Things About Porn That Annoy You

That's absolutely stupid and way too common. That's why homemade porn is usually better ( hence more "realistic").-I guess some actors are just really bad actors.

I actually have a really bad time finding porn I like, It's hard to find something which actually is good without looking forced, fake or plain stupid. Also, since I'm a noob at searching for it, I find myself in re-directed sites and whatnot most of the times.

fakku serves my purpose (and I don't watch rl porn that much.)

Because things you take as gross/disgusting in Real Life looks very tempting in Hentai.
Beside, mostly (if not all) porn are fake, not counting with a lot of swearing ... I didn't really like it.

Stopped watching porn in time i know Hentai.
and i didn't have any intention to be back.

The lack of imagination when it comes to dirty talk. "Oh fuck me! Harder! HARDER!"

O! Where art thou, ye great poets of the porno?

Some do.. You grow to be more open to it as "cartoons" instead of real people doing it; subconsciously, you have the idea that it's not so "real".
Some things are meant to be viewed in hentai. I believe if someone tried to re-enact it as rl porn, it would suck.




Exactly, that annoys me to the point of actually becoming a turn off. But that also happens on hentai/doujins,sometimes.


I also find the differences between male-directioned porn and female-directioned porn to be quite amusing. The text, the shots, even the actors.

Out of curiosity what is the difference between male-directioned porn and female-directioned porn?

Porn which is made for a male audience is usually rougher- just sex with no context, no story. Usually the language used is also very direct and harsh;the classic " fuck me hard, oh I'm coming, I want to come all over your blablabla, i want your bla inside my bla". It's basically more "hardcore", showing off the act itself as something vulgar, and with no feelings attached ( other than the ones directly associated to sexual drive and carnal desire).


Female-directioned porn ( it's usually hard to find, since there isn't much around... only a few directors do it) is softer, usually has a plot, in which the characters have feelings for eachother, or act like there's an emotional connection or at least a rational understanding between both.
There is a concearn in not just showing the sex act but to actually get the viewer in the mood for it, in foreplay or flirting.

Visually, the shots can also be filmed differently. There are some which you may consider " classic" (as in vulgar) when it comes to male-directioned porn, but in female-directioned, there's a concearn with the shooting plans so that they don't look so "trashy", and actually looking like a romance movie, so that women can relate easier to them.

This was actually started by one director, who now owns a company which works mainly on this, because she wanted to call out women's attention, since many thought porn was just trashy and unaceptable. (I found it funny that the company took a group of housewifes and did an experiment, showing them the two types of porn and watching their reaction. When watching the male-directioned porn they were grossed out, but they got really receptive to the idea when they saw the female-directioned...)

o: Well that certainly does sound better than what I've seen so far. One of the main reasons I like hentai so much is because I'm grossed out so much by porn.

Could you give me some examples?

Personally, I also get grossed out by most of the porn around. It's really hard to find something good at your criteria, but i must warn you that also happens when it comes to female-dir. porn. Another thing is that, since it is a growing business, most of the movies can only be bought or "rented" ( pay per minute system).
I haven't seen female-directed porn in a while, so I don't have links I can give you right now, I'm sorry : x

When doing a quick search, you'll probably find
this page, and it can be a good start for you to at least read a bit about it.
But the links around there only take you to places where you, as I already said, will have to pay for it.

I'll browse a bit more and get back to you if I do find something worth it, yesh?

HATE!!!!

i hate endless penetration close ups. i get it, his wee wee is REALY in her hoo hoo!

camera angles that show only the dudes assholle and nuts.

scenes with two women who are so insecure that their moans gradualy turn into forced screams in a futile attempt to out do each other.

bad boob jobs(doctors who fuck them up should be shot in the street, IMHO)

most all of the 'dity talk'. espescialy when they go on and on and won't just shut up and fuck.

more to come...

It sounds like you all watch really bad porn...

Surprise rape......really pisses me off!!
also so much focus on blow jobs, why not more focus on eating a girl out!?
I mean a blowjob is okay but I want to see more of a girl not a cock.

Thanks a lot! I'll wait for it then. =P

Porn With Stories... When does porn ever need a story?

Always. If I don't care about the characters, I don't care about the sex. And If I don't care about the sex, then I don't enjoy it as much. Anyone can draw, or record, two people screwing. It takes true skill to craft a interesting story to lead up to thous events.

Exactement. And the majority of the doujins you find ( at least the most interesting ones) have a story behind them, even if a small one.

when they close up and all you can see is the guy ass and balls
when they play hardcore music in the background
when the camera guy talks in the background
That's all i got

The people in the movie. I don't watch that kind of porn.

Yes, it's the sole reason I am here.

lol

Porn in general annoys me.

Wish my body didn't have these ridiculous needs.

Aside from that, I actually am pretty satisfied with the fact that I don't seem to be so addicted to porn, and for the greatest part use Fakku to garner some tasteful furry art.

Money shots, no matter what's in the porn, the cum always ends up in someone's face. Give me some fuckin variety already jeez. Of course that's exaggerating but that is the majority of what I end up running across.