Things that Turn you off in Porn.

Then I will finally go see some nice porn!

two words Nick Manning

Mostly the fakeness of it. If I'm going to fap to something fake, I'd rather read a novel than watch porn. Not to mention, after watching porn for X years, it gets too repetetive, not that doujins don't, but at least I can look forward to no face-kun and a chick losing her virginity.

I absolutely hate fake deflowering pornos. Like "saw dick off with fishing line" hate.

Am I missing something here? Since when can guys get strap on dildos substituted for their natural dicks?

PS Gangbangs, women with tattoos that cover nearly their entire bodies, women with no hair, talking cameramen, stupid cameraman that doesn't know how to get that close up or frame that shot and do his job (very frustrating), and cheesy music that plays during the sex turns me off.

non lolis....
mutilation.

Look up something called Futanaria. That's basically how it works...I think.



We're discussing PORN turn-offs here. Not hentai.

-Large Breast
-Abusive sex - Bondage sex (Only hot in hentai not in real life - since RL girls cant make the same faces as hentai girls)
-The generic moans

Pretty much all of this. The thing that'll INSTANTANEOUSLY make me stop watching though is when you get a close-up of the girl's vagina and it looks like roast beef... like, it's been fucked so many times by so many different guys that everything is just hanging out. DISGUSTING. I just can't watch that. Nobody's vagina should look like that.

The moaning stuff bothers me too, but I listen to all porn (100%) without the audio on. For some reason, hearing other people moaning kinda turns me off... not in real life! But in porn. It's just so unrealistic that it really just takes me out of it. That, and I guess I've gotten use to watching porn that way so that I can be stealthy and hear if there is anyone approaching. I've never been caught, so I guess it's worked pretty well so far.

When you're watching an anal scene, and they spread the girl's asshole out so they can show off how much it's gaping open... yuck. I don't know how anyone finds that hot. My ex tried to do that to me too after we did it, and it just felt so degrading. (That's why he's my ex...) Dudes, it isn't how AMAZINGLYBIGANDAWESOMEYOURCOCKIS(*cough*)... If you shove something in your ass, it's gonna gape a little. Get over yourselves. It's not sexy to do that.

Uhmmm... Oh yeah, when those women have huge fake fingernails. It looks awkward when you're giving a blow/handjob, sure, but then sometimes they're fingerbanging another girl... and... all I can think is: "OUCH, OUCH. STOP." How can that possibly feel good? I don't know about other people's vaginas, but mine is sensitive... don't go sticking sharp fingernails in there, thanks. The walls can get scratched and bleed... be a little considerate!

High heels in porn make me laugh too. I mean, at least take them off for the sex scenes, jeez. I always think they're gonna jab someone, plus it makes it awkward to change positions. Just take them off already! You're on your back, not on the stripper pole anymore. It's ok.

Oh yeah, and I hate when the girl's always looking in the camera. Focus on the cock!!!

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/The_Great_Black_Dick_Hoax

I once saw some "documentary style" porn and one of the porn actresses talked about how she has "pretty fake fingernails" on her left hand and short fingernails on the right hand. And thats because she uses her right hand when giving handjobs/fingering because as you said, fingernails can hurt. More of the porn actresses should do as she does too.

Still, it's kind of odd seeing uneven fingernails. They should all just clip them short and stick to only glitter and nail polish.

Sometimes it does the opposite for me.

Here's a fake penis.
http://www.youporn.com/watch/34479/freaks-of-cock-2/?from=search_full&pos=1

Was that even human? What the fuck? I don't even...

-Large fake breasts
-When they constantly look into the camera and its not a p.o.v.
-Obscenely large penises
-generic moaning
-Creepy dialogue
-Type casting
-The stupid titles
The list goes on and on for me.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17313_10-popular-porn-scenarios-that-seem-highly-implausible.html

http://www.cracked.com/article_15830_the-15-most-sexually-unappealing-porn-titles.html

Stupid enough? XD

I have sold some of those titles to people...
Thats like the only entertaining thing going on at work now.

retarded people trying not to look at the camera but in the end they stare at the camera

I'm completely stuck on Hentai. I don't even like normal porn anymore.

...I know exactly how you feel. I used to like porn, but since fakku, not anymore. I've read hentai for a while, but never really had a site with a community. I'm now addicted to plot and characters that I know... actors that are essentially prostitutes just don't cut it for me. In a way, it's almost gross.

Have I been spoiled? or has fakku simply led me to the light?