Worst Injury Ever Sustained by You

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[color=red][b]The only time was my finger getting totally squished. Not much right?

Oddly enough, I have been through many situations that SHOULD have severely injured me, if not outright killed me, but walked away from it all fine. I've been in multiple car crashes, two of which I was not wearing a seatbelt. I have been hit by a car (as in, just walking down the street and some a-hole runs into me). I have been struck with bats, wrenches, knives, broken bottles, slammed against concrete, landed face-first in a long fall, hit in the back of the head with skateboard by someone who was very seriously trying to kill me, and even pushed down a flight of stairs. I walked away from all of it with nothing more than a few scrapes and some sore muscles the next day. The only thing that really hurt me was the time I caught fire; I had second degree burns all up my left leg, and less serious ones on both of my hands and forearms. It was the most painful experience of my life.

So, to make a long story short, I'm a Troll, because my only weakness is fire.

Hit myself in the face with a tennis racket, now I have a scar over my left eye. I've fallen from 15 ft when I was younger and still did not get anything worse that a few bruises... Everyone else seems to break something.

I almost lost an eye, tore my calf muscle, fractured my wrist, fractured my ankle, bruised kidneys, concussions, and almost lost my foot.

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no one can beat this.

Broken leg, Torn knee ligament, Torn tendon and broken arm.

Surgery is not fun.

My lower back, left shoulder, right ankle and left knee are all tricked from 8 years of wrestling. I try to keep the injured muscles and joints strong but they still hurt when it gets cold

Stepped on a rusty nail when I was 14, went right through my foot and I had to pull it out from the other end.
Also shattered my wrist and a bit of my hand in an unfair fight. Fuckers had bats, but I still won.

In my free time, I like juggling knives, so naturally my hands are riddled in scars.

Probably just a twisted ankle or something of that degree, got very lucky. Several times I've almost been hit by a car biking or falling into the middle of the street.

Fell off a rope swing (that was tied to a tree overlooking a small cliff) landed thirty feet down, back first against a petrified tree trunk.

Got some wicked whiplash, ripped off three of the fingernails on my right hand as I tried to death grip the rope, and got myself permanent nerve damage along my spine.

When I was about 11 I fell down while at an ice skating rink and a skater ran over my pinky finger. I had to got to the emergency room to get stitches around the nail area of my pinky.

You guys have broken some serious stuff. The worst I've ever had was a broken ankle and broken arm.

Someone jumped on my knee cap and it felt like it almost popped off. Another time when I was 10, I was being chased and tripped into the corner of a table, tearing a huge scar into my forehead like Harry Potter. Most blood that I've ever expelled.

broke my tail bone twice.

A broken leg so far.

nothing magor i did to myself to get hurt so bad just picked up some heavy stuff n hurt my back