Worst Injury Ever Sustained by You

Broke my radius and ulna when I was 11. I tripped jumping over a balance beam at school.

I broke my neck and got the same graft-thing screwed into my spine.

Not as bad as his (my skull was still attached), but I think I'm pretty much par for the course.

Anyways, this kinda thread has already been made a few times, but I'll just list some things off the top of me head.

-Broke my neck, as stated above. Car accident. Also broke my elbow, cracked some ribs, punctured a lung, and suffered a severe concussion from which my brain's still funny.

-Got slammed with a baseball bast when I was seven. On the corner of my eye. Got my very first stitches.

-Got kicked in the face by a horse. Four titanium plates are what hold my mouth to my skull.

-Fell off the roof of a three story building and sprained my back. That messed up my knees, too.

-Got hit by cars on several occasions.


Those are the worst ones, as I recall.

Hmm.. when my older brother and i where kids, we were in a pool, he suddenly came out of nowhere and hit my chin from below. I cut my tongue with my teeth really bad.

When i was 4 i tried to jump from the same pool's springboard^, i slipped and i don't know exactly how, but i cut my thigh really bad.

And i broke both my little fingers and my left foot.

Is this the reason why you lie in a hospital bed year round?

My track record thus far seems to limit my hospital stays to my birthday, as I've spent two consecutive ones in critical before and after surgery (jaw and neck).

That's unfortunate... how do you fap in the hospital?

Nurse does it for you.

Actually, it's kinda tough to cum with a catheter shoved in your prick.

Not particularly comfortable.

Related.

Strangely enough I dont recollect how I injured myself these two times but I broke my knee as a youngster (Think I fell of my bike?) And sprained the center of my chest (Sternum?) whilst on a night out drinking! (Woke up in fucking agony)

The one I do remember was breaking my thumb whilst skiing on a school trip. (I could ski well but stopping was a problem... Dry slope, fell, thumb caught in 'hole' = crunch)

So... basically you get a handjob from the nurse every time you want to fap? I'ma guess the nurse is either a guy or an old lady.

Actually, most of the nurses that have attended me were rather cute. One actually asked for my number last year, but that was over near Manitoba, whereas I live in Quebec.

It's not like I could have done all that much anyways, with a broken neck and hooked up with tubes and wires and constantly doped up on morphine.

She did take her sweet time giving me my daily sponge bath, though- and I didn't complain.

Unlucky lucky bastard -_-

A cracked skull.

And the thing is, i fell to coma cuz' i don't even feel it myself. D:

I've broken my hand and split my upper lip in half...those are probably the worst injuries I've had so far.

My lip healed pretty well considering I didn't get stitches.

I cracked my skull when I was two. It wasn't nearly that bad, though.

oh well lucky you!

I nearly died. D:

I got two odd cases first was when I was like 7 and I got stepped on by a fully grown horse yet I just walked away, and then when I was younger I broke off part of one of my front teeth against a giant stone turtle statue. Other than that I never broke a bone, unless you count my teeth.

. . .

At least you didn't.

Nothing really too vital. I was shot in the leg with a hunting arrow. Friend's mental older brother.

i got into a fight with 4 gang members and ended up with three broken ribs from being hit with a baseball bat, a cracked skull from same said baseball bat, a broken jaw from a pair of brass knuckles, and being stabbed with a switchblade.