What's the weirdest wet dream you ever had?

Three days ago i had a dream that me and everyone else on earth could use the force and fly and were fighting a giant war. While i was flying around and killing people i came across my friend's ex girlfriend (very hot). She ripped open her shirt and i proceeded to urinate on her chest then have sex with her (mind you urination is not one of my fetishes). I then went back to the fighting until my alarm clock awoke me.

Did he use his push and pull powers, while having sex with you?

lol! nope xD

i was licking someone's pussy and suddenly she grabbed my hand and bit my finger and i turned into a vampire and i woke up.

I got a dream of Sadako chasing me and when I woke up I had a wet dream. I have never liked Sadako too in my whole life .__.

I lay an egg, and for some reason it felt damn good.

Or maybe the one where I killed a bumblebee, somehow stretched it's body to cover a stick and masturbated with it.

Or the one in which I was futa and having sex with myself while thinking "why I haven't thought of this before!?"

Then there was the sex with three turtles.

Then there was one where I had to pull a key out of my ass, from a reason I can't remember.

I go to sleep like that semi-often and it hasn't made me have a wet dream - I usually fall asleep grinding or drift in and out of somewhat sex-related dreams but never come to close to anything like an orgasm.

I'd say me fucking my cousin in a pool... it was rather odd, even within the dream I was all like "wtf".

A woman I barely new, sucking me off.... and I didn't like it.

Can girls have wet dreams? Or are they counted as wet dreams?

Anyway my sorta-wet-dream was in a military camp. I wasn't even in the dream, just watching some evil army commander stick it in some drowsy girl. I didn't even know how a penis or a vagina looks like so it turned out censored in my dream. XD

not really weird, i suppose, but...

i had a dream where i woke up and found a my girlfriend (in the dream, at least) next to me. she woke up, we kissed, things continue very lovey dovey.

dream ends, i wake up, realize i'm alone. forever alone.jpg.

Oh god, this is embarrassing...

I -actually- had a dream in which I received oral sex from a very tiny chameleon.

At the time I guess, I just needed it that bad or something. xD;

It was random as hell, though...

I'm not even sure how that would work. oral sex from a very small lizard.

I was in a first person shooter, finished my misson, called back to base asked for a hot guy to meet me in my room and had some hot sex...

There I was in an apocalyptic world where I was the only man left and the world was covered with hot women who never aged (I didn't age either). Became a huge worldwide orgy when I used Kagebunshin to fuck every woman I saw (some of them were hot anime girls). Best part is that whenever my clones jizzed I felt it too

Any time I lucid dream turns into a weird wet dream! Tip: If you don't want to wake up while dreaming, spin around in circles, and rub your hands together. This actually works to increase the length of the dream.

It just... did.
As these dream-things often do. xD
Dream logic is infallible! do not question it!

Oh, lol.
I once dreamed that i ask something to my self and someone always amswer them with the phrase "let it be done". Weird.......
[PS : Not a wet dream, if you ask me.... XD]

i dreamed once that i was walking on the street and then realized it was a dream so the first thing i did was running to find the first chick on sight and fuck her right there in the street.

edit: dont judge me people it was a freaking dream after all