What's the weirdest wet dream you ever had?

I was at school with a girl and then I grew a penis, then things happened...

A friend of mine having sex with a random girl from my generation /:

For some reason some parts of the dream are by HIS POV

reading a book on "how to have sex" while i had sex

Blowing my history teacher...but for that to be weird you would have to know my history teacher. xD

i was having sex with a woman while i had her bent over a conveyor belt in a warehouse.


Work + Pleasure = What the F!

It arose from the crashing waves like some monstrous leviathan, sending a wake such that my boat was almost overturned. It beckoned to me. It did not ask or tell, but summoned me to climb upon it's back. And without whim or will I obliged. I grabbed onto its fin as we sank beneath the waves and dove into the fathoms of the sea. The mammoth creature seemed determined in its path, diving down beyond the darkest reaches; falling deep into the rifts of the world. Beneath the terrible weight of all these leagues I buckled, but the beast showed no regard for my plight. The last of my breaths bubbled upward as I clung with the last of my strength to the fin, and there in the darkness I thought myself a deadman, and dead I may have been. For I shut my lids and felt my body fade.

But then, as if a moment later and by some will of Poseidon himself, I awakened to the lambent warmth of a candlelit room. I was quick to wake, for my body and mind felt replenished to the point of miraculousness. Firstly I took notice of the regal bed in which I laid. The pillows were soft like the down of a dove, and the cloth was of a smoother silk than any king or queen might have. The richness and regality of the room was overwhelming--golden furniture and sapphire ornaments, rubies and diamonds encrusted upon seashells and sand dollars--it was unlike anything I had ever seen. But the glory of the room was short lived, for as I woke came through the door a woman more beautiful than heaven itself, a woman for whom the moon would rise or fall, a woman who I fell in love with. Her hair was a pale blue, like the hue of a perfect pearl, and her eyes were greener than the leaves of a newborn tree. Her smile brought a warmth to my heart such as a hearth brings warmth to the cold. And as I smiled back I thought that, surely, I had died.

The woman approached me in her silken garments of blue and amber, and though she spoke no words she told me much within her smile. She came and sat beside me upon the bed. And gently she touched her lips to mine with a delicate kiss. And at that touch every nerve within me reveled in sheer delight. Then she put her lips beside my ear, and with the harmonious song of an angel's voice whispered "Rape.." And as the word dripped from her tongue, the giant bipedal penises broke down the door singing Broadway showtunes in a fine unison. "That's my queue" she said, and disappeared into the foray of penises. It was then that the crying pineapples began to parachute in from the sky...ohh and they tasted like candy! In swirl a rainbow of colors the room was enveloped, dancing and singing in tune with the penises. And there upon the bed there lay a magical BLT, dripping with mayonaise and it said to me "Rape! Rape me! Rape me!" I smiled and proclaimed my acceptance and I ploughed my penis right into that sandwich and ejaculated all over the lettuce.

The End.

I don't remember the dream but I think back when I was, I don't know, let's say 7 I awoke from a dream and found that I had come in my sleep and I think that it was the biggest load I have ever produced.

That's not weird, That's unfortunate. Bud, you missed out on a good dream. (I think.....)

Last night I had a dream where I was a girl who was being used by her father to sell business deals. The deal in the dream had a guy with 5 'tentacles', a man who had no feeling in his groin so he could go indefinitely (til I did something to his back and fixed it for him), and 2 others who I don't remember. The catch, was if I could find a boy who loved me despite knowing all the deviat acts I'd done (though unwillingly, I wasn't like some hentai where I was begging for more), I'd be free from being used forever. It wasn't a wet dream per se, but when I woke up, my first though was that I've been reading too much Fakku -_-;

And I'm dead serious, I actually had this dream last night. It was really strange

I had sex with a futanari. Talk about something awesome.

I was raped by weightlifter woman.. >.

i've never had a wet dream...atleast i think not but one time i had this weird ass dream that i had too put a jigsaw puzzle together, it was a picture of a hot MILF and then she came out of the jigsaw and we fucked for like .30 seconds

I never come when I sleep. :\
All I dream about are sex with other chicks and all.
But the worst dream I had was I was dating a guy. :| Yes. Gay.... But I didn't know what was going on in my mind.

Never had a wet dream, but i had a sex dream whereby i was going around in a strange mall and fingering particular girls. No idea who are they though, all i know the speed at which i fingered them was insane, even faster than those machines. The cries and feel were so real... freaky!

Never had a wet dream. Even perverted dreams are quite rare. Sex/masturbation before going to sleep keeps my dreams innocent and intact.

Wet dreams are the greatest fucking things ever, wish i could have them more.



Having a dream feel SOOO real that you cum while you are sleep..omg LUV it


Wierdest one i had was i was a female on a roller skating team in which the goal of the game was to skate around and make the other team orgasm first. Turned into a mass orgy

I banged some random blonde with Dhalsim...
(Yes...the yoga dude from street fighter. IKR, i was like WTF too when i woke up)

It's actually the opposite for me. Sex & masturbation causes my wet dreams and other weird sex-related shit. For example:

It was one hot summer night and my folks were sleep, so I decided to fap for a couple of hours. However, I decided that it would be a good idea to stop myself before I blew my load, so I stopped fapping and watched some TV before going to sleep. And then, I woke up to a very peculiar sight: me holding my dick and jizz on my t-shirt. And the fucked up part about it was I didn't even have a wet dream...it was just one moment, I was thinking about what I was going to do the next day (which didn't involve fapping), and the next...boom, hand on my dick.

I think I was subconsciously jerking it in my sleep. Still weird just thinking about it...

Whoopi Goldberg