What's the weirdest wet dream you ever had?

Well, I can only recall ever having two, both of them in my Senior year in high school, ironically. Man, I must have been really horny that year, or something.

One was what I would consider normal because it was a dream about a girl I was head over heals for. The other was one of my best friend's little sister. I say it was weird because I knew next to nothing about her. It was an attraction based solely on aesthetics. I thought she was really pretty, and suddenly I had a sex dream about her. Felt kind of bad about it for awhile. I always prided myself on not liking someone solely on their looks. Ha.

The weirdets I ever had is fudging a woman 1.5 times my size with a blurry orange background.
It's the only one.

Once I had a dream that involved very vivid sex with a girl I fancied, combined with the Kansas City Art Museum. As in, girl-parts mixed in with marble pillars and such.

I don't know how that worked.

Should I really have to explain why?

Short version: I was a cartoon & I was having sex with one of the waifus while the scenery kept shifting. It then turned into necrophilia. Then right before I came the Joker showed up & started laughing. Even more alarming, I woke up laughing.

All the while "I Cant Decide" by Scissor sisters.

huum.. i've never had a wet dreams.. is that normal or i'm going to die?

Do you fap a lot?

5 times a week or something like that

That's probably why. Try not doing it for a couple days, and see what happens.

ok, i'll try it, i want to see if i can have one of those dream haha.

It's only happened a couple of times and I honestly don't remember the dreams. I just remember waking up and my vagina being like "OH BTW THE WAY HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG"

Me: WTF O//////////////////O

My homeroom teacher giving me a bj during lunch in school. So far thats the weirdest wet dream have.

Was she hot or did she look like Mrs. Doubtfire?

I've tried to have wet dreams by abstaining for days or even a couple weeks to no avail :(.

...and I usually cum 2-3 times a day, so the chances of it randomly happening are none.

Yeah she is, me and my friends always discuss what we like about her during class when we have her.

Having sex with my own sister all night, and i don't even cum, just have this weird feeling in my penis. XD

I think it would be having sex behind a big rock next to a battlefield where there is a huge war.

Try watching some porn without fapping right before going to sleep. That sometimes works for me.

Sex with a...

i entered to my room..and there was kisame, konan and pein giving it all.. pein saw me peeking and we did it.
I woke up like .______.