Worst Injury Ever Sustained by You
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Lets see, stabbed with a ballpoint pen by an ex-girlfriend, broken ribs from jetskiing, broken arm from hockey, broken leg from my cousin's practical joke, battery acid burns on both palms, copper embedded in my skin from working with m my step-dad, 3rd degree burns from an oxy-acetaline I torch, broken skull from a rifle butt, permanent nerve damage from a bad surgery, b broken ribs again from a bar fight this time, contussion (not concussion) from flipping my car and dislocated jaw from some bitch ass punk named "Rounds" in the Army because I told him his mother was "a filthy whore with shitting dick-nipples" on a drunken dare, holes in my eardrums from grenade noise and several other things I don't remember. And STILL I don't win...
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Randumb wrote...
@e-L33T wrote...
Randumb wrote...
@e-L33T wrote...
A cracked skull.And the thing is, i fell to coma cuz' i don't even feel it myself. D:
I cracked my skull when I was two. It wasn't nearly that bad, though.
oh well lucky you!
I nearly died. D:
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At least you didn't.
Oh jolly good i didn't. XD
