Things that Turn you off in Porn.

Simple question of all things. Ill start.

-"Dude shut the fuck up!": Basically when the cameraman wont shut his damned mouth. Has ruined many an otherwise great vid before.

-"Oooo yea baby fuck me .... ummmm ... LINE!": Generic porno moans and talk. I find it simply annoying, not sexy.

Excessively large breasts.

- Anal
- Deepthroats where the girl is gasping for air and saliva, mucus and precum is all over her face
- "Mmmmm baby fuck me hard, I want you to fuck my pussy with your big cock. Mmmm... yeahhh... oooh baby..."
- Generic moans
- Black guys with excessively large, fake dicks
- Huge fake tits
- A porno that attempts to provide a story; normally involving a (normally slutty) lonely housewife banged by some guy she doesn't know
- Pornos where the cameraman doesn't shut the fuck up

That too. The crap plot, if it's there, doesn't really bother me all that much.

Ugh dont get me started on that one. I prefer a good set of Bs than the gargantuan silicone implants that look like two basketballs shoved up in there.

"Crap plot" ... aka Gonzo? Haha, well gonzo is what I stick too (no plot, just right to the point fucking).

I absolutely agree about the annoying cameraman thing though, holy shit that is so bad sometimes. I especially hate it when the camera guy sounds like a lunatic perverted psycho as well talking to the girl like she's a kid or something, that or yelling and demanding her to do things, it's the worst.

U just reminded me why I watch more hentai than porn.

No, I think you might have misunderstood me. By crap plot, I mean "pretty much any porno plot", like the ones you usually see in what people call "Feature" porn. Yes, I do try to stick to Gonzo when it comes to porn, but unlike most others here, the lame storylines of some "feature" pornos don't really phase me all that much. Probably because I never pay any mind to plot when it comes to porn, whether it's there or not. I save story and characterization for the hentai. ;)

Gotcha. I can agree with that, the goofy plots don't really bother me at all nor do I care for them. I laugh when I know some people who think some of the goofy short gonzo plots are real.

I really hate the "Watch my wife fuck a pornstar" or "My daughter goes black" kind of crap though. You get a good scene going, but then half the time the camera is looking at this random old guy pouting. Way to ruin the entire scene, lol.

You get that in the "Girls getting fucked at a strip club by male strippers" porn videos aswell. The camera just pans around the room for reactions from her friends either cheering her on or getting fucked aswell. It's like... just focus on just one girl at a time for Christ's sake. I've got the horn, I want to beat off to this girl getting fucked. I don't want a shot of her ugly friend getting taken from behind, I want to fap to HER. Then I find myself fapping 3x as fast and my dick's sore afterwards.

first of all, music. I absolutely can not stand when they play music. Other then that I would agree with the people that can't stand all that really fake stuff. I mean I like to see that a girl is enjoying it. But it's obvious if she's faking you can tell and that is just a huge turn turn off.

Hard to focus on your post with that sig... hahaha.

But yeah I agree and it's always the same case with these kind of videos/situations, the girls are amazing and it could be an incredible scene, but completely ruined by the camerawork! Almost always the case. lol

When any of the porn actors doesn't shut up. Guys with huge fake dicks after I found out they weren't real.

This as well. Oh God, I am open to all types of music, BUT PLEASE! NO MUSIC DURING PORN! It does NOT help with a boner! This is the ONLY, and I mean THE ONLY time, I never want to hear music! DX

All of the above and:
- Long annoying foreplay which takes almost half the time it would take to just get straight to the sexual intercourse.

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[color=#9400D3]I don't watch porn any more for the flowing reasons:
*Very loud and annoying!
*Fake storyline.
*Fake sex'
*trying to make the characters appear abnormal. (long penis, large boobs, etc)
*Fake moans.
*When the character looks at the camera that is just annoying!
*Again Very loud and annoying. (muting the video would not solve anything.)
*act of rape. (Didn't see any but it is still a turn off.)
*The camera holder would not shut the fuck up!
*video taping in a very weird way. (holding the camera and swinging it around believing that it would bring thrills.)

everything listed here could be counted as a turn off as well.
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Everything you listed is everything X-Art is not. Do try to check out some of those videos. They're Grade A quality for porn. :)

I am serious...