Whats the craziest thing you've ever done?

aahahaha epic

Uh, I just snorted some Lorazepam, does that count?

[size=10]"HELPING" A TOTAL STRANGER.

Last month, I was at an isolated part of my University because of a lab work. While I was walking to my next class, a white car stopped and a middle aged looking man with round eye glasses who was rather short and wearing a business suit approached me and asked me for directions on how to exit the University because he said he was new at the University and was lost. Knowing that the University is indeed big, I started instructing him on how to find his way out only to be answered by, "How about I give you a ride to your next class and then give me the instructions on how find the way out? That will be convenient for the both of us." Seeing logic from what he proposed and because I'm too trusting (I didn't have any suspicions), I said yes.

And the moment I got in the car and slammed the door shut, I KNEW I JUST MADE A FATAL MISTAKE. From his stereos, I could hear moaning. I didn't panic though. I was somewhat laughing at myself thinking "Great. Just great. What did I just put myself into now?" The volume was pretty low so I had strain my ears just to make sure that the sounds were really what I heard them to be. And it turned out that I was right.

The man started introducing himself and we even shook hands. He started asking me questions like my name, age, my studies and stuff. I calmly answered his questions and acted like I can't hear the moaning. Despite the situation that I'm in, we carried out a civil conversation and I was still flashing smiles. When he was satisfied with my answers, we kept on driving and a silence ensued. All was going well until I noticed hand movements on his lower area. Of course I knew what he was doing! XD Thank goodness for my innate inability of panicking that I found the situation humorous. "Oh my god, Is this some kind of punishment for liking hentai too much? XD" Then the man noticing that I'm not in any way disturbed said,

"Why don't you look?"
"No, thank you."
"Have you seen one before?"
"I think so."
"So it doesn't matter. Just look."
" I can't, sir. It makes me uncomfortable."

I was tempted to jump out of the car that time but I decided to stay because there's a huge chance that I'm gonna die if do jump out because of how fast he is driving. While we were having that conversation, I remember holding in my laughter because I really find the situation so unbelievable! I thought this kind of stuff only happens in movies and now, I was in one. The universe really does love me. XD The man noticed how I was still so calm, composed, and respectful to him that he quit forcing me to look. I told myself that this man isn't really a bad person because if he is, he should have raped me by now, he's just so horny and maybe mentally deranged. If I act like this is nothing to me, maybe he'll let me go away. I kept telling that to myself and I hoped so bad that I was right.


Another silence. We kept on driving and I began to worry when he made a U turn.

"Where are we going?"
"Some place I can park. I need to finish it."
"Okay."


He parked the car and continued pleasuring himself. Maybe he got so creeped out about how I was acting on the entire situation that after he finished what he was doing he said to me,

"I'm sorry about that. I just wanted someone to see me do it."

And with that, I opened the door (which I was very thankful for because it was not locked)and left him without saying anything. I walked fast and looked back to see and memorize the car's plate number. For a second, I thought he's gonna hit me by his car and was relieved when he just drove passed me.

I was glad that it was over and went to the University security to report what happened and gave them the plate number.

I never saw that man again. Whew.

I never told my parents about this. XD
My mom is way too panicky and I just know my dad will be stricter if I tell them.
And because I love my freedom very much,
they will never know.
LOL.

So that's it, that's the craziest thing I did.

I trusted a total stranger and the craziest thing happened to me.

XD
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You were lucky, Sushimi. You could've been raped. >.> Never go into strangers cars again! Didn't your parents teach you that?

[size=10]XD They did but the man looked so harmless.
Should have realized sooner that great criminals never fit the profile.
*bricked*
But yes, never again!
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almost hit my teacher with an elementary chair cause I was having a bad day and I was enraged cause someone casted a lvl69 berserker spell on me

actually no we went up to the second or third floor of this hotel the con was at and we just shouted it from the balcony...this is the actual video featuring myself(Pervy Fatman) and HunglikeaZombie. with camera work by a friend of ours and voicing in the background was Blackula

Me and a bunch of friends were roaming around my neighborhood around during a Diwali festival. (It's a festival where Hindus celebrate stuff by lighting candles and fireworks). Then one of my friends suggested that we light fireworks and shoot them at peoples houses. The Hindus in my neighborhood were very deeply religious and and doing this would piss them off so badly., which is why we were going to do it. So we bought loads of fireworks and got some illegal massive ones, put on Halloween masks, lined up the fireworks and shot them simultaneously into peoples houses. One of my Asian friends lit some up in his hand and threw them directly at people while shouting "HAPPY FUCKING DIWALI BITCHES!!". The look on his face and the way he was saying it, plus the reactions of the Hindus and other people around us made me laugh so fucking hard all the way home while running away from some very, very angry people. None of us got caught I was still laughing about it the rest of the week.

I fought a fucking bear.

there is one when my neighbor. use a wife internet line. (so the wifi reach my house to). then dont want to waste my money to buy internet line so...
my neighbor always open the wifi but one day when he off some where he turn the wifi off, i was so desperate! and i break into his house(like a thief) and turn the wifi on, every time he when out.

then i realize i such a fool to break-in someone house just to turn on his wifi.

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Kaito kaito nishtie ageru

The craziest thing I've ever done is crack.

Was tree planting a few years ago.

Came back to my base for break and see a bear with my lunch.

I chased after it, brandishing my shovel.

Because, dammit- THAT'S MY FRIGGIN' LUNCH.










I didn't get my lunch.

Damn them pudgy furballs can haul ass sometimes.

Craziest thing that I ever done/happened... hmmm

Tried to get a ball that stuck on the river, ended up drowned (when I was 8 years old, I can't swim back then) ✔

Accident traffic, send middle aged woman to hospital for a month ✔

Almost got drop-out sentence from high school for fighting with students from other school and didn't attended class for 1 month during my first year ✔

Jumped off a bridge because I felt like it was the best thing to do.

On the last day of me being a junior in high school my girlfriend & I ended up getting caught cutting class, which escalated into us running from a squad of police cars(only like 4 or 5 though). Suprisingly enough we got away but the school contacted our parents. And HER dad was the one who saw us first. Epic fail ensued.

EDIT: Also some time after that I thought it would be a good idea to jump from the back of one truck to another while they were both pushing 40. It wasnt.

I did many things but the craziest I can recall is giving my sister a cunnilingus beneath the desk when our step mother checks the tidiness of her room. Some girl just can't hold out :-( almost caught but luckily some dumdums set off some firecracker near our lawn and she goes down with the broom to scatter them apart.

Other than that there is this accident involving my pile of bricks against our neighbor BMW but you guys already know what happen next :-P

Fought Chuck Norris, AND SURVIVED.

Sang this song



And added sexy dance moves and thrusting.

In the middle of an amusement park. With children.

Successful troll is successful.