Things About Porn That Annoy You

I stopped watching porn since I discovered hentai.

I hate it when the dude is huffing and panting like crazy.

Shit's creepy.

"OH YEAH. YEAH" 'hnfhhhhhhuuuuhhhhhnfhnf' YEAH YEAH YEAH"

NOISY WOMEN / MEN.

A guy panting like a fucking dog in summer and a girl whose vocabulary is limited to "OH YEAH, FUCK ME!!!" both become annoying pretty quick.

Oh yeah... And BBW.

FAT CHICKS NEED LOVIN' TOO? NO. FAT CHICKS NEED TO GTF OUTTA MY PRONZ.

THIS, MY FRIENDS, IS WHAT 3D PORN SHOULD BE.


/holding the shift key in rage.

Skinny white chicks?

Yup... And asians.

I'm pretty picky when it comes to porn, if ya couldn't tell =P

BAD ACTING.

congrats on 2000 posts =)

OT: I concur, bad acting is a total turnoff.

BAD TEETH

Oh god JAVs are full of great covers with close-mouthed smiles, but once they open up.... OH LORD BRING OUT THE BRACES

That, and probably squeaky girls, CREEPY FACE guys, and any cheesy set-up scenes.

haha but japan girls are the best. but i always see mid age man having sex with them or even GANGBANG! i wonder how they can take it.. over 9000 man!

Thanks sing.
Every time i watch a jap porn and the girls moans or scream like he raping her... my wood loses some happy juice. mute finish fapping.

i dont like seeing the guys face. i dont know if they're gonna blur something they should blur the guys face

Nothing beats the annoyance of Feminazis when it comes to porn. Sure the males enjoy their work but the women also think of it as a job. Some of the faces the men and women pull when they're screwin' are just so fuked up that I'd seriously asked to be paid a decent amount for putting on such an embarassing face :S

Talking. I usually hates it. Major turn off due. Like buzzkill.

I dont like how they swear too much, thats why i like hentai. not alot of swearing and a storyline.

The girl constantly looking at the camera.

Idk if this is because I'm a girl or what, but I cannot stand it. Stop looking at me. Shouldn't you be busy getting piston-rammed instead of looking up to make sure the camera is catching your good side?

The talking and the faking. Just shut up and stop being stupid. Which is why usually if I decide I want to watch porn I'll go for amateur stuff. I usually just read manga though so it isn't a big deal.

Basically, this.

When there is a sex scene and the artist felt like they just HAD to draw (with explicit detail) the man's asshole.

The faking and the stupid music they shove in.
Why amateur stuff is normally better.

I'm annoyed at those facials, especially exaggerated ones with those big, fake cocks that the actors have. Another one is piercings and tattoos. Those stuff looks irritating when the male pornstar licks that tattoo/piercing.