Things that Turn you off in Porn.
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
tendallacandybar wrote...
Scat and Vore. there the two big boner killers for me.You've actually seen scat and vore real-life porn? o_O
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artcellrox wrote...
rerechan wrote...
-when a video doesn't have a single one of my favourite positionsYou must have some rare faves, because everything I come across has multiple positions in them. :P
Yeaa but... I'm not a big fan of girl on top soo if its variants of that for most of the vid, and an ounce of the positions I want to see then its not as good a watch
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
rerechan wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
rerechan wrote...
-when a video doesn't have a single one of my favourite positionsYou must have some rare faves, because everything I come across has multiple positions in them. :P
Yeaa but... I'm not a big fan of girl on top soo if its variants of that for most of the vid, and an ounce of the positions I want to see then its not as good a watch
Ahhh...and girl on top is pretty common. OK, I got ya.
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Remilia wrote...
shadow147 wrote...
when they show the guys ass over and over i mean come on this is straight porn right?Women watch porn too, silly boy.
Hairy asses are unattractive though.
well thats true
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fake stuff (breast, lips, make up, cocks, fingernails, acting, moaning ,groaning, etc)
way too long foreplay, to long in one position (girl on top being the most annoying)*highfives rerechan*
ugly/fugly guy with good looking girl ( yes yes I know it's mad for man I get it -.-')
gagging and gaping...really wtf? the man being the active part in a blow job is okay tho
most POV are annoying
real BDSM/torture are just not my thing
most porn made for women are boring in my eyes
I might come up with some more..
I guess I should stick to hentai
way too long foreplay, to long in one position (girl on top being the most annoying)*highfives rerechan*
ugly/fugly guy with good looking girl ( yes yes I know it's mad for man I get it -.-')
gagging and gaping...really wtf? the man being the active part in a blow job is okay tho
most POV are annoying
real BDSM/torture are just not my thing
most porn made for women are boring in my eyes
I might come up with some more..
I guess I should stick to hentai
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-Cameraman talking over the girls
-Douchbag getting to fuck chick
-Excessively large tits
-Paying chicks to fuck dude infront of their bf
-Douchbag getting to fuck chick
-Excessively large tits
-Paying chicks to fuck dude infront of their bf
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oh yeah how could I forget that...half an hour girl talking to camera man(oh yes it's true I'm 18 and I never don this before stuff -.-) or just standing around and undressing...booohoooring
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artcellrox wrote...
tendallacandybar wrote...
Scat and Vore. there the two big boner killers for me.You've actually seen scat and vore real-life porn? o_O
Not on purpose. T wasn't like, hmm I wonder what this is. I was fine until 5- 10 min into it, then that's when "it" took place.I have been disgusted with it ever since. I think it was more of a turn off because it was a surprise.
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I remember watching a porn-parody of Snow White.
Every so often, the camera would switch back to the seven actual dwarfs. I laughed myself flaccid.
Every so often, the camera would switch back to the seven actual dwarfs. I laughed myself flaccid.
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hmm when the girl doesn't say anything but moan during the scene. i like there to be a bit of roleplay and her talking back. silence is a bit boring
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When the blowjob scene lasts ten fucking minutes then they work on the girl for thirty seconds. WOMEN NEED LOVE TOO.
When they switch to filming the guy waaaaay to frequently.
When the girls breasts are so obviously fake they look like they were pieced together 5 minutes before with newspaper, paint and glue.
When the guy is far to vocal
When the squirts are a little too excessive and it looks like they a pissing themselves.
When they switch to filming the guy waaaaay to frequently.
When the girls breasts are so obviously fake they look like they were pieced together 5 minutes before with newspaper, paint and glue.
When the guy is far to vocal
When the squirts are a little too excessive and it looks like they a pissing themselves.
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-Vocal guys like: "Oh yeah! Such my cock! Yeah bitch *moan* *moan*"
-Fake lesbians... They are obvious and bad.
-Old guys with young girls. It's just gross.
-Excessively muscular or fat guys (why are most of these about guys? O.o)
-Camera angles in which you can see nothing but the guy's balls smacking
-C-section scars (I see this way too often in videos)
-Lack of convincing foreplay
-Fake lesbians... They are obvious and bad.
-Old guys with young girls. It's just gross.
-Excessively muscular or fat guys (why are most of these about guys? O.o)
-Camera angles in which you can see nothing but the guy's balls smacking
-C-section scars (I see this way too often in videos)
-Lack of convincing foreplay
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yurixhentai
desu
The entire concept of it is retarded.
> When they try and make some sort of story with it that quickly goes straight into fake sex that neither of them enjoy (well, the man is probably able to but the woman most likely doesn't unless she's that kind of woman)
> Disgusting men and women; the women usually have been pampered to try and reach some sort of look that will apparently appeal to viewers, by means of face-jobs, over-use of make-up and other useless body alternations
> The terrible moaning that is fake and just makes it even worse, coupled with over-use of swearing
> Just the overall fakeness of it all makes me sick
Hentai anime, doujinshi, VNs etc. are the way to go and I don't need to outline the reasons why because it should be obvious.
> When they try and make some sort of story with it that quickly goes straight into fake sex that neither of them enjoy (well, the man is probably able to but the woman most likely doesn't unless she's that kind of woman)
> Disgusting men and women; the women usually have been pampered to try and reach some sort of look that will apparently appeal to viewers, by means of face-jobs, over-use of make-up and other useless body alternations
> The terrible moaning that is fake and just makes it even worse, coupled with over-use of swearing
> Just the overall fakeness of it all makes me sick
Hentai anime, doujinshi, VNs etc. are the way to go and I don't need to outline the reasons why because it should be obvious.
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I hate it when the girls have a crazy bush (which usually ruins asian porn for me) or a pussy/asshole that's stretched out. For example:
Fake boobs or naturally huge ones. (Seen some women around here with boobs the size of small watermelons.) Another example:
Or do the same moan over and over again "ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO...." You can change your pitch and make other noises. I mean, gasp and pant a bit. The letter m is awesome. Mmm. I love dirty talk, but there is other things to say than "OH fuck."
I also dislike ass to mouth. It's just nasty to me. Especially if they start saying "How do you like the taste of your own ass?"
Old, fat men. It does it in hentai too.
Vintage porn. Not a fan, mostly because I think about how my parents probably watched this while it was still new.
BBW. End of discussion.
Lesbian porn when it's all eating her out. No use of toys or a strap on or scissoring.
I hate the really dumb stories.
Huge nipples. The kind where they cover half the breast.
When guys slap the girl with their cock. While she's trying to give him a bj. This whole ("You want it, catch it." thing)
The list goes on and on. I'm picky.
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Fake boobs or naturally huge ones. (Seen some women around here with boobs the size of small watermelons.) Another example:
Spoiler:
Or do the same moan over and over again "ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO...." You can change your pitch and make other noises. I mean, gasp and pant a bit. The letter m is awesome. Mmm. I love dirty talk, but there is other things to say than "OH fuck."
I also dislike ass to mouth. It's just nasty to me. Especially if they start saying "How do you like the taste of your own ass?"
Old, fat men. It does it in hentai too.
Vintage porn. Not a fan, mostly because I think about how my parents probably watched this while it was still new.
BBW. End of discussion.
Lesbian porn when it's all eating her out. No use of toys or a strap on or scissoring.
I hate the really dumb stories.
Huge nipples. The kind where they cover half the breast.
When guys slap the girl with their cock. While she's trying to give him a bj. This whole ("You want it, catch it." thing)
The list goes on and on. I'm picky.
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No emotional connection.
Fake/forced cries of pleasure.
Fake tans/bleached hair/overly done make-up.
Unattractive men.
And recently a Fakker showed me one video of a camera guy having panty-play with a chick...the ENTIRE time the creep kept talking. That poor girl.
"Ooooh, look at that pussy through those panties..I'm gonna rub my dick on it..ooooh yeah. You like that?"
And he sounded like a disturbed old man. Ughh.
Fake/forced cries of pleasure.
Fake tans/bleached hair/overly done make-up.
Unattractive men.
And recently a Fakker showed me one video of a camera guy having panty-play with a chick...the ENTIRE time the creep kept talking. That poor girl.
"Ooooh, look at that pussy through those panties..I'm gonna rub my dick on it..ooooh yeah. You like that?"
And he sounded like a disturbed old man. Ughh.
