding of how the world works and should sue your school for poor sexual education. Believe me, they're better ways to avoid pregnancy than pulling out, they just do it in porno cuz they believe you want to (and I guess many might) see the cum for yourself.

Also, on the matter of the thread; too much obvious fake moaning sucks.

in general i hate the sounds in porn, cause if there's music in it its generally cheesy and just breaks my focus on what's happening and the sounds a woman makes while moaning in most cases if you listen hard enough you'll recongnize the moans from another video or work

i dont like fake moanings and those porns you watch where the girl just takes it...and your watching it thinking ...bitch has had waaaaaay to much dick.

You're not alone! This is the one thing about hentai that annoys me the most. >.>

Sometimes, I also wish that the guys in hentai moan louder. XD

I dont like it when its not fappable

I have to agree what most of you saying. I truly like my Hentai with a good story line in it. I had came across a hentai that the story line had sucked.

Simple, reasonable and to the point. Kudos.

Lots of people have stated that they don't like the fake moaning. Does that mean they also hate Hentai. I mean all porn has fake sound effects.

The girls. They always gotta bring the slutty looking ones. Also, the plot is just ridiculous.