Whats the craziest thing you've ever done?

Prob going up to a woman who I knew was high on heroine AFTER she had stabbed her boyfriend several times outside their house after they had a massive argument, and no word of a lie she was about 6 foot 2 and about 3 foot wide (in other words she was a BIG bitch) anyway I just went up to her and saw that he was pissing blood out of his chest and neck, saw the "look of death" where peoples eyes cant focus on one spot for more than half a second, and so said "I think you better get a towel" and she just turned and looked at me with physco eyes and said "who the fuck are you" after that I just backed away and went back to my house.

As a side note it just goes to show how much the media lie, in the paper the next day it said the ambulance crew were very good and arrived quickly, that was bullshit, they took 45 minutes to come and kept trying to resuscitate before plugging any of the holes made by the knife used to stab him with. Even I know (with my basic military first aid) that if you push down on something that has holes in it (such as a human torso), that whatever is inside (air, water or in this case blood) is gonna come out.

A freeky experience to say the least, I feel sorry for my neighbor's as both their young daughters were watching :\ Its a fucked up world, so when people say look after and spend as much time as you can with the ones you love, listen to it.

Craziest thing I did? When I was little I had on multiple occasions brought myself too orgasm by subtly using the underside of my desk... I didn't realize what I was doing at the time and no one was the wiser thankfully.